How to Pick Up Chicks

1. Maria Beria via Facebook says:
   BRILLIANT. How has this never been done before??
   BRILLIANT. How has this never been done before??
2. Raphael Norman Tenazas says:
   WORKS EVERY TIME. I SWEAR. Just this morning I picked up, like 5 chicks at the local butcher.
   WORKS EVERY TIME. I SWEAR. Just this morning I picked up, like 5 chicks at the local butcher.
3. Zoe DeForest says:
   With gentle, steady hands, and a desirability that's not off-putting, lest it upset the chick.
   With gentle, steady hands, and a desirability that's not off-putting, lest it upset the chick.
4. Jeremy Wiggins says:
   Damn internet makes everything look so simple.
   Damn internet makes everything look so simple.