Each Piece of Bacon You Eat Takes 9 Minutes off Your Life
-
watch out epic meal time.watch out epic meal time.
-
watch out epic meal time.watch out epic meal time.
-
Fine, ill just take one piece then *cooks piece of bacon size of manhatten*.Fine, ill just take one piece then *cooks piece of bacon size of manhatten*.
-
I died way before that then o.O.I died way before that then o.O.
-
100 hours taken.100 hours taken.
-
damn your in the 4 digits I got down to 2.damn your in the 4 digits I got down to 2.
-
No, doctors *were* saying that...their tune is changing lately though.No, doctors *were* saying that...their tune is changing lately though.
-
So the amount of bacon I've eated with my current age. How long was I supposed to live? Because the current amount I've eaten I should of died years ago lol.So the amount of bacon I've eated with my current age. How long was I supposed to live? Because the current amount I've eaten I should of died years ago lol.
-
lost count..lost count..
-
when does their tune NOT change?when does their tune NOT change?
-
BACONBACON
-
Yes sir, congratulations on just repeating the joke you saw 10 seconds ago.Yes sir, congratulations on just repeating the joke you saw 10 seconds ago.
-
The average lifespan of an american is 78 years. There are 525,949 minutes in a year. 525,949 x 78 = 41,024,022 minutes in your life. Now divide 41,024,022 minutes by 9 minutes and you get 4,558,224.6 pieces of bacon to kill yourself at birth. And finally the point of my post is to raise awareness that if you feed your newborn child 4,558,224 and half pieces of bacon, it will surely die...The average lifespan of an american is 78 years. There are 525,949 minutes in a year. 525,949 x 78 = 41,024,022 minutes in your life. Now divide 41,024,022 minutes by 9 minutes and you get 4,558,224.6 pieces of bacon to kill yourself at birth. And finally the point of my post is to raise awareness that if you feed your newborn child 4,558,224 and half pieces of bacon, it will surely die...
-
True...LOLTrue...LOL
-
Not to question your judgement, but shouldn't the number to minutes in a year be an even number?Not to question your judgement, but shouldn't the number to minutes in a year be an even number?
-
I suppose with leap year and whatnot. There's some odd amount of minutes and such. You have successfully held up your shaky sounding belief. Congratulations!I suppose with leap year and whatnot. There's some odd amount of minutes and such. You have successfully held up your shaky sounding belief. Congratulations!
-
No, a day is not exactly 24 hours contrary to popular beliefNo, a day is not exactly 24 hours contrary to popular belief
-
of course. it's not kosher.of course. it's not kosher.
-
Oh, nerdsOh, nerds
-
well to look at it really simple: it takes me about 2 minutes to open the pack of bacon, another 2 minutes to find a pan put it on the stove and wait for it to heat up. then it takes about 2 minutes to bake it nice and crispy. when it is crispy I add the eggs. it takes about 5 minutes to get the eggs done and get it on some slices of bread. after completing that it takes met about 5 minutes to eat it all.... soooo according to my calculation a piece of bacon takes 16 minutes of my life...well to look at it really simple: it takes me about 2 minutes to open the pack of bacon, another 2 minutes to find a pan put it on the stove and wait for it to heat up. then it takes about 2 minutes to bake it nice and crispy. when it is crispy I add the eggs. it takes about 5 minutes to get the eggs done and get it on some slices of bread. after completing that it takes met about 5 minutes to eat it all.... soooo according to my calculation a piece of bacon takes 16 minutes of my life...
-
zo ff pikken :PP. Hahahahaha LOLL...zo ff pikken :PP. Hahahahaha LOLL...
-
hahaha jij mag dat :P helemaal omdat het dan bewijst dat ik gelijk heb :Phahaha jij mag dat :P helemaal omdat het dan bewijst dat ik gelijk heb :P
-
5 mins for the eggs? you got an ostrich?5 mins for the eggs? you got an ostrich?
-
nah i just like em well done ;)nah i just like em well done ;)
-
4,558,224.6 pieces of bacon to kill yourself at birth..... CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!4,558,224.6 pieces of bacon to kill yourself at birth..... CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
-
Based on that math, I should never have been born... But here I am eating bacon 3 to 4 times a week... 4 pieces each time.... Suck on that!Based on that math, I should never have been born... But here I am eating bacon 3 to 4 times a week... 4 pieces each time.... Suck on that!