If You Ever Want a Good Quote to Put on Facebook, Just Look at the Bible

if you ever want a good quote to put on facebook, just look at the bible
  1. Danny M Thompson via Facebook says:
    Didn't you already post this?
    Didn't you already post this?
  2. Jon Jackson via Facebook says:
    Oh my
    Oh my
  3. Charles Wesley Jarvis III via Facebook says:
    Sounds like my EX now.... -.-
    Sounds like my EX now.... -.-
  4. Jairo Vanegas via Facebook says:
    yes....go troll on Christianity all you want....Judaism and Islam remain untouched. Seriously. grow the fuck up.
    yes....go troll on Christianity all you want....Judaism and Islam remain untouched. Seriously. grow the fuck up.
  5. Dylan Rooney Neary says:
    so anyone else want to go see a Tijuana donkey show?
    so anyone else want to go see a Tijuana donkey show?
  6. Neil Raymond Lantto says:
    PPppppppffffffttttt! What! MUST FIND BIBLE! NAO!
    PPppppppffffffttttt! What! MUST FIND BIBLE! NAO!
  7. Neville Alexander Vogl Jr. says:
    HA!
    HA!
  8. Devon Dangerpants Bennie says:
    the bible: not totally boring after all.
    the bible: not totally boring after all.
  9. Shanni Hunter Salazar says:
    does it really say this in the bible?
    does it really say this in the bible?
  10. Brian Rogers says:
    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=ezekiel+23%3A19-20
    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=ezekiel+23%3A19-20
  11. Shanni Hunter Salazar says:
    Brian Rogers holy cow, it does! thanks!
    Brian Rogers holy cow, it does! thanks!
  12. Brian Rogers says:
    Shanni Hunter Salazar Welcome
    Shanni Hunter Salazar Welcome
  13. Tierra Rideout says:
    ive heard there are all kinds of kinky stuff in the bible lmao.
    ive heard there are all kinds of kinky stuff in the bible lmao.
  14. Tim Peterson says:
    sadly it's a metaphor... I mean there were a lot of donkey prostitutes back then but this looks to me to be talking about samaria and jerusalem... cause it says one is samaria and one is jerusalem.
    sadly it's a metaphor... I mean there were a lot of donkey prostitutes back then but this looks to me to be talking about samaria and jerusalem... cause it says one is samaria and one is jerusalem.
  15. Ricky Cheung says:
    Brian Rogers Never knew that existed until now O>O
    Brian Rogers Never knew that existed until now O>O
  16. Menno Buining says:
    Every best-seller needs a few sex-scenes x3.
    Every best-seller needs a few sex-scenes x3.
  17. Menno Buining says:
    Every best-seller needs a few sex-scenes x3.
    Every best-seller needs a few sex-scenes x3.
  18. Steven Porretta says:
    I didn't know Italian people were in the bible!
    I didn't know Italian people were in the bible!
  19. Steven Porretta says:
    I didn't know Italian people were in the bible!
    I didn't know Italian people were in the bible!
  20. Steven Porretta says:
    Sorry Tim. There is no room for a metaphor in a simile
    Sorry Tim. There is no room for a metaphor in a simile
  21. Wayne Simmerson says:
    They have a whole book of the bible. It's called Romans; and they are scattered throughout many of the other books as well! =P
    They have a whole book of the bible. It's called Romans; and they are scattered throughout many of the other books as well! =P
  22. Tim Peterson says:
    you should see the part where buddy goes to his friend's house and the angry townsfolk surround his house and demand he comes out for an orgy people in ancient times were into sex before the 60s
    you should see the part where buddy goes to his friend's house and the angry townsfolk surround his house and demand he comes out for an orgy people in ancient times were into sex before the 60s
  23. Tim Peterson says:
    while that is a valid point, the author is using a simile within his metaphor. usually it's confusing but in this context, because of the length and girth of the metaphor it helps drive the point home you can read the context and ask a a parent or an adult you trust about the state of sexual depravity in those times protop: they make our 'sexual freedom' look silly and tame
    while that is a valid point, the author is using a simile within his metaphor. usually it's confusing but in this context, because of the length and girth of the metaphor it helps drive the point home you can read the context and ask a a parent or an adult you trust about the state of sexual depravity in those times protop: they make our 'sexual freedom' look silly and tame
  24. Irfan Sokacana says:
    18+ no wait.. 13+ Kids these days..
    18+ no wait.. 13+ Kids these days..