How to Offend Nerds

how to offend nerds
  1. Ricky Crummett via Facebook says:
    I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for laughs, I can tell you I don't have a sense of humor. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stop this now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will troll you.
    I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for laughs, I can tell you I don't have a sense of humor. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stop this now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will troll you.
  2. Franklin Lee says:
    One does not simply mix Harry Potter with Star Wars.
    One does not simply mix Harry Potter with Star Wars.
  3. Bryan Omar Sepulveda says:
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  4. Morgan Anderson via Facebook says:
    you forgot the lord of the rings ;)
    you forgot the lord of the rings ;)
  5. Josh Grebler via Facebook says:
    Or Star Trek. Or Lord of the Rings for that matter. SO STOP
    Or Star Trek. Or Lord of the Rings for that matter. SO STOP
  6. Josef Thomas Moher via Facebook says:
    You know, this doesn't piss me off at all. Huh.
    You know, this doesn't piss me off at all. Huh.
  7. Alan Litz says:
    This does not offend me, however it does cause a slight "lol".
    This does not offend me, however it does cause a slight "lol".
  8. Damien Dioguardi says:
    FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU! actually. Didn't care about either movies.
    FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU! actually. Didn't care about either movies.
  9. Really-pissed Guy via Facebook says:
    I have a better way to piss their asses off. All I have to do is say that I'm a science fiction fan, hate Star Wars, the original Star Trek, Star Trek TNG, the original Planet of the Apes, Clockwork Orange, and the original TRON. Then top it off by calling them a fag for actually enjoying Harry Potter without feeling emasculated. Oh, and World of Warcraft is pretty damn gay as well.
    I have a better way to piss their asses off. All I have to do is say that I'm a science fiction fan, hate Star Wars, the original Star Trek, Star Trek TNG, the original Planet of the Apes, Clockwork Orange, and the original TRON. Then top it off by calling them a fag for actually enjoying Harry Potter without feeling emasculated. Oh, and World of Warcraft is pretty damn gay as well.
  10. Erica Jeri Husosky-Goch via Facebook says:
    oh wow it worked...
    oh wow it worked...
  11. David Pinto says:
    >implying there are only 2 movies.
    >implying there are only 2 movies.
  12. Damien Dioguardi says:
    two that I know of. :|
    two that I know of. :|
  13. Damien Dioguardi says:
    oh wait right lotr XD forgot about that movie. :|
    oh wait right lotr XD forgot about that movie. :|
  14. David Pinto says:
    Harry - Harry potter Use the force - Star wars Gandalf - Lord of the Rings The picure of the man - its Patrick Stewart who plays Captain Picard in Star Trek: The Next Generation.
    Harry - Harry potter Use the force - Star wars Gandalf - Lord of the Rings The picure of the man - its Patrick Stewart who plays Captain Picard in Star Trek: The Next Generation.
  15. Jennifer Martin via Facebook says:
    Bahahaha.....great!!
    Bahahaha.....great!!
  16. Cory Parrish says:
    Harry Potter Star Wars Lord of the rings X-men as star trek did have a couple of movies it was more well known for the series not the movies. so that's why i think it is X-men not Star Trek.
    Harry Potter Star Wars Lord of the rings X-men as star trek did have a couple of movies it was more well known for the series not the movies. so that's why i think it is X-men not Star Trek.
  17. Armesh Singh says:
    The force - StarWars, Harry - Harry pother, Gandalf - Lord of the rings, 3 movies.
    The force - StarWars, Harry - Harry pother, Gandalf - Lord of the rings, 3 movies.
  18. Scott Karsk says:
    Three movies,......set phasers, TO KILL!
    Three movies,......set phasers, TO KILL!
  19. Josh Perkins says:
    It's probably both X-men and Star Trek. Although, my first thought was Star Trek, because there's no wheelchair visible in the shot.
    It's probably both X-men and Star Trek. Although, my first thought was Star Trek, because there's no wheelchair visible in the shot.
  20. Scott Karsk says:
    Three movies? Set phasers.........TO KILL!
    Three movies? Set phasers.........TO KILL!
  21. Jeremiah Montes says:
    haha. Its sad cuz I know all those.
    haha. Its sad cuz I know all those.
  22. John Hunter Russell says:
    Psh Startrek, starwars, & HP are kids movies. My Nerd movie series Is The Terminator Saga. Just for future reference: The terminator Saga will end with Skynet actually being a small elitist group of humans bent on restarting the human race with their agenda and personal ideals through genocide.
    Psh Startrek, starwars, & HP are kids movies. My Nerd movie series Is The Terminator Saga. Just for future reference: The terminator Saga will end with Skynet actually being a small elitist group of humans bent on restarting the human race with their agenda and personal ideals through genocide.
  23. John Hunter Russell says:
    Yup its a six parter The next one will be rated R, they fucked up going Mass audience PG-13 like first AVP. I hate that censor for profit BS! Arnold is going to be back, That makes me think this one will be the execution of john conner and the final one will be the fall of skynet...*Or a twist* the fall of humanity.
    Yup its a six parter The next one will be rated R, they fucked up going Mass audience PG-13 like first AVP. I hate that censor for profit BS! Arnold is going to be back, That makes me think this one will be the execution of john conner and the final one will be the fall of skynet...*Or a twist* the fall of humanity.
  24. Dylan Cantwell says:
    What about Jean Luc Picard?!
    What about Jean Luc Picard?!
  25. Dylan Cantwell says:
    Are they even making another Terminator movie? I thought they gave up after Salvation - which wasn't as good as the old ones.
