Cool story bro. How about leaving multiple parties with the hottest girl. I bet your life is real fun. You eat turkey sandwiches every day for lunch? I cant. Man like me needs some roast beef sometimes.
"Damn, girl! This shit we have is so good, we should get the GOVERNMENT in on this shit! You know, make sure that if things don't work out we'll at least be together in debt and on paper. Damn honey, I'm glad my commitment isn't unconditional, or else I might stay with you for more than just your money!"
Fuck if we lived in the 1700s we'd all be getting married by 25 AND have to leave parties before 10. I always hated parties anyway...I like throwing orgies on days I know there's going to be parties around.