How to Offend Nerds
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I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for laughs, I can tell you I don't have a sense of humor. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stop this now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will troll you.I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for laughs, I can tell you I don't have a sense of humor. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stop this now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will troll you.
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One does not simply mix Harry Potter with Star Wars.One does not simply mix Harry Potter with Star Wars.
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you forgot the lord of the rings ;)you forgot the lord of the rings ;)
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Or Star Trek. Or Lord of the Rings for that matter. SO STOPOr Star Trek. Or Lord of the Rings for that matter. SO STOP
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You know, this doesn't piss me off at all. Huh.You know, this doesn't piss me off at all. Huh.
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This does not offend me, however it does cause a slight "lol".This does not offend me, however it does cause a slight "lol".
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FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU! actually. Didn't care about either movies.FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU! actually. Didn't care about either movies.
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I have a better way to piss their asses off. All I have to do is say that I'm a science fiction fan, hate Star Wars, the original Star Trek, Star Trek TNG, the original Planet of the Apes, Clockwork Orange, and the original TRON. Then top it off by calling them a fag for actually enjoying Harry Potter without feeling emasculated. Oh, and World of Warcraft is pretty damn gay as well.I have a better way to piss their asses off. All I have to do is say that I'm a science fiction fan, hate Star Wars, the original Star Trek, Star Trek TNG, the original Planet of the Apes, Clockwork Orange, and the original TRON. Then top it off by calling them a fag for actually enjoying Harry Potter without feeling emasculated. Oh, and World of Warcraft is pretty damn gay as well.
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oh wow it worked...oh wow it worked...
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>implying there are only 2 movies.>implying there are only 2 movies.
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two that I know of. :|two that I know of. :|
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oh wait right lotr XD forgot about that movie. :|oh wait right lotr XD forgot about that movie. :|
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Harry - Harry potter Use the force - Star wars Gandalf - Lord of the Rings The picure of the man - its Patrick Stewart who plays Captain Picard in Star Trek: The Next Generation.Harry - Harry potter Use the force - Star wars Gandalf - Lord of the Rings The picure of the man - its Patrick Stewart who plays Captain Picard in Star Trek: The Next Generation.
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Bahahaha.....great!!Bahahaha.....great!!
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Harry Potter Star Wars Lord of the rings X-men as star trek did have a couple of movies it was more well known for the series not the movies. so that's why i think it is X-men not Star Trek.Harry Potter Star Wars Lord of the rings X-men as star trek did have a couple of movies it was more well known for the series not the movies. so that's why i think it is X-men not Star Trek.
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The force - StarWars, Harry - Harry pother, Gandalf - Lord of the rings, 3 movies.The force - StarWars, Harry - Harry pother, Gandalf - Lord of the rings, 3 movies.
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Three movies,......set phasers, TO KILL!Three movies,......set phasers, TO KILL!
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It's probably both X-men and Star Trek. Although, my first thought was Star Trek, because there's no wheelchair visible in the shot.It's probably both X-men and Star Trek. Although, my first thought was Star Trek, because there's no wheelchair visible in the shot.
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Three movies? Set phasers.........TO KILL!Three movies? Set phasers.........TO KILL!
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haha. Its sad cuz I know all those.haha. Its sad cuz I know all those.
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Psh Startrek, starwars, & HP are kids movies. My Nerd movie series Is The Terminator Saga. Just for future reference: The terminator Saga will end with Skynet actually being a small elitist group of humans bent on restarting the human race with their agenda and personal ideals through genocide.Psh Startrek, starwars, & HP are kids movies. My Nerd movie series Is The Terminator Saga. Just for future reference: The terminator Saga will end with Skynet actually being a small elitist group of humans bent on restarting the human race with their agenda and personal ideals through genocide.
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Yup its a six parter The next one will be rated R, they fucked up going Mass audience PG-13 like first AVP. I hate that censor for profit BS! Arnold is going to be back, That makes me think this one will be the execution of john conner and the final one will be the fall of skynet...*Or a twist* the fall of humanity.Yup its a six parter The next one will be rated R, they fucked up going Mass audience PG-13 like first AVP. I hate that censor for profit BS! Arnold is going to be back, That makes me think this one will be the execution of john conner and the final one will be the fall of skynet...*Or a twist* the fall of humanity.
