I'm Such a Good Parent, Where Did I Go Wrong?
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Well shit, I haven't a goddamn clue. Do you Batman? What about you Question?Well shit, I haven't a goddamn clue. Do you Batman? What about you Question?
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*you're so funny*you're so funny
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This isn't funny. It's the sad, sad truth...This isn't funny. It's the sad, sad truth...
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also LOL at the idea that dancing leads to pregnancy XDalso LOL at the idea that dancing leads to pregnancy XD
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And people wonder why there are daycares in schools now.....True Story.And people wonder why there are daycares in schools now.....True Story.
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Ha! It's vegas.Ha! It's vegas.
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She went wrong with those mom pants eeeeeewwwwwwwww!She went wrong with those mom pants eeeeeewwwwwwwww!
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because foul language, dancing and miniskirts are the bedrock of teen pregnancy.because foul language, dancing and miniskirts are the bedrock of teen pregnancy.
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Well, I've had my fill of ignorant cartoon strips for the day...Well, I've had my fill of ignorant cartoon strips for the day...
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Women still don't understand :(Women still don't understand :(
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what about the dad?what about the dad?
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This may not be the direct cause but it definetly contributes to the self image that person will live with and what they will expect for themselves.This may not be the direct cause but it definetly contributes to the self image that person will live with and what they will expect for themselves.
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No, but not teaching your daughter to "not act like a ho" is.No, but not teaching your daughter to "not act like a ho" is.
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Basically. If i see a chick who uses a lot of foul language, wears miniskirts, and shows off her ass a lot, i'm pretty sure i can bang it.Basically. If i see a chick who uses a lot of foul language, wears miniskirts, and shows off her ass a lot, i'm pretty sure i can bang it.
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There is more of a chance of more sheltered kids getting pregnant then kids who's parents are a bit more lenient. So, in actuality, a parent who really doesn't freak out over things like curse words and clothing also won't freak out about contraception talks. And a kid who is allowed to explore their sexuality is more likely to know more when they're ready, and when they're not, and know how to tell their boyfriends "Eh, no not really interested" and not bothered with being pressured. So, it'd be more like.. *first panel* Oh my GOD SHE SAID A CURSEWORD AHHHHH! *second panel* OHH NOOO you can't listen to -that- kind of music! and don't move like that! *third panel* Look honey, I got you an ankle length skirt! *forth panel* BUUUT! I did everything right! DAMN YOU SOCIETY!There is more of a chance of more sheltered kids getting pregnant then kids who's parents are a bit more lenient. So, in actuality, a parent who really doesn't freak out over things like curse words and clothing also won't freak out about contraception talks. And a kid who is allowed to explore their sexuality is more likely to know more when they're ready, and when they're not, and know how to tell their boyfriends "Eh, no not really interested" and not bothered with being pressured. So, it'd be more like.. *first panel* Oh my GOD SHE SAID A CURSEWORD AHHHHH! *second panel* OHH NOOO you can't listen to -that- kind of music! and don't move like that! *third panel* Look honey, I got you an ankle length skirt! *forth panel* BUUUT! I did everything right! DAMN YOU SOCIETY!
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You sir, are epic.You sir, are epic.
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Sorry, but popping your "booty" and "bumping and grinding" and things like that aren't really dancing. It's trashy and goes along with being a teenage slut which would and could result in a teenage pregnancy.Sorry, but popping your "booty" and "bumping and grinding" and things like that aren't really dancing. It's trashy and goes along with being a teenage slut which would and could result in a teenage pregnancy.
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There is a difference between being a lenient parent, and raising a whore. Whore's are more likely to be teenage moms than sheltered kids.There is a difference between being a lenient parent, and raising a whore. Whore's are more likely to be teenage moms than sheltered kids.
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LOLLOL
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"There is more of a chance of more sheltered kids getting pregnant" NO THERE IS NOT. I want to see your proof. I call bullshit!"There is more of a chance of more sheltered kids getting pregnant" NO THERE IS NOT. I want to see your proof. I call bullshit!
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Her name was Allie. She was home schooled by fanatical christian parents. When she was 17 they let her get a job at the diner i worked at back in high school. This chick had so much pent up frustration from being sheltered her entire life that when they finally let me take her out on her first date, we skipped the movie and spent the whole night fucking, no condom, every hole, one load swallowed, one load to the face. Speaking as a single guy, overprotective mothers are just as good for my weird ass fetishes as absentee fathers. One makes little girls that are so angry at their parents they'll do just about anything to piss them off, one makes little girls that are so empty inside they feel they need to fill the hole with something. Either way, guys like me score epic wins. I've never seen a professional study on this, but i've logged enough hours researching the matter that I could probably write one.Her name was Allie. She was home schooled by fanatical christian parents. When she was 17 they let her get a job at the diner i worked at back in high school. This chick had so much pent up frustration from being sheltered her entire life that when they finally let me take her out on her first date, we skipped the movie and spent the whole night fucking, no condom, every hole, one load swallowed, one load to the face. Speaking as a single guy, overprotective mothers are just as good for my weird ass fetishes as absentee fathers. One makes little girls that are so angry at their parents they'll do just about anything to piss them off, one makes little girls that are so empty inside they feel they need to fill the hole with something. Either way, guys like me score epic wins. I've never seen a professional study on this, but i've logged enough hours researching the matter that I could probably write one.
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There are no magic parents out there. There is no magic way to be guaranteed your kids will do well or mess up. You do the best you can - raise them to respect themselves and you, be sure and be there for them, learn how to let go as they get older and make sure you keep communicating with them (which involves listening) - and in the end they'll make their own decisions.There are no magic parents out there. There is no magic way to be guaranteed your kids will do well or mess up. You do the best you can - raise them to respect themselves and you, be sure and be there for them, learn how to let go as they get older and make sure you keep communicating with them (which involves listening) - and in the end they'll make their own decisions.
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Probably by not getting her into birth control.Probably by not getting her into birth control.
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Not getting an abortion when you had the chance, that's where you went wrong.Not getting an abortion when you had the chance, that's where you went wrong.
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i'm a magic parent.i'm a magic parent.
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This is the stupidest fucking cartoon strip.This is the stupidest fucking cartoon strip.
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This is the stupidest fucking cartoon strip.This is the stupidest fucking cartoon strip.
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You mean all of those kids who are pregnant right now are sheltered? Are you sure sheltering them caused them to pregnant? Or was it that they allowed some guy to stick their junk in because they were "exploring their sexuality"?You mean all of those kids who are pregnant right now are sheltered? Are you sure sheltering them caused them to pregnant? Or was it that they allowed some guy to stick their junk in because they were "exploring their sexuality"?
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Well, that sounds like something that actually requires effort. Good luck peddling that with the current crowd.Well, that sounds like something that actually requires effort. Good luck peddling that with the current crowd.
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You mean the mom not aborting that failure that she raised? Very nice, i see that killing of the unwanted is viewed as responsible nowadays!You mean the mom not aborting that failure that she raised? Very nice, i see that killing of the unwanted is viewed as responsible nowadays!
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Valentines Day dance at the girls schooll...Why a wining contest? Why?Valentines Day dance at the girls schooll...Why a wining contest? Why?
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Says the guy in the Army. You don't see anything ironic about that?Says the guy in the Army. You don't see anything ironic about that?