How Real Men Shave
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>John, your mother wasn't Jane was she? Now those were breasts!>John, your mother wasn't Jane was she? Now those were breasts!
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A boss uses an obsidian shard without the foam.A boss uses an obsidian shard without the foam.
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chuck norris uses a chainsaw.chuck norris uses a chainsaw.
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Fuck that, I use a flathead screwdriver and 10w-40.Fuck that, I use a flathead screwdriver and 10w-40.
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not a boss, that's how Jugglos shave WHOOP WHOOP!not a boss, that's how Jugglos shave WHOOP WHOOP!
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Real men don't shave…….Real men don't shave…….
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^this is true..^this is true..
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like a sir*like a sir*
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I think this is the guy that 'Can Sharpen Anything'. He will take a rusty axe. Sharpen it. Then shave.I think this is the guy that 'Can Sharpen Anything'. He will take a rusty axe. Sharpen it. Then shave.
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*slips* oh god.....and okay he's cool like barbarians didn't do that shit hundreds of years ago.*slips* oh god.....and okay he's cool like barbarians didn't do that shit hundreds of years ago.
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youre right they didnt. barbarians didn't give a fuck about their face hair.youre right they didnt. barbarians didn't give a fuck about their face hair.
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That's where the term "barbarian" comes from... Barba = beard, Barbarian = bearded man...That's where the term "barbarian" comes from... Barba = beard, Barbarian = bearded man...
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He's using shaving cream.... I wouldn't quite call him a boss, maybe a supervisor or some sort of upper management, but not a boss....He's using shaving cream.... I wouldn't quite call him a boss, maybe a supervisor or some sort of upper management, but not a boss....
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Assistant night manager at best, I'd say.Assistant night manager at best, I'd say.
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At least the one in charge of ordering the flavors of the knock off Slurpies at the old 7-11 that the new owners only painted over the dash and one of the 1s so it could be a 7 1 station....At least the one in charge of ordering the flavors of the knock off Slurpies at the old 7-11 that the new owners only painted over the dash and one of the 1s so it could be a 7 1 station....
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A position of great power. If my local 7 1 station doesn't keep the blue-flavored Burpies well-stocked my entire morning is completely shot.A position of great power. If my local 7 1 station doesn't keep the blue-flavored Burpies well-stocked my entire morning is completely shot.
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Real men don't shave.Real men don't shave.
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Real men have breasts, and display them prominently.Real men have breasts, and display them prominently.
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*women*women
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Riley North You're doing it wrongRiley North You're doing it wrong
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Real men don't shave, but when they do they use the most appropriate weapon handy.Real men don't shave, but when they do they use the most appropriate weapon handy.
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that's how I do it.that's how I do it.
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He's using the wrong end.He's using the wrong end.
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Real men don't hold cats like that.Real men don't hold cats like that.