I Have Bad News for You

I have bad news for you
  1. Brandon Williams via Facebook says:
    Notice the what now?
    Notice the what now?
  2. Richard York Seely II says:
    Bad news? There's something wrong with being gay?
    Bad news? There's something wrong with being gay?
  3. Jason Dugan via Facebook says:
    i didnt even notice the writing at first
    i didnt even notice the writing at first
  4. Rory Harvey via Facebook says:
    Uh oh! I noticed the boobs first....I'M CURED!
    Uh oh! I noticed the boobs first....I'M CURED!
  5. Nicole Wiz says:
    Damn gays are trying to take over the world, don't you know? They established this organization called 'Nazis' and tried to turn China communist while bombing Japan and making Egypt fall to the Romans. Don't you know shit about the world?
    Damn gays are trying to take over the world, don't you know? They established this organization called 'Nazis' and tried to turn China communist while bombing Japan and making Egypt fall to the Romans. Don't you know shit about the world?
  6. Josh Perkins says:
    This reminded me of how Amazon women would supposedly lop off a breast so they could properly shoot a bow and arrow.
    This reminded me of how Amazon women would supposedly lop off a breast so they could properly shoot a bow and arrow.
  7. Devon Dangerpants Bennie says:
    I read somewhere that it was just a popular fiction of the time and that it probably didn't happen, as contemporary works of art (both by the amazons themselves and others) always showed them with both breasts. Hard to say for sure, I guess.
    I read somewhere that it was just a popular fiction of the time and that it probably didn't happen, as contemporary works of art (both by the amazons themselves and others) always showed them with both breasts. Hard to say for sure, I guess.
  8. Josh Perkins says:
    Devon Dangerpants Bennie See, that's why I love the word "supposedly." It covers the chance that what I said wasn't true.
    Devon Dangerpants Bennie See, that's why I love the word "supposedly." It covers the chance that what I said wasn't true.
  9. Devon Dangerpants Bennie says:
    I did spot that, just thought I would add to it is all. Blame facebook for leaving a reply button, I guess.
    I did spot that, just thought I would add to it is all. Blame facebook for leaving a reply button, I guess.
  10. Josh Perkins says:
    It's all good. I was pretty sure when I said it that it was some kind of folk legend.
    It's all good. I was pretty sure when I said it that it was some kind of folk legend.
  11. Cullen Brant says:
    Tits or gtfo.
    Tits or gtfo.
  12. Ryan Isberg says:
    I cant see a bow.
    I cant see a bow.
  13. Abdeljalil Belfqih says:
    I'm straight but I ain't got no beef with gays. Let them be gay. o.o Hope they get anything they're being declined one day.
    I'm straight but I ain't got no beef with gays. Let them be gay. o.o Hope they get anything they're being declined one day.
  14. Dylan Cantwell says:
    That's what I was about so say. Good one, mate.
    That's what I was about so say. Good one, mate.
  15. Will Riley says:
    I think this should say "i have FABULOUS news for you!".
    I think this should say "i have FABULOUS news for you!".
  16. Richard York Seely II says:
    @[100000058972868:2048:Nicole Wiz] Oh, that explains it. The world's problems have nothing to do with intelligence (or lack there of), but choice of sexuality. And gender. And Race.
    @[100000058972868:2048:Nicole Wiz] Oh, that explains it. The world's problems have nothing to do with intelligence (or lack there of), but choice of sexuality. And gender. And Race.
  17. K.s. Barrett says:
    I noticed the bow first.
    I noticed the bow first.
  18. Daniel Salmons says:
    If you noticed the bow first..I have some bad news for you..i'm afraid your severe case of "being a redneck" is probably incurable...
    If you noticed the bow first..I have some bad news for you..i'm afraid your severe case of "being a redneck" is probably incurable...
  19. Snizzle Dizzle says:
    Can't we all just stop choosing to be gay??? All world's problems solved immediately...so simple! *sigh*
    Can't we all just stop choosing to be gay??? All world's problems solved immediately...so simple! *sigh*
  20. Snizzle Dizzle says:
    Praise Jesus! (Sorry, forgot...)
    Praise Jesus! (Sorry, forgot...)
  21. Aaron Stoner says:
    So...if a woman notices the bow first, is she also gay? XD
    So...if a woman notices the bow first, is she also gay? XD
  22. Joe Draper says:
    Richard York Seely II: not only sexuality, gender, and race - but also political and religious affiliation.
    Richard York Seely II: not only sexuality, gender, and race - but also political and religious affiliation.
  23. 'Jen Martin says:
    Josh Perkins Thatd be Greek Mythology... pics or it didnt happen
    Josh Perkins Thatd be Greek Mythology... pics or it didnt happen
  24. Jeffrey Scalzo says:
    Orrrrrr a lord of the rings fan...if you notice the bow to women ration in that movie(last I checked there's like eighty zillion bows and still only 2 chicks) is way off.
    Orrrrrr a lord of the rings fan...if you notice the bow to women ration in that movie(last I checked there's like eighty zillion bows and still only 2 chicks) is way off.
  25. Josh Perkins says:
    'Jen Martin Greek Mythology, folk legend. Close enough.
    'Jen Martin Greek Mythology, folk legend. Close enough.
  26. Harry Fargason says:
    Are you sure theres no cure?
    Are you sure theres no cure?
  27. Nikkita Spidle via Facebook says:
    hell, i'm a chic and i didn't even realize she was holding anything...
    hell, i'm a chic and i didn't even realize she was holding anything...
