20 Things Not to Say During Sex

1. Really-pissed Guy via Facebook says:
   People say shit during sex? Eh, then again I do sometimes wonder what the weather's going to be like the next day.
   People say shit during sex? Eh, then again I do sometimes wonder what the weather's going to be like the next day.
2. Nicole Pink Brown says:
   ha... yeah I can these being a potential mood killer.
   ha... yeah I can these being a potential mood killer.
3. Mike Watkins via Facebook says:
   this.. isnt funny.
   this.. isnt funny.
4. Nicole Pink Brown says:
   See* these... Oy.
   See* these... Oy.
5. Jon Martin says:
   but you forgot the most important one. 'I'mma fill your hooha with goof juice!'
   but you forgot the most important one. 'I'mma fill your hooha with goof juice!'
6. Matthew Murray says:
   Still counts!
   Still counts!
7. Josh Humphreys says:
   uh when someone says they have to poop it's probably best to get off of them.
   uh when someone says they have to poop it's probably best to get off of them.
8. Josh Humphreys says:
   10 minutes? why would you have sex for 10 minutes? it takes the cops 15 minutes to show. you barely have enough time to escape.
   10 minutes? why would you have sex for 10 minutes? it takes the cops 15 minutes to show. you barely have enough time to escape.