Controlling the remote control.
I'm pretty sure everyone has wanted this power at some point in their lives. Not useless at all! (You know how hard those things are to find sometimes?)
1 second super strength would be awesome. Just gotta make sure to do things that take less than a second of super strength to accomplish. Like breaking safes, and such.
or in fight you activate it just before you hit someone. but communicating with fruits just imagine you have and orange.... man that would be one hell of a annoying orange
As many have pointed out, some of these are actually quite useful. Take 75% levitation, simply because it would act as a way to significantly slow down your falling speed. One second super strength and invisibility in the dark for reasons others have given. Revive bugs would be amusing as a 7 or so year old boy just to freak out girls at school. Trash detection would be good for community service.