It Took Me 10 Minutes
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wait what shell?wait what shell?
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I hate pictures like this. 1.) not everyone is a heterosexual male 2.) not every heterosexual male is unable to avert his gaze from a pair of breasts. I don't see what's funny about assuming that.I hate pictures like this. 1.) not everyone is a heterosexual male 2.) not every heterosexual male is unable to avert his gaze from a pair of breasts. I don't see what's funny about assuming that.
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I am a straight guy and the sea shell was the first thing I seen. I too hate pictures like this.I am a straight guy and the sea shell was the first thing I seen. I too hate pictures like this.
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There's a sea shell in that picture? I can't find it.There's a sea shell in that picture? I can't find it.
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It's just a joke no need to analyze it.It's just a joke no need to analyze it.
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I scanned the whole picture in one fell swoop. I saw the seashell was smaller than the breasteses. Have to practice.I scanned the whole picture in one fell swoop. I saw the seashell was smaller than the breasteses. Have to practice.
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u mad you have small boobs chelsea?u mad you have small boobs chelsea?
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I'll start my response with 2). You're wrong. ALL heterosexual males cannot avert their gaze. They can notice other things, because we're all used to looking away from cleavage, but that's what peripherals are for. And 1). Not everyone wears a bra, so why do they exist? Not all jokes are meant for all people. This joke CLEARLY is for heterosexual males. In case you were planning on arguing, my response to 2 was a joke. Obviously we can avert our eyes, but that doesn't mean we want to.I'll start my response with 2). You're wrong. ALL heterosexual males cannot avert their gaze. They can notice other things, because we're all used to looking away from cleavage, but that's what peripherals are for. And 1). Not everyone wears a bra, so why do they exist? Not all jokes are meant for all people. This joke CLEARLY is for heterosexual males. In case you were planning on arguing, my response to 2 was a joke. Obviously we can avert our eyes, but that doesn't mean we want to.
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that's cuz you're marriedthat's cuz you're married
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Is one boob smaller than the other?Is one boob smaller than the other?
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Yeah, if you're a virgin.Yeah, if you're a virgin.
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Don't put so much thought into it. Don't waste your time writing a post that people are going to bash you on anyway. If it offends you so much you shouldn't have spent this much time on this page.Don't put so much thought into it. Don't waste your time writing a post that people are going to bash you on anyway. If it offends you so much you shouldn't have spent this much time on this page.
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I actually "noticed her breats" then was like what am I looking for? Then scrolled down and saw the "focus blah blah"... My initial reaction was. Oh hay, I have that bathing suit in blue, and my boobs don't look that huge in it.. and they're not small. :< hum. Sad face.I actually "noticed her breats" then was like what am I looking for? Then scrolled down and saw the "focus blah blah"... My initial reaction was. Oh hay, I have that bathing suit in blue, and my boobs don't look that huge in it.. and they're not small. :< hum. Sad face.
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I just dont see humor in it. so guys are attracted to boobs. Great. Thats not funny, just reality. And no, I like having small boobs, it keeps men like you away.I just dont see humor in it. so guys are attracted to boobs. Great. Thats not funny, just reality. And no, I like having small boobs, it keeps men like you away.
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How could you not see it. Those who didnt have some serious issues.How could you not see it. Those who didnt have some serious issues.
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@ Kristopher Grooves Karim : let him pretend, his wife was probably looking over his shoulder holding a frying pan over his head while he was writting that terrible lie.@ Kristopher Grooves Karim : let him pretend, his wife was probably looking over his shoulder holding a frying pan over his head while he was writting that terrible lie.
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Some of you are some douche bags. Its a joke and Im sure more women laughed at this than y'all think. And that's cause a down to earth women knows a man. yes we dogs.... but do u want the big dawg in the yard or the little chiuhuah on the porch like Cody Parrish?? ^^^^^^Some of you are some douche bags. Its a joke and Im sure more women laughed at this than y'all think. And that's cause a down to earth women knows a man. yes we dogs.... but do u want the big dawg in the yard or the little chiuhuah on the porch like Cody Parrish?? ^^^^^^
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David Pereira Ahaha, thank you. Maybe I should hold sea shelf too.David Pereira Ahaha, thank you. Maybe I should hold sea shelf too.
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Yes, we should all stop thinking too much. It only gets us into trouble. And if our opinion is different from others? We should just keep it to ourselves. Freedom of speech is just there for fun.Yes, we should all stop thinking too much. It only gets us into trouble. And if our opinion is different from others? We should just keep it to ourselves. Freedom of speech is just there for fun.
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Kristopher, I'm happily married AND I still don't see a damn shell!! ;)Kristopher, I'm happily married AND I still don't see a damn shell!! ;)
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I feel like you'd be terrible at a party. Someone would tell a bad joke, you wouldn't think it's funny, and then you'd tell them that you hate their jokes and they shouldn't tell any more. I'm not saying you're a bad person. I don't want to fight or anything. But just because you don't think a joke MEANT FOR GUYS is funny doesn't mean it's not. No, this isn't ROFL funny, it's more like "hah" funny.I feel like you'd be terrible at a party. Someone would tell a bad joke, you wouldn't think it's funny, and then you'd tell them that you hate their jokes and they shouldn't tell any more. I'm not saying you're a bad person. I don't want to fight or anything. But just because you don't think a joke MEANT FOR GUYS is funny doesn't mean it's not. No, this isn't ROFL funny, it's more like "hah" funny.
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99% sure u are gay if the only thing you didnt think about was BOOOOOOOOBS.....99% sure u are gay if the only thing you didnt think about was BOOOOOOOOