Waiting for the results of your cancer test to be texted while getting stabbed in the back by an aids infected, homeless, rapist, that apparently also suffers malaria and diarrhea while clutching onto the leg of some poverty stricken dumbass who is shooting you for your phone that is now somehow playing a Justin Beiber song through a bizarre hapenstance off of the accidentally activated Youtube "what's hot" video section.
And at the same time seeing your house first get repossesd by your bank and then burned to the ground and the entire area dug up, followed by cops coming to arrest you for the murder of your family which you are innocent to.
sometimes when i sit down to shit
i sit and try and think a bit
waiting for that text back
i feel a hand touch my sack
there a man old and grey
bends me over and starts to bang
on no im am being raped
as he annouces his aids infected malaria
and homeless poverty in Histaria
he grabs a gun and than a knife
and said "boy i wont think twice"
i decide to move but an inch
followed by a painful pintch
i feel a knife go into skin
as a gun shot goes of in the middle of everything
just than he learned his lesson...
i was having Diarrhea... mostly because of them kemo i was getting for my testicular cancer
hypothetically speaking, watching your house burn to the ground AFTER the bank repossessed it wouldn't be all that horrible. Although, watching it burn before the bank repossessed would work out better insurance wise.