I received the most amazing letter in the mail today

I received the most amazing letter in the mail today I like how the US Armed Forces are "pending acquisition of this state or territory." As a Canadian should I be afraid?
  1. Vincent Caravello says:
    Don't be afraid. If it was worth it, we'd have taken it in 1815.
    Don't be afraid. If it was worth it, we'd have taken it in 1815.
  2. Komgrit Chukiert says:
    I cannot believe that that letter is real
    I cannot believe that that letter is real
  3. Fred Telles says:
    We tried to take it in 1815 with a full military and we got beat by farmers.
    We tried to take it in 1815 with a full military and we got beat by farmers.
  4. Ricky Medina says:
    texans don't like french speakin' hippies with health insurance.
    texans don't like french speakin' hippies with health insurance.
  5. Nimueh De La Augora says:
    Well, canada has better land than texas. :P~
    Well, canada has better land than texas. :P~
  6. Eradicatus Suicidium says:
    Damn it out of Irony I am from Texas, if only this was to happen to me. XD
    Damn it out of Irony I am from Texas, if only this was to happen to me. XD
  7. Eradicatus Suicidium says:
    Then I guess I am one of the few Texans that does not have a problem with it. :D
    Then I guess I am one of the few Texans that does not have a problem with it. :D
  8. Marloo Redd says:
    The fuck did I just read?
    The fuck did I just read?
  9. Keagon Overton says:
    Actually we got beat by the British Army, then proceeded to beat them on our own ground, that being said Canada isn't worth it besides hockey and maple syrup what have they given the world?
    Actually we got beat by the British Army, then proceeded to beat them on our own ground, that being said Canada isn't worth it besides hockey and maple syrup what have they given the world?
  10. In Pursuit of Happiness, Part II | the ramble says:
    [...] This letter about the dangers of Canada. [...]
    [...] This letter about the dangers of Canada. [...]
  11. John Soto says:
    merica
    merica
  12. John Soto says:
    merica
    merica
  13. Matthew Mills says:
    does nobody notice that it says Canada is a "state" and the country is british columbia. that's the worst part..
    does nobody notice that it says Canada is a "state" and the country is british columbia. that's the worst part..
  14. Liam McDonah says:
    Says County not Country
    Says County not Country