Def close in age; friend, brother, cousin, not dad. Besides, maybe he's a super cool guy, tho laying out in the sun is lame and boring so maybe not. Way too many people concerned with the trivial things in life like appearance.
But you have to admit, a lot of very attractive women are very shallow and would not date/bang an unattractive fat man. They just wouldn't. I don't want to date/bang an unattractive fat women. She's unattractive to me. I would not find her desirable.