How Do You Tell if Someone Owns an Apple Product?

how do you tell if someone owns an apple product?
  1. Joe Entwistle Pas says:
    Chewy Jetpack Although I can't say I admire your language, I agree with you. As for me, I've a got a pilot Chromebook without a hard drive. Yay.
    Chewy Jetpack Although I can't say I admire your language, I agree with you. As for me, I've a got a pilot Chromebook without a hard drive. Yay.
  2. Zach Shields says:
    I have a late '09, 15" Macbook Pro, Aluminum unibody shell with 2.53Ghz Intel Core 2 Duo, 4G ram, nVidia GeForce 512MB 9600M GT, upgraded to a WD 1TB hdd. Nice to meet you.
    I have a late '09, 15" Macbook Pro, Aluminum unibody shell with 2.53Ghz Intel Core 2 Duo, 4G ram, nVidia GeForce 512MB 9600M GT, upgraded to a WD 1TB hdd. Nice to meet you.
  3. Chewy Jetpack says:
    Vincent Kane AMEN BROTHER
    Vincent Kane AMEN BROTHER
  4. Chewy Jetpack says:
    Josh Perkins stfu, faggot
    Josh Perkins stfu, faggot
  5. Josh Perkins says:
    Vincent Kane Hence, the Windows partition.
    Vincent Kane Hence, the Windows partition.
  6. Joseph Preston Blair says:
    Pretty much.
    Pretty much.
  7. Jurjen Post says:
    Macpro '08 Is it me or are the old macbooks ('08) prettier than that ugly black and allu they make now?
    Macpro '08 Is it me or are the old macbooks ('08) prettier than that ugly black and allu they make now?
  8. Tierra Rideout says:
    I know right?
    I know right?
  9. Vincent Kane says:
    Chewy Jetpack FUCK MAC, WINDOWS IS THE WAY TO GAME
    Chewy Jetpack FUCK MAC, WINDOWS IS THE WAY TO GAME
  10. Vanessa Khoo via Facebook says:
    haha but i never tell anyone :p
    haha but i never tell anyone :p
  11. Zach Shields says:
    I have a late '09, 15" Macbook Pro, Aluminum unibody shell with 2.53Ghz Intel Core 2 Duo, 4G ram, nVidia GeForce 512MB 9600M GT, upgraded to a WD 1TB hdd. Nice to meet you.
    I have a late '09, 15" Macbook Pro, Aluminum unibody shell with 2.53Ghz Intel Core 2 Duo, 4G ram, nVidia GeForce 512MB 9600M GT, upgraded to a WD 1TB hdd. Nice to meet you.
  12. Dave Sylvester via Facebook says:
    Vanessa, you rarely have to these days, and Arturo, you should come to Boston. Snobby apple fanboys everywhere in this bitch.
    Vanessa, you rarely have to these days, and Arturo, you should come to Boston. Snobby apple fanboys everywhere in this bitch.
  13. Arturo Montalvo via Facebook says:
    That's retarded...nobody brags about that anymore -___-
    That's retarded...nobody brags about that anymore -___-
  14. Shelly Wilmoth Payan via Facebook says:
    I don't know, but as soon as I got my Apple, I found out I have same cancer as Steve Jobs - so hopefully that's not the way.
    I don't know, but as soon as I got my Apple, I found out I have same cancer as Steve Jobs - so hopefully that's not the way.
  15. Josh Perkins says:
    I have a mid-2010 13" Aluminum unibody MBP with a 2.4 GHz Core 2 duo, 4GB RAM, Nvidia GeForce 320M (256MB VRAM), stock 250GB HDD. What's up?
    I have a mid-2010 13" Aluminum unibody MBP with a 2.4 GHz Core 2 duo, 4GB RAM, Nvidia GeForce 320M (256MB VRAM), stock 250GB HDD. What's up?