  28. Anderson Ramsaroop says:
    Richard York Seely II not gender jus against gayness
    Richard York Seely II not gender jus against gayness
  29. Zoe DeForest says:
    I noticed the bow first, then her boobs. I am a winner.
    I noticed the bow first, then her boobs. I am a winner.
  30. Phoebe Pike says:
    Anderson Ramsaroop First of all "gayness" isn't a word. Secondly, if you don't want to be in a relationship with the same sex, don't be. A person who wants to be in a relationship with a person of the same gender shouldn't be discriminated against. It's not a choice to be attracted to someone... it simply happens. When people put down others because of their sexual orientation, I have to wonder what kind of insecurities they have. Why do they feel the need to put others down? It's tragic that so many waste their time and energy spewing hate.
    Anderson Ramsaroop First of all "gayness" isn't a word. Secondly, if you don't want to be in a relationship with the same sex, don't be. A person who wants to be in a relationship with a person of the same gender shouldn't be discriminated against. It's not a choice to be attracted to someone... it simply happens. When people put down others because of their sexual orientation, I have to wonder what kind of insecurities they have. Why do they feel the need to put others down? It's tragic that so many waste their time and energy spewing hate.
  31. Matt Nellans says:
    But that implies that being gay makes you loser...
    But that implies that being gay makes you loser...
  32. Anderson Ramsaroop says:
    Phoebe Pike well my dear, first of all you must know we don't discriminate against the gay people..like i mentioned earlier the word 'gayness' which i admit isn't a word but we do hate the practice or the mentality..Because Man was made for Woman and Woman for Man..end of story. if it was otherwise then Almighty God would have made it possible for two men or two women to reproduce by themselves without external help..
    Phoebe Pike well my dear, first of all you must know we don't discriminate against the gay people..like i mentioned earlier the word 'gayness' which i admit isn't a word but we do hate the practice or the mentality..Because Man was made for Woman and Woman for Man..end of story. if it was otherwise then Almighty God would have made it possible for two men or two women to reproduce by themselves without external help..
  33. Phoebe Pike says:
    Anderson Ramsaroop- Not all men and women are capable of reproducing. If God meant for everyone to reproduce, then everyone could. If that was the "end of story", then people wouldn't fall in love with members of the same sex.
    Anderson Ramsaroop- Not all men and women are capable of reproducing. If God meant for everyone to reproduce, then everyone could. If that was the "end of story", then people wouldn't fall in love with members of the same sex.
  34. Alfie Rojo says:
    Love gay men there should be more , that leave me more chances with women which find me "well everyone here is gay so you'll do take me hone "
    Love gay men there should be more , that leave me more chances with women which find me "well everyone here is gay so you'll do take me hone "
  35. Neil Kan Kabat says:
    You guys ruin humor. It's supposed to be funny. Most straight men, while not necessarily homophobic, are not fond of seeing penis. So being a straight man, failing a gay test would be disheartening. Hence the joke. It's humor. Stop ruining it. Your self-righteousness is giving me a headache.
    You guys ruin humor. It's supposed to be funny. Most straight men, while not necessarily homophobic, are not fond of seeing penis. So being a straight man, failing a gay test would be disheartening. Hence the joke. It's humor. Stop ruining it. Your self-righteousness is giving me a headache.
  36. Troy Wilson says:
    What if they are a redneck bowhunter?
    What if they are a redneck bowhunter?
  37. Kat Spall says:
    ?!?
    ?!?
  38. Alfie Rojo says:
    Baby if it wasn't for gay men I wouldn't have a sexy girlfriend with big boobies I can introduce you any day ;) x
    Baby if it wasn't for gay men I wouldn't have a sexy girlfriend with big boobies I can introduce you any day ;) x
  39. Zoe DeForest says:
    :o I can't be politically correct all the time! You know how much I'm an ally, right? Anyway, by the weak standards of the test, I would win is all.
    :o I can't be politically correct all the time! You know how much I'm an ally, right? Anyway, by the weak standards of the test, I would win is all.
  40. Stephen Andrew K says:
    If someone took the time to scroll through all those faggot gay fucking nazi fucks comments you will see this comment. I keep it real nigga fuck taking a dick in the ass, what the fuck is so beautiful about another mans asshole let alone sticking your own fuck stick in it. NOTHING.
    If someone took the time to scroll through all those faggot gay fucking nazi fucks comments you will see this comment. I keep it real nigga fuck taking a dick in the ass, what the fuck is so beautiful about another mans asshole let alone sticking your own fuck stick in it. NOTHING.
  41. Jacob Kane says:
    stephen I totally agree with every word umm... I like boobs not footballs so I would rather have the bow sorry gents.
    stephen I totally agree with every word umm... I like boobs not footballs so I would rather have the bow sorry gents.
  42. Christopher Francis says:
    K.s. Barrett Got some bad news for you
    K.s. Barrett Got some bad news for you
  43. Zack Kirback says:
    Well, there is death.
    Well, there is death.
  44. Christopher Francis says:
    why does everybody jump to saying "gay". clearly its a redneck test like someone below me said.
    why does everybody jump to saying "gay". clearly its a redneck test like someone below me said.
  45. Manelli Kromlech says:
    I noticed a girl with big hookers and a bow at the same time. makes me bi I guess.
    I noticed a girl with big hookers and a bow at the same time. makes me bi I guess.