Every Time at a Restaurant

every time at a restaurant
  1. Gregory Mendoza via Facebook says:
    So fucking true.
    So fucking true.
  2. Jasmine JassiBella Thomas says:
    lol always happens...i think they do it on purpose haha.
    lol always happens...i think they do it on purpose haha.
  3. Shanna Larissa Shoemaker via Facebook says:
    so very true. this needs the true story guy at the bottom.
    so very true. this needs the true story guy at the bottom.
  4. Naail Naseer says:
    wow... I was only taught not to talk with my mouth full.. > I was taught don't talk to someone whose mouth is full that's awesome parenting...
    wow... I was only taught not to talk with my mouth full.. > I was taught don't talk to someone whose mouth is full that's awesome parenting...
  5. Javier Alzate says:
    that's so me OMGZA! I almost lived! :D
    that's so me OMGZA! I almost lived! :D
  6. Malcolm Hetherington says:
    That's when you start talking with your mouth full. I was taught don't talk to someone whose mouth is full, if someone does it to you, start talking and let the food fall out. :)
    That's when you start talking with your mouth full. I was taught don't talk to someone whose mouth is full, if someone does it to you, start talking and let the food fall out. :)
  7. Anna Millay says:
    True story.
    True story.
  8. Jessica Bryers says:
    They do that on purpose, so that you're too busy chewing to talk to them, so they can go about their business without making you feel like they're ignoring you.
    They do that on purpose, so that you're too busy chewing to talk to them, so they can go about their business without making you feel like they're ignoring you.
  9. Josh Stopsopa Humphreys says:
    *chews, *swallows, goo- oh she's gone...
    *chews, *swallows, goo- oh she's gone...
  10. Princess Selph says:
    i used to be a waitress. and yes.
    i used to be a waitress. and yes.
  11. Arturo Montalvo via Facebook says:
    "bitch leave me alone, or come back when you see my glass empty"
    "bitch leave me alone, or come back when you see my glass empty"
  12. Jacque Hodgkin says:
    another good one is to ask, and then kinda motion like you're about to walk away so that they think subconsciously that it'd be an inconvenience to you if they complained... and then the head Chef yells at us because someone complained to them instead of the waitress :P KIDDING
    another good one is to ask, and then kinda motion like you're about to walk away so that they think subconsciously that it'd be an inconvenience to you if they complained... and then the head Chef yells at us because someone complained to them instead of the waitress :P KIDDING
  13. John Russell via Facebook says:
    Does anyone really eat like that?
    Does anyone really eat like that?
  14. Kelly Roarke Davis says:
    Glad you can save yourselves some time because because I feel like a fucking pig in public. QQ
    Glad you can save yourselves some time because because I feel like a fucking pig in public. QQ
  15. Fernando Black Lourenço says:
    Tastes good... Ge'me another dose, please!
    Tastes good... Ge'me another dose, please!
  16. Brooke Hovies says:
    Thank you for entertaining me and my bro with this one!
    Thank you for entertaining me and my bro with this one!
  17. Kenneth Henderson via Facebook says:
    I was a manager at a Denny's and I can tell you first hand that we have classes that train you to time it perfectly so this happens every time.
    I was a manager at a Denny's and I can tell you first hand that we have classes that train you to time it perfectly so this happens every time.
  18. Stephen Heckler via Facebook says:
    This always happens to me, and its always when I actually need something too lol
    This always happens to me, and its always when I actually need something too lol
  19. Drew Rane Pieper says:
    Naail Naseer it is actually. I mean think of all the times that you have been talked to RIGHT when you insert food into mouth. Then you have to wait to reply as you chew and chew... Makes just as much sense to not talk with your mouth full as it is to not talk to someone whose mouth is full. Do unto others as you would do unto yourself type of thing
    Naail Naseer it is actually. I mean think of all the times that you have been talked to RIGHT when you insert food into mouth. Then you have to wait to reply as you chew and chew... Makes just as much sense to not talk with your mouth full as it is to not talk to someone whose mouth is full. Do unto others as you would do unto yourself type of thing
  20. says:
    first fag denied
    first fag denied
  21. says:
    You're him.
    You're him.
  22. says:
    So, does that mean that you are the first fag but you denied yourself or that the responses you incited are first, therefore you "got" us by being first? If you're going to troll at least try. http://troll.me/images/troll/successful-troll-is-success-thumb.jpg
    So, does that mean that you are the first fag but you denied yourself or that the responses you incited are first, therefore you "got" us by being first? If you're going to troll at least try. http://troll.me/images/troll/successful-troll-is-success-thumb.jpg
  23. says:
    they ask you while you're eating becasue you cant complain at the samer time
    they ask you while you're eating becasue you cant complain at the samer time
  24. Alexander Sergejev says:
    this is where a thumbs up and a nod are called for.
    this is where a thumbs up and a nod are called for.
  25. Dylan Cantwell says:
    Well, yeah, but it's better than when you have someone come up to you in a store and bother you. "Is there anything you're looking for?" "....No." "Ok, well we're having a sale on ****** and if you need anymore help, my name is ***** and I'll be right over there." And then they back off and stare at you. O_O
    Well, yeah, but it's better than when you have someone come up to you in a store and bother you. "Is there anything you're looking for?" "....No." "Ok, well we're having a sale on ****** and if you need anymore help, my name is ***** and I'll be right over there." And then they back off and stare at you. O_O
  26. Chris Sentencesfornamesarestupid Sumner says:
    for some reason, this reminds me of Jeremy Roy Henderson when our families went to pondo a few years back. Good times
    for some reason, this reminds me of Jeremy Roy Henderson when our families went to pondo a few years back. Good times