1. 'Stella?' 'STELLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' (I doubt many people will get that one)
2. 'Psst, she was your sister.' 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!'
3. 'Dude, that's your blind date.' 'DO NOT WAAANT!'
4. 'Ya know, I love those golden eyes of yours...' 'WHAAAAT?!'
5. 'See that hole there?' 'MY AZALEAAAAAAAS'
6. 'NO! OLD YELLER, DON'T GO OUTSIIIIIDE!'
7. 'You're my faaavorite person.' 'WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU HERE?'
Aaaaand, I'm spent for now.
"You what?" 'I said I fucked him after we had that threesome.' "You bitch!"
(The reason women aren't offended by the term "bitch"; another bitch gave a bitch a reason to come up with bitch)