For Assholes with Girlfriends

For Assholes with Girlfriends
  1. Mushion Den Ouden says:
    Timothy Pitts It's been my motto. But whenever I comment on these kinds of things as being bullshit people call me too 'harsh' and 'bitchface'. So I appreciate other people doing it! :D
    Timothy Pitts It's been my motto. But whenever I comment on these kinds of things as being bullshit people call me too 'harsh' and 'bitchface'. So I appreciate other people doing it! :D
  2. Eric Mintz says:
    I love how the assumption is that guys who are friendzoned aren't doing something right, or aren't taking all the risks necessary. So what, a guy who's done everything within his power to do what it takes to make this one girl happy, is now a "hypocritical basement dweller"? Telling the girl he likes the truth to her face isn't "having the balls to tell them"? I honestly think you need to look at things from a different perspective. I've been that guy. And I think I know a lot more than you about what I've done. So thank you, but your words should be taken with a grain of salt.
    I love how the assumption is that guys who are friendzoned aren't doing something right, or aren't taking all the risks necessary. So what, a guy who's done everything within his power to do what it takes to make this one girl happy, is now a "hypocritical basement dweller"? Telling the girl he likes the truth to her face isn't "having the balls to tell them"? I honestly think you need to look at things from a different perspective. I've been that guy. And I think I know a lot more than you about what I've done. So thank you, but your words should be taken with a grain of salt.
  3. Adell Doghaimat says:
    true story bro.
    true story bro.
  4. Rebekah Towner says:
    Truth
    Truth
  5. Sarah Darlene Hahn says:
    not always. :)
    not always. :)
  6. Steven Kavanagh says:
    Funny how a Catholic talks about getting ''laid'', stick to religion buddy. :D
    Funny how a Catholic talks about getting ''laid'', stick to religion buddy. :D
  7. Mushion Den Ouden says:
    I tip my hat for you good sir!
    I tip my hat for you good sir!
  8. Timothy Pitts says:
    Mushion Den Ouden Thing's like this are my second biggest pet peeve next to girls saying "Why do men always leave the real woman for fake woman" Which sort of answers itself because the "real woman" in this case, are judgmental little assholes. The "fake girls" as they say wouldn't say "Wow I love how they leave the real girls" it's all bullshit. Don't be a cunt. Words to live by :P
    Mushion Den Ouden Thing's like this are my second biggest pet peeve next to girls saying "Why do men always leave the real woman for fake woman" Which sort of answers itself because the "real woman" in this case, are judgmental little assholes. The "fake girls" as they say wouldn't say "Wow I love how they leave the real girls" it's all bullshit. Don't be a cunt. Words to live by :P
  9. Joseph Preston Blair says:
    -While you're complaining about being friendzoned, another guy has moved on and is now getting laid.
    -While you're complaining about being friendzoned, another guy has moved on and is now getting laid.
  10. Richard York Seely II says:
    -BALLS- The difference between men and boys. Besides, Men attract women. You don't want a girl, you want a woman.
    -BALLS- The difference between men and boys. Besides, Men attract women. You don't want a girl, you want a woman.
  11. Stephen Stack says:
    So true
    So true
  12. Timothy Pitts says:
    People are only friendzoned because they aren't willing to take the risks that woman need to make them happy int he end. Sure, I have made my girlfriend cry, sure I have been too busy for her, and sure I have double guessed our relationship, but the fact is, that's PART of a relationship. Doing those things, going through those steps, that's what makes a relationship, is working through those. If every girl left the men who did that to them, and the men left the woman who did that to them and they went out with the "good" people, no relationship would last more than a month. It's stupid angsty high school bull shit. Assholes don't get girls, good guys get girls, and hypocritical basement dwellers who like these girls but don't have the balls to tell them call the good guys "assholes".
    People are only friendzoned because they aren't willing to take the risks that woman need to make them happy int he end. Sure, I have made my girlfriend cry, sure I have been too busy for her, and sure I have double guessed our relationship, but the fact is, that's PART of a relationship. Doing those things, going through those steps, that's what makes a relationship, is working through those. If every girl left the men who did that to them, and the men left the woman who did that to them and they went out with the "good" people, no relationship would last more than a month. It's stupid angsty high school bull shit. Assholes don't get girls, good guys get girls, and hypocritical basement dwellers who like these girls but don't have the balls to tell them call the good guys "assholes".
  13. Charles Wesley Jarvis III via Facebook says:
    I have that problem......
    I have that problem......
  14. Adam Jones via Facebook says:
    Haha , fucking true.
    Haha , fucking true.
  15. Miguel Faria via Facebook says:
    Workout, bang other chicks, drive a better car and wear expensive clothes, problem solved.
    Workout, bang other chicks, drive a better car and wear expensive clothes, problem solved.
  16. Theri Landgraver via Facebook says:
    Meh, happens to chics too.
    Meh, happens to chics too.
  17. Christopher Pierce says:
    Shut up
    Shut up
  18. Nayri Maj says:
    true
    true
  19. Joseph Preston Blair says:
    As a reformed "good guy," well said sir. Well said. I would also like to add, though I'm sure you're savvy to this, that the reason asshats seem to get all the girls is, tooly-type fellows ask out far more women that your average-man. Their success rate isn't actually different. Lets say every man has a 10% chance of a woman saying yes whe
    As a reformed "good guy," well said sir. Well said. I would also like to add, though I'm sure you're savvy to this, that the reason asshats seem to get all the girls is, tooly-type fellows ask out far more women that your average-man. Their success rate isn't actually different. Lets say every man has a 10% chance of a woman saying yes whe
  20. Joseph Preston Blair says:
    As a reformed "good guy," well said sir. Well said. I would also like to add, though I'm sure you're savvy to this, that the reason asshats seem to get all the girls is, tooly-type fellows ask out far more women that your average-man. Their success rate isn't actually different. Lets say every man has a 10% chance of a woman saying yes whe
    As a reformed "good guy," well said sir. Well said. I would also like to add, though I'm sure you're savvy to this, that the reason asshats seem to get all the girls is, tooly-type fellows ask out far more women that your average-man. Their success rate isn't actually different. Lets say every man has a 10% chance of a woman saying yes whe
  21. Joseph Preston Blair says:
    Woops. As I was saying, if every man has a 10% chance of success when asking someone out, the man who asks out one person is going to be far less successful than the man who asks out 200.
    Woops. As I was saying, if every man has a 10% chance of success when asking someone out, the man who asks out one person is going to be far less successful than the man who asks out 200.
  22. Joseph Preston Blair says:
    Woops. As I was saying, if every man has a 10% chance of success when asking someone out, the man who asks out one person is going to be far less successful than the man who asks out 200.
    Woops. As I was saying, if every man has a 10% chance of success when asking someone out, the man who asks out one person is going to be far less successful than the man who asks out 200.