  16. Chewy Jetpack says:
    I have a motherfucking PC, faggots! It's got a fucking Intel Core i7 2700k, OVERFUCKINGCLOCKED to 4.8Ghz. For you mac pussies that means it can PROCESS the FUCK out of shit all day errday AIGHT? Also runnin a fucking ATI SIXTYNINEFIDDY(6950) for DEM GAEMZ LIKE U NEVER SEEN DEM BEFORE YO! got REAL TALK 8GB 1600Mhz MEMORYES for remembering EVERYTHING like some sort of computational elephant, son! also be runnin 3 (THREE) fucking TERABYTES fo storage up in this BITCH, yo! Y'ALL CAN'T COMPETE. and GUESS WHAT NEGGUHZ? it cost 1000 (dats fuckin 1500 less that ur gaybook, but still 999 more than YO MAMMA) so dis negguh right here still got moniez fo' LION BAR CEREAL. AWWWWWWWW YEEEEAAAAHHHHHH
    I have a motherfucking PC, faggots! It's got a fucking Intel Core i7 2700k, OVERFUCKINGCLOCKED to 4.8Ghz. For you mac pussies that means it can PROCESS the FUCK out of shit all day errday AIGHT? Also runnin a fucking ATI SIXTYNINEFIDDY(6950) for DEM GAEMZ LIKE U NEVER SEEN DEM BEFORE YO! got REAL TALK 8GB 1600Mhz MEMORYES for remembering EVERYTHING like some sort of computational elephant, son! also be runnin 3 (THREE) fucking TERABYTES fo storage up in this BITCH, yo! Y'ALL CAN'T COMPETE. and GUESS WHAT NEGGUHZ? it cost 1000 (dats fuckin 1500 less that ur gaybook, but still 999 more than YO MAMMA) so dis negguh right here still got moniez fo' LION BAR CEREAL. AWWWWWWWW YEEEEAAAAHHHHHH
  17. Joe Entwistle Pas says:
    Chewy Jetpack Although I can't say I admire your language, I agree with you. As for me, I've a got a pilot Chromebook without a hard drive. Yay.
    Chewy Jetpack Although I can't say I admire your language, I agree with you. As for me, I've a got a pilot Chromebook without a hard drive. Yay.
  18. Josh Perkins says:
    I have a mid-2010 13" Aluminum unibody MBP with a 2.4 GHz Core 2 duo, 4GB RAM, Nvidia GeForce 320M (256MB VRAM), stock 250GB HDD. What's up?
    I have a mid-2010 13" Aluminum unibody MBP with a 2.4 GHz Core 2 duo, 4GB RAM, Nvidia GeForce 320M (256MB VRAM), stock 250GB HDD. What's up?
  19. Chewy Jetpack says:
    Josh Perkins thats like kissing a hot girl on the cheek before going to get spit roasted by an all male swimming team.
    Josh Perkins thats like kissing a hot girl on the cheek before going to get spit roasted by an all male swimming team.
  20. Josh Perkins says:
    Joe Entwistle Pas Hey, to each his own. I'm not knocking PC. Heck, I've got a Windows partition on my Mac.
    Joe Entwistle Pas Hey, to each his own. I'm not knocking PC. Heck, I've got a Windows partition on my Mac.
  21. Chewy Jetpack says:
    I have a motherfucking PC, faggots! It's got a fucking Intel Core i7 2700k, OVERFUCKINGCLOCKED to 4.8Ghz. For you mac pussies that means it can PROCESS the FUCK out of shit all day errday AIGHT? Also runnin a fucking ATI SIXTYNINEFIDDY(6950) for DEM GAEMZ LIKE U NEVER SEEN DEM BEFORE YO! got REAL TALK 8GB 1600Mhz MEMORYES for remembering EVERYTHING like some sort of computational elephant, son! also be runnin 3 (THREE) fucking TERABYTES fo storage up in this BITCH, yo! Y'ALL CAN'T COMPETE. and GUESS WHAT NEGGUHZ? it cost 1000 (dats fuckin 1500 less that ur gaybook, but still 999 more than YO MAMMA) so dis negguh right here still got moniez fo' LION BAR CEREAL. AWWWWWWWW YEEEEAAAAHHHHHH
    I have a motherfucking PC, faggots! It's got a fucking Intel Core i7 2700k, OVERFUCKINGCLOCKED to 4.8Ghz. For you mac pussies that means it can PROCESS the FUCK out of shit all day errday AIGHT? Also runnin a fucking ATI SIXTYNINEFIDDY(6950) for DEM GAEMZ LIKE U NEVER SEEN DEM BEFORE YO! got REAL TALK 8GB 1600Mhz MEMORYES for remembering EVERYTHING like some sort of computational elephant, son! also be runnin 3 (THREE) fucking TERABYTES fo storage up in this BITCH, yo! Y'ALL CAN'T COMPETE. and GUESS WHAT NEGGUHZ? it cost 1000 (dats fuckin 1500 less that ur gaybook, but still 999 more than YO MAMMA) so dis negguh right here still got moniez fo' LION BAR CEREAL. AWWWWWWWW YEEEEAAAAHHHHHH
  22. Josh Perkins says:
    Chewy Jetpack Why all the hate, man?
