20 Useless Superpowers

20 Useless Superpowers
  1. Christopher Nunez Sacay via Facebook says:
    I want acid tears
    I want acid tears
  2. Will Inglis says:
    audible pop ups, WHY?
    audible pop ups, WHY?
  3. Sorrawit Lekapunyaporn says:
    "READ YOUR OWN MIND" - Definitely useful for females.
    "READ YOUR OWN MIND" - Definitely useful for females.
  4. Patrik Sandström says:
    some of them aren't useless.
    some of them aren't useless.
  5. Jamie L. Bray says:
    Controlling the remote control. I'm pretty sure everyone has wanted this power at some point in their lives. Not useless at all! (You know how hard those things are to find sometimes?)
    Controlling the remote control. I'm pretty sure everyone has wanted this power at some point in their lives. Not useless at all! (You know how hard those things are to find sometimes?)
  6. Jacob Hald says:
    Desaturation would be so fucking cool tbh! I would like that! :O
    Desaturation would be so fucking cool tbh! I would like that! :O
  7. Alexander Sergejev says:
    Especially the invisibility in the dark. Lots of animals actually rely on stealthy nighttime hunting.
    Especially the invisibility in the dark. Lots of animals actually rely on stealthy nighttime hunting.
  8. Patrik Sandström says:
    1 second super strenght would make you superior in flipping tables/cars. would be awesome
    1 second super strenght would make you superior in flipping tables/cars. would be awesome
  9. Patrik Sandström says:
    and 75% levitation would be cool
    and 75% levitation would be cool
  10. Alexander Sergejev says:
    1 second super strength would be awesome. Just gotta make sure to do things that take less than a second of super strength to accomplish. Like breaking safes, and such.
    1 second super strength would be awesome. Just gotta make sure to do things that take less than a second of super strength to accomplish. Like breaking safes, and such.
  11. Kelly Sevenfoldism Castro Rodriguez says:
    seduce hats hahaha :'D.
    seduce hats hahaha :'D.
  12. Shane Wilson says:
    I'm pretty sure I have the "Absorbing Bad Luck" one.
    I'm pretty sure I have the "Absorbing Bad Luck" one.
  13. ????? ?????? says:
    or in fight you activate it just before you hit someone. but communicating with fruits just imagine you have and orange.... man that would be one hell of a annoying orange
    or in fight you activate it just before you hit someone. but communicating with fruits just imagine you have and orange.... man that would be one hell of a annoying orange
  14. Andrew Waldschmitt says:
    As many have pointed out, some of these are actually quite useful. Take 75% levitation, simply because it would act as a way to significantly slow down your falling speed. One second super strength and invisibility in the dark for reasons others have given. Revive bugs would be amusing as a 7 or so year old boy just to freak out girls at school. Trash detection would be good for community service.
    As many have pointed out, some of these are actually quite useful. Take 75% levitation, simply because it would act as a way to significantly slow down your falling speed. One second super strength and invisibility in the dark for reasons others have given. Revive bugs would be amusing as a 7 or so year old boy just to freak out girls at school. Trash detection would be good for community service.