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What about Jean Luc Picard?!What about Jean Luc Picard?!
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Are they even making another Terminator movie? I thought they gave up after Salvation - which wasn't as good as the old ones.Are they even making another Terminator movie? I thought they gave up after Salvation - which wasn't as good as the old ones.
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ohh wow, they are about to seriously fuck up the series way more the salvation did :( Plot paradoxes out the ass. Changing Sarah Conners death date & judgement day's date. http://terminator.wikia.com/wiki/Terminator_5ohh wow, they are about to seriously fuck up the series way more the salvation did :( Plot paradoxes out the ass. Changing Sarah Conners death date & judgement day's date. http://terminator.wikia.com/wiki/Terminator_5
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rrrrrrraaaaaawwwwwrrrr what the FUCK im so fucking pissed off nowrrrrrrraaaaaawwwwwrrrr what the FUCK im so fucking pissed off now
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is my girlfriend now, i finally rescue her :)is my girlfriend now, i finally rescue her :)
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So the giant turtle gets her on weekends?So the giant turtle gets her on weekends?
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NOT BADNOT BAD
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Four movies :pFour movies :p
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Thank you Mr. Mario, where is your princess by the way? Naw I'm kidding....sortaThank you Mr. Mario, where is your princess by the way? Naw I'm kidding....sorta
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Okay, phasers now adjusted to "stunning!" :)Okay, phasers now adjusted to "stunning!" :)
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this is genius.this is genius.
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Picard was in both the series and the movies and nothing implies movies only.Picard was in both the series and the movies and nothing implies movies only.
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technically you could argue 5 movies because jean luc would be either star trek or X-men, thought most likely star trek.technically you could argue 5 movies because jean luc would be either star trek or X-men, thought most likely star trek.
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terminator does not count as a nerd series...terminator does not count as a nerd series...
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scifi -.-scifi -.-
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It is a sci-fi. Sci-fi is, usually, considered a nerdy genre. But of the sci-fi movies/shows I've seen, Terminator is more geared toward action movie - so you could argue it's nerdy or not.It is a sci-fi. Sci-fi is, usually, considered a nerdy genre. But of the sci-fi movies/shows I've seen, Terminator is more geared toward action movie - so you could argue it's nerdy or not.
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Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
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starwars isnt an action movie? LOTR had more action then starwars & terminator combinedstarwars isnt an action movie? LOTR had more action then starwars & terminator combined
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I laughed so damn hard at this... because I realized how big of a nerd I really am.... and Sir Patrick Stewart is actually considered like 6 movies if u count other things like xmen and shit so mega troll combo.I laughed so damn hard at this... because I realized how big of a nerd I really am.... and Sir Patrick Stewart is actually considered like 6 movies if u count other things like xmen and shit so mega troll combo.
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Sorry, Mario. That's just a guy in a diaper dressed up to look like her. Your princess is in another castle.Sorry, Mario. That's just a guy in a diaper dressed up to look like her. Your princess is in another castle.
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yes but you have to look at the kind of action movie, starwars is more far out there where as terminator is a close to home badass action movie...yes but you have to look at the kind of action movie, starwars is more far out there where as terminator is a close to home badass action movie...
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stop being close minded there is not one definition of nerdstop being close minded there is not one definition of nerd
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depends on who you talk to...depends on who you talk to...
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And Family Guy....lolAnd Family Guy....lol
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I am not amused.I am not amused.
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Hahahaha! Awesome!Hahahaha! Awesome!
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Wrong on 4 different levels.Wrong on 4 different levels.
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*conversation interrupter* LEGION! best ME2 character...*conversation interrupter* LEGION! best ME2 character...
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*conversation interrupter* LEGION! best ME2 character...*conversation interrupter* LEGION! best ME2 character...
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Are you offended, my fellow geeks?Are you offended, my fellow geeks?
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Are you offended, my fellow geeks?Are you offended, my fellow geeks?
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You russled my jimmies quite extensively..You russled my jimmies quite extensively..
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You russled my jimmies quite extensively..You russled my jimmies quite extensively..
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Haha!Haha!
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Haha!Haha!
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Offended? I am amused, Human.Offended? I am amused, Human.
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You had me laughing SO hard!!!!!You had me laughing SO hard!!!!!