    Chewy Jetpack Why all the hate, man?
  23. Jeffrey Scalzo says:
    too true....regular people always say "my laptop" as in "My laptop keeps fucking up. I hate the piece of shit." While myself and the rest of the new order will say "my macbook or iMac" as in "Hey last night I was able to download all the stuff I wanted to quickly and efficiently, chatted with my cousin on his iPhone and then even had time to fuck around on photobooth cause I didn't have to spend 2 hours restarting at the blue screen of death and $30 to get it fixed because I have a macbook".
    too true....regular people always say "my laptop" as in "My laptop keeps fucking up. I hate the piece of shit." While myself and the rest of the new order will say "my macbook or iMac" as in "Hey last night I was able to download all the stuff I wanted to quickly and efficiently, chatted with my cousin on his iPhone and then even had time to fuck around on photobooth cause I didn't have to spend 2 hours restarting at the blue screen of death and $30 to get it fixed because I have a macbook".
  24. Brandon Russwurm says:
    And not a single fuck was given.
    And not a single fuck was given.
  25. Brandon Russwurm says:
    And not a single fuck was given.
    And not a single fuck was given.
  26. Jeffrey Scalzo says:
    Cant tell if agreeing with story or dissenting in a pretentious way 3 months after the fact
    Cant tell if agreeing with story or dissenting in a pretentious way 3 months after the fact
  27. Brandon Russwurm says:
    Pretentious... riiiiiggghhht, Mac user logic I suppose. Time is but a number my friend, We still have people bitching about shit that happened nearly a hundred years ago, 3 months in a comments section is hardly unforgivable.
    Pretentious... riiiiiggghhht, Mac user logic I suppose. Time is but a number my friend, We still have people bitching about shit that happened nearly a hundred years ago, 3 months in a comments section is hardly unforgivable.
  28. K Von Bezold says:
    I have an ipod.
    I have an ipod.
  29. Tyler Dean says:
    OH you're right, that's what I do all the time at my PC. I stare at a blue screen. I should just throw it away and drop $2000 on an under-powered fashion-designed crappletop that does NOTHING but photoshop and fatbooth. Then I can brag about it to all my friends because it's more of a retarded status symbol than a functional piece of hardware. Orrr. I can spend $600 on a monday afternoon and build my own PC in an hour and never have any problems at all because I'm not a fuckin retard and click sidebar ads and use limewire to download a song ending with .exe. Best of all? I don't have to drag my pc to a nearby Mac Store and oh wait, I have to schedule an appointment with a fat nerd behind a computer desk just for them to tell me that I need a whole new computer every time anything goes wrong. While I'm at it, I'll wait in line outside a Best Buy every day and drop $599 on a brand new iPhone that does 1 more thing than the last thing did. Orrr. I can buy a droid phone for $100 and get twice the battery life and the same functionality as an iPhone without having to connect everything to iTunes and other iPrograms just to get anything fun on my phone. /Rant
    OH you're right, that's what I do all the time at my PC. I stare at a blue screen. I should just throw it away and drop $2000 on an under-powered fashion-designed crappletop that does NOTHING but photoshop and fatbooth. Then I can brag about it to all my friends because it's more of a retarded status symbol than a functional piece of hardware. Orrr. I can spend $600 on a monday afternoon and build my own PC in an hour and never have any problems at all because I'm not a fuckin retard and click sidebar ads and use limewire to download a song ending with .exe. Best of all? I don't have to drag my pc to a nearby Mac Store and oh wait, I have to schedule an appointment with a fat nerd behind a computer desk just for them to tell me that I need a whole new computer every time anything goes wrong. While I'm at it, I'll wait in line outside a Best Buy every day and drop $599 on a brand new iPhone that does 1 more thing than the last thing did. Orrr. I can buy a droid phone for $100 and get twice the battery life and the same functionality as an iPhone without having to connect everything to iTunes and other iPrograms just to get anything fun on my phone. /Rant
  30. Jeffrey Scalzo says:
    Wow Jesus kids. I bought a Macbook cuz it's user friendly. I never clicked a sidebar...I use Facetime, Garageband,iMovie, and iTunes quite a bit. I love the interface more. I know a lot of people love their fucking PCs but Im sure you are quite a bit more computer savvy than I am. I dont having a fucking iPhone...Im not a friggin fanboy but yeah I had a lot of problems with the PC I had throughout college.. it's literally because the Macbook is easy to use and low maintenance. ANd btw "OMFG just build your own computer...it's the best fucking thing evahrrrr". You think everyone just knows what the fuck is the best thing to put into a computer to have the best logistics..I like a vast majority(to your dismay) do not give a single fuck and I think it's asinine to think most people should be able to..I put in central air systems for people...I dont think they would be able ...good for you for having a usable skill but deal with the fact some people enjoy the convenience of having a quality machine ready to go from the purchase with a Mac. Oh and Steve Jobs' digital ghost just told me that if we're gonna have a flame war maybe it's not really cool to do it on a website called DudeLOL...he said we should move it to HeymanWTF.com.