    Are they even making another Terminator movie? I thought they gave up after Salvation - which wasn't as good as the old ones.
  26. John Hunter Russell says:
    ohh wow, they are about to seriously fuck up the series way more the salvation did :( Plot paradoxes out the ass. Changing Sarah Conners death date & judgement day's date. http://terminator.wikia.com/wiki/Terminator_5
    ohh wow, they are about to seriously fuck up the series way more the salvation did :( Plot paradoxes out the ass. Changing Sarah Conners death date & judgement day's date. http://terminator.wikia.com/wiki/Terminator_5
  27. Korbin Hall via Facebook says:
    rrrrrrraaaaaawwwwwrrrr what the FUCK im so fucking pissed off now
    rrrrrrraaaaaawwwwwrrrr what the FUCK im so fucking pissed off now
  28. Mario Flores Antongiorgi says:
    is my girlfriend now, i finally rescue her :)
    is my girlfriend now, i finally rescue her :)
  29. Ricky Crummett says:
    So the giant turtle gets her on weekends?
    So the giant turtle gets her on weekends?
  30. Mario Flores Antongiorgi says:
    NOT BAD
    NOT BAD
  31. DudeLOL says:
    Four movies :p
    Four movies :p
  32. Ricky Crummett says:
    Thank you Mr. Mario, where is your princess by the way? Naw I'm kidding....sorta
    Thank you Mr. Mario, where is your princess by the way? Naw I'm kidding....sorta
  33. Scott Karsk says:
    Okay, phasers now adjusted to "stunning!" :)
    Okay, phasers now adjusted to "stunning!" :)
  34. Dan Rister says:
    this is genius.
    this is genius.
  35. Nathaniel Laundrie says:
    Picard was in both the series and the movies and nothing implies movies only.
    Picard was in both the series and the movies and nothing implies movies only.
  36. Nathaniel Laundrie says:
    technically you could argue 5 movies because jean luc would be either star trek or X-men, thought most likely star trek.
    technically you could argue 5 movies because jean luc would be either star trek or X-men, thought most likely star trek.
  37. Nathaniel Laundrie says:
    terminator does not count as a nerd series...
    terminator does not count as a nerd series...
  38. John Hunter Russell says:
    scifi -.-
    scifi -.-
  39. Dylan Cantwell says:
    It is a sci-fi. Sci-fi is, usually, considered a nerdy genre. But of the sci-fi movies/shows I've seen, Terminator is more geared toward action movie - so you could argue it's nerdy or not.
    It is a sci-fi. Sci-fi is, usually, considered a nerdy genre. But of the sci-fi movies/shows I've seen, Terminator is more geared toward action movie - so you could argue it's nerdy or not.
  40. Josh Lawrence says:
    Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
    Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
  41. John Hunter Russell says:
    starwars isnt an action movie? LOTR had more action then starwars & terminator combined
    starwars isnt an action movie? LOTR had more action then starwars & terminator combined
  42. Mariano Bigdaddy Warbucks says:
    I laughed so damn hard at this... because I realized how big of a nerd I really am.... and Sir Patrick Stewart is actually considered like 6 movies if u count other things like xmen and shit so mega troll combo.
    I laughed so damn hard at this... because I realized how big of a nerd I really am.... and Sir Patrick Stewart is actually considered like 6 movies if u count other things like xmen and shit so mega troll combo.
  43. Paul Simms says:
    Sorry, Mario. That's just a guy in a diaper dressed up to look like her. Your princess is in another castle.
    Sorry, Mario. That's just a guy in a diaper dressed up to look like her. Your princess is in another castle.
  44. Nathaniel Laundrie says:
    yes but you have to look at the kind of action movie, starwars is more far out there where as terminator is a close to home badass action movie...
    yes but you have to look at the kind of action movie, starwars is more far out there where as terminator is a close to home badass action movie...
  45. John Hunter Russell says:
    stop being close minded there is not one definition of nerd
    stop being close minded there is not one definition of nerd
  46. Nathaniel Laundrie says:
    depends on who you talk to...
    depends on who you talk to...
  47. Snizzle Dizzle says:
    And Family Guy....lol
    And Family Guy....lol
  48. James Henderson says:
    I am not amused.
    I am not amused.
  49. Tyler Newstead says:
    Hahahaha! Awesome!
    Hahahaha! Awesome!
  50. Javier Casanova says:
    Wrong on 4 different levels.
    Wrong on 4 different levels.
  51. Nathaniel Laundrie says:
    *conversation interrupter* LEGION! best ME2 character...
    *conversation interrupter* LEGION! best ME2 character...
  52. Nathaniel Laundrie says:
    *conversation interrupter* LEGION! best ME2 character...
    *conversation interrupter* LEGION! best ME2 character...
  53. Levi Nathaniel Aaron says:
    Are you offended, my fellow geeks?
    Are you offended, my fellow geeks?
  54. Levi Nathaniel Aaron says:
    Are you offended, my fellow geeks?
    Are you offended, my fellow geeks?
  55. Hank George says:
    You russled my jimmies quite extensively..
    You russled my jimmies quite extensively..
  56. Hank George says:
    You russled my jimmies quite extensively..
    You russled my jimmies quite extensively..
  57. Brendon Robert Schmoll says:
    Haha!
    Haha!
  58. Brendon Robert Schmoll says:
    Haha!
    Haha!
  59. Alexander Tanasie says:
    Offended? I am amused, Human.
    Offended? I am amused, Human.
  60. Antonio da FlyGuy says:
    You had me laughing SO hard!!!!!
    You had me laughing SO hard!!!!!