Im the go-to it ninja in my office, so I get coworkers asking me to fix their computer a lot >_< I tell them to bring it into the office cos I'm definitely not doing call-outs in my spare time
HA! once I worked at geek squad people would ask me if I knew everything about them... come on! would I really be working at geek squad if I knew everything about computers? stupid people -___-
When they see me fix my computer, they're so amazed they ask me to fix theirs. I go to theirs and within seconds I say "Your computer just gave me cancer. We're both going to die."