    Wow Jesus kids. I bought a Macbook cuz it's user friendly. I never clicked a sidebar...I use Facetime, Garageband,iMovie, and iTunes quite a bit. I love the interface more. I know a lot of people love their fucking PCs but Im sure you are quite a bit more computer savvy than I am. I dont having a fucking iPhone...Im not a friggin fanboy but yeah I had a lot of problems with the PC I had throughout college.. it's literally because the Macbook is easy to use and low maintenance. ANd btw "OMFG just build your own computer...it's the best fucking thing evahrrrr". You think everyone just knows what the fuck is the best thing to put into a computer to have the best logistics..I like a vast majority(to your dismay) do not give a single fuck and I think it's asinine to think most people should be able to..I put in central air systems for people...I dont think they would be able ...good for you for having a usable skill but deal with the fact some people enjoy the convenience of having a quality machine ready to go from the purchase with a Mac. Oh and Steve Jobs' digital ghost just told me that if we're gonna have a flame war maybe it's not really cool to do it on a website called DudeLOL...he said we should move it to HeymanWTF.com.
  31. Brandon Russwurm says:
    Or, even better yet, you can like your Mac all you want, but quit acting like it makes you some kind of fucking god among computer owners. Sorry to say, i don't go up to every Mac user and say "dude lol you have mac lol i have PC PC so better dude lol". No, instead, i listen to whiny Mac users that are so damn needy they actually have to try and brag about how much "better" a mac is than a PC. Basically, Mac users are constantly trying to start the same shit that fanboys of the PS3 and 360 start. You shut the fuck up about your macs, and i'll have no damn problem whatsoever not mentioning my PC. Nothing wrong with a PC as long as you've got enough fucking brains to use it. "PC gets more viruses" i hear a lot. Well not if you're smart enough to not click on every damned thing you see. By the way "kids" yeah, acting pretentious really doesn't make your point any better. If you don't want to argue, don't respond, but I get the feeling you will.
    Or, even better yet, you can like your Mac all you want, but quit acting like it makes you some kind of fucking god among computer owners. Sorry to say, i don't go up to every Mac user and say "dude lol you have mac lol i have PC PC so better dude lol". No, instead, i listen to whiny Mac users that are so damn needy they actually have to try and brag about how much "better" a mac is than a PC. Basically, Mac users are constantly trying to start the same shit that fanboys of the PS3 and 360 start. You shut the fuck up about your macs, and i'll have no damn problem whatsoever not mentioning my PC. Nothing wrong with a PC as long as you've got enough fucking brains to use it. "PC gets more viruses" i hear a lot. Well not if you're smart enough to not click on every damned thing you see. By the way "kids" yeah, acting pretentious really doesn't make your point any better. If you don't want to argue, don't respond, but I get the feeling you will.
  32. Danielle Padgett says:
    I have a PC and an Android >.> I am happy with what I got. fuck apple.
    I have a PC and an Android >.> I am happy with what I got. fuck apple.
  33. Derek Godin says:
    hey jeff its 5 months later and you still sound like a tool
    hey jeff its 5 months later and you still sound like a tool