I'd hate to be the one to get bit by this spider were that not the case.
I mean, it just looks like bad news. Look at it...sitting there on the emergency button, knowingly dooming us all.
Yeah i couldn't be spiderman. Seriously, kill both my parents, blow up my home world, make me live with fish, replace my bones with some weird new kind of metal, just don't mess with me about spiders.
Nah i'd have fun with it. The Jersey Shore would see record amounts of shark attacks, and justin bieber would be raped by a dolphin every time he went to the beach.