A Text from Mom

a text from mom
  1. James Henderson says:
    Your mom is a dork. And what kind of slob are you? I easily have 5 empty diet dr pepper cans in my room, and a little debbie wrapper from 6 years ago, but but for some reason I fell it necessary to clean up the condoms almost immediately.
    Your mom is a dork. And what kind of slob are you? I easily have 5 empty diet dr pepper cans in my room, and a little debbie wrapper from 6 years ago, but but for some reason I fell it necessary to clean up the condoms almost immediately.
  2. Jacque Hodgkin says:
    At least the kid didn't steal it from her... How do I know this? A mom that uptight sure as hell isn't getting any.
    At least the kid didn't steal it from her... How do I know this? A mom that uptight sure as hell isn't getting any.
  3. David Brazeal says:
    Id be grateful that at least shes at home and practicing safe sex. Parents often don't see the silver lining. Yeah...shes yer daughter...I know the feeling. There's two ways to go about this. Make her aware and responsible...or do the other thing and that's freak out thus turning her into a whore. You can be a parent or a mom / dad. Which one do you want to be?
    Id be grateful that at least shes at home and practicing safe sex. Parents often don't see the silver lining. Yeah...shes yer daughter...I know the feeling. There's two ways to go about this. Make her aware and responsible...or do the other thing and that's freak out thus turning her into a whore. You can be a parent or a mom / dad. Which one do you want to be?
  4. Piraten Zidz via Facebook says:
    Geez, underbart
    Geez, underbart
  5. Brittany Beasley says:
    Love how you assume its a female's condom on the floor
    Love how you assume its a female's condom on the floor
  6. Steven Porretta says:
    i like how there is also an assumption that the child is a consenting adult... lolol
    i like how there is also an assumption that the child is a consenting adult... lolol
  7. Ben Miller says:
    If you're arguing that they may not be "consenting," they did put a condom on. If you're arguing that they may not have been legal "adults" of 18 years of age, it doesn't look like anyone did such a thing. It seems quite clear that they're talking about teen sex and how bad of a way of handling it this is. And it really is incredibly bad.
    If you're arguing that they may not be "consenting," they did put a condom on. If you're arguing that they may not have been legal "adults" of 18 years of age, it doesn't look like anyone did such a thing. It seems quite clear that they're talking about teen sex and how bad of a way of handling it this is. And it really is incredibly bad.
  8. Steven Porretta says:
    who said anything about teen sex? I'm not sure what country you're from, but from where I am from a "consenting adult" is a loosely used legal term for a person of the age of consent and is not necessarily a legal adult. Also often referred to as the age of consent.
    who said anything about teen sex? I'm not sure what country you're from, but from where I am from a "consenting adult" is a loosely used legal term for a person of the age of consent and is not necessarily a legal adult. Also often referred to as the age of consent.
  9. Ben Miller says:
    Yes, you cannot legally consent to something unless you are an adult. It's the same thing; trying to split hairs doesn't make your comment sound any more sensible... or you sound smart at all.
    Yes, you cannot legally consent to something unless you are an adult. It's the same thing; trying to split hairs doesn't make your comment sound any more sensible... or you sound smart at all.
  10. Steven Porretta says:
    you know what ben, i had enough of your condescending shenanigans. You just need to go and look up the statute of limitations, okay? And no you can consent to sex without being an adult. Provided you are a consenting adult.. in some places that is 12, 13, 14, 8, 21, 18, 16, and its not going to make you sound less like a virgin at all.
    you know what ben, i had enough of your condescending shenanigans. You just need to go and look up the statute of limitations, okay? And no you can consent to sex without being an adult. Provided you are a consenting adult.. in some places that is 12, 13, 14, 8, 21, 18, 16, and its not going to make you sound less like a virgin at all.
  11. Ben Miller says:
    Haha, yo, pot, meet kettle, asshat! Both your initial reply, "who said anything about exactly what I am talking about?! Blah blah blah, I'm a stupid bitch!" and this one, "you just need to look up this thing that you obviously don't know about kuz I R teh smart!" are a bunch of condescending bullshit. Grow up, little baby bitch. Now, if you try pulling your head out of your ass, go back and actually read, and you will see that I was talking about exactly that, that you're suggesting it was rape, and there's only two ways that could happen: a. They were physically raped, and did not consent, or b. they were not of consenting age, the age of legal adulthood. Try using your brain and not being a fuckass before you reply, thanks.
    Haha, yo, pot, meet kettle, asshat! Both your initial reply, "who said anything about exactly what I am talking about?! Blah blah blah, I'm a stupid bitch!" and this one, "you just need to look up this thing that you obviously don't know about kuz I R teh smart!" are a bunch of condescending bullshit. Grow up, little baby bitch. Now, if you try pulling your head out of your ass, go back and actually read, and you will see that I was talking about exactly that, that you're suggesting it was rape, and there's only two ways that could happen: a. They were physically raped, and did not consent, or b. they were not of consenting age, the age of legal adulthood. Try using your brain and not being a fuckass before you reply, thanks.
  12. Steven Porretta says:
    OH GOD BEN JUST TUNE IN ALREADY GAWD
    OH GOD BEN JUST TUNE IN ALREADY GAWD
  13. Steven Porretta says:
    Ben Miller I really like how you constantly comment on my intellect. That must make you feel very special. JUST SERIOUSLY OH GAWD
    Ben Miller I really like how you constantly comment on my intellect. That must make you feel very special. JUST SERIOUSLY OH GAWD
  14. Steven Porretta says:
    okay im going to be serious here ben. Youre a fucking idiot and i was trolling you the whole time. The statute of limitation has nothing, and i mean nothing to do with anything relating to sex, unless of course it has to do with punishing a sex offender. Either way. If you're 14 and your partner is 14, and the age of consent is 16 its not rape, and the mother is still not up tight. Now stop being such a pussy and get a better hat.
    okay im going to be serious here ben. Youre a fucking idiot and i was trolling you the whole time. The statute of limitation has nothing, and i mean nothing to do with anything relating to sex, unless of course it has to do with punishing a sex offender. Either way. If you're 14 and your partner is 14, and the age of consent is 16 its not rape, and the mother is still not up tight. Now stop being such a pussy and get a better hat.
  15. David Goljat says:
    rofling roflcopter;)
    rofling roflcopter;)
  16. Colin Smith says:
    parenting....like a boss...
    parenting....like a boss...
  17. Dara Colley says:
    Epic Fail
    Epic Fail