First Word I'll Teach My Kid

First Word Ill Teach My Kid
  1. Jennifer Jones via Facebook says:
    Its official. I'm going to do this.
    Its official. I'm going to do this.
  2. Bretthew Bretty-Bear Thomas via Facebook says:
    lmao
    lmao
  3. David Ostendarp says:
    Bathsalts strikes again!
    Bathsalts strikes again!
  4. Ricky Crummett says:
    I shall teach my child to say "Batman" as his or her first word. In that way, it'll make them the world's greatest detective.
    I shall teach my child to say "Batman" as his or her first word. In that way, it'll make them the world's greatest detective.
  5. Jordan Staley says:
    oo shit now I know what I am going to teach my neice.
    oo shit now I know what I am going to teach my neice.
  6. Diovian Arkantos says:
    eh? Batman is a detective? >,> I prefer Sherlock Holmes..
    eh? Batman is a detective? >,> I prefer Sherlock Holmes..
  7. Paul Simms says:
    ... Really...? "The World's Greatest Detective". He's kinda been called that by even his enemies.
    ... Really...? "The World's Greatest Detective". He's kinda been called that by even his enemies.
  8. Diovian Arkantos says:
    oh my bad, never heared of it before.. but the best detective is Sherlock Holmes ^^
    oh my bad, never heared of it before.. but the best detective is Sherlock Holmes ^^
  9. Di Viexi says:
    ...You make my head hurt.
    ...You make my head hurt.
  10. Di Viexi says:
    ...You make my head hurt.
    ...You make my head hurt.
  11. Sire Ptothea says:
    Yeah, good idea, we all know batman's parents are proud of him and support him everyday of his life.....................ifuknowhatimean
    Yeah, good idea, we all know batman's parents are proud of him and support him everyday of his life.....................ifuknowhatimean
  12. Sire Ptothea says:
    Yeah, good idea, we all know batman's parents are proud of him and support him everyday of his life.....................ifuknowhatimean
    Yeah, good idea, we all know batman's parents are proud of him and support him everyday of his life.....................ifuknowhatimean
  13. Nathaniel Laundrie says:
    teacher a child the word brains doesn't make it a brain, therefore teaching it batman does not make it batman.
    teacher a child the word brains doesn't make it a brain, therefore teaching it batman does not make it batman.
  14. Alex Fox says:
    and guess what! none of these dudes exist. now let me introduce you to a thing called "sex"
    and guess what! none of these dudes exist. now let me introduce you to a thing called "sex"
  15. Daden Franke says:
    Uhm, dude... zombies do exist. It's called look at all those guys who sit on the computer/video game console ALL DAY LONG and only stop for a moment to eat or use the washroom, and never leave the house. They are the first breed of Vampire/Zombie. Also known as a hardcore gamer.
    Uhm, dude... zombies do exist. It's called look at all those guys who sit on the computer/video game console ALL DAY LONG and only stop for a moment to eat or use the washroom, and never leave the house. They are the first breed of Vampire/Zombie. Also known as a hardcore gamer.