speak for your self.. I can piss through a hole the size of a dime from 5 feet away... only way I piss similar to the bottom picture is the morning after hardcore sex.. then it goes in like 15 different directions.
This usually only happens after sex, but women still need to realize that the only legitimate reason for a grown man to get piss anywhere but the toilet is if the stream splits. You wouldn't believe how many women just don't understand that if the stream splits, you usually can't do anything about it, and piss goes somewhere other than where you're aiming. Blame his body, not him.