Derping Machine

Derping Machine
  1. Yasmine Graffitti says:
    Everyone open this page and sign the petition to STOP BAKING DOGS ALIVE. China won't stop until we make them! http://www.change.org/petitions/dogs-baked-alive-ban-this-now
    Everyone open this page and sign the petition to STOP BAKING DOGS ALIVE. China won't stop until we make them! http://www.change.org/petitions/dogs-baked-alive-ban-this-now
  2. Matthew Baker says:
    Along the same line of thought, by rights, Westerners should stop eating cattle, as it offends Hindus.
    Along the same line of thought, by rights, Westerners should stop eating cattle, as it offends Hindus.
  3. Yasmine Graffitti says:
    Matthew Baker I agree but the petition is to stop baking them alive as its not fair to be murdered in that awful way
    Matthew Baker I agree but the petition is to stop baking them alive as its not fair to be murdered in that awful way
  4. Thomas William Harden says:
    just an fyi, when an animal is slaughtered in the US, more often then not a a metal rod is slammed into there skull to stun them, if that isnt how they do it they use a sledge hammer, a gun or the electrocute them while they are alive
    just an fyi, when an animal is slaughtered in the US, more often then not a a metal rod is slammed into there skull to stun them, if that isnt how they do it they use a sledge hammer, a gun or the electrocute them while they are alive
  5. Matthew Baker says:
    It isn't fair to plants that we harvest them, as there IS a basic level of awareness in them of what happens to the plants next to them. Plants are intelligent, but not the type of intelligent that one would associate with higher functions. Recently discovered was a fungus that eats plastic naturally occurring in the Amazon. 1000 years ago, said fungus would starve, now it can be used by humans to help eliminate the massive amount of waste we create in an eco-friendly way. The current western way of life is quite unsustainable, and will kill off the human race in a couple generations unless some big changes are made.
    It isn't fair to plants that we harvest them, as there IS a basic level of awareness in them of what happens to the plants next to them. Plants are intelligent, but not the type of intelligent that one would associate with higher functions. Recently discovered was a fungus that eats plastic naturally occurring in the Amazon. 1000 years ago, said fungus would starve, now it can be used by humans to help eliminate the massive amount of waste we create in an eco-friendly way. The current western way of life is quite unsustainable, and will kill off the human race in a couple generations unless some big changes are made.
  6. Kayla S. Parent says:
    but they just wouldn't taste the same....
    but they just wouldn't taste the same....
  7. Ken Miller says:
    Since Nothing on this planet that we eat is completely synthetic. Most veggies are alive when we eat them. Never heard of anyone eating an animal that died of natural causes. And it looks like your all alive and heathly. So the conclusion is... A) Stop eating and die, B) Get smart and make a food replicator like on star trek., or C) Shut the hell up and stop bitching! Most things are made from plants or animals (clothes , foods , Houses) So go ahead and jump outside nude and eat nothing no great lost the world is tired of stpid people tryiny to act smart. P.S. Yasmine most countries all around the world still drop lobsters alive in boiling water. Are you going to start a petition for that?
    Since Nothing on this planet that we eat is completely synthetic. Most veggies are alive when we eat them. Never heard of anyone eating an animal that died of natural causes. And it looks like your all alive and heathly. So the conclusion is... A) Stop eating and die, B) Get smart and make a food replicator like on star trek., or C) Shut the hell up and stop bitching! Most things are made from plants or animals (clothes , foods , Houses) So go ahead and jump outside nude and eat nothing no great lost the world is tired of stpid people tryiny to act smart. P.S. Yasmine most countries all around the world still drop lobsters alive in boiling water. Are you going to start a petition for that?
  8. Ken Miller says:
    Since Nothing on this planet that we eat is completely synthetic. Most veggies are alive when we eat them. Never heard of anyone eating an animal that died of natural causes. And it looks like your all alive and heathly. So the conclusion is... A) Stop eating and die, B) Get smart and make a food replicator like on star trek., or C) Shut the hell up and stop bitching! Most things are made from plants or animals (clothes , foods , Houses) So go ahead and jump outside nude and eat nothing no great lost the world is tired of stpid people tryiny to act smart. P.S. Yasmine most countries all around the world still drop lobsters alive in boiling water. Are you going to start a petition for that?
    Since Nothing on this planet that we eat is completely synthetic. Most veggies are alive when we eat them. Never heard of anyone eating an animal that died of natural causes. And it looks like your all alive and heathly. So the conclusion is... A) Stop eating and die, B) Get smart and make a food replicator like on star trek., or C) Shut the hell up and stop bitching! Most things are made from plants or animals (clothes , foods , Houses) So go ahead and jump outside nude and eat nothing no great lost the world is tired of stpid people tryiny to act smart. P.S. Yasmine most countries all around the world still drop lobsters alive in boiling water. Are you going to start a petition for that?
  9. Jenn Gaudio says:
    Yasmine Graffitti those online petitions never work. especially when its a a different country. and you got the idea from a dudelol pic probably- http://www.dudelol.com/i-hope-you-get-baked-in-a-sack/
    Yasmine Graffitti those online petitions never work. especially when its a a different country. and you got the idea from a dudelol pic probably- http://www.dudelol.com/i-hope-you-get-baked-in-a-sack/
  10. Sergio Tapia says:
    Hey have u guys noticed the washing machine is sick?
    Hey have u guys noticed the washing machine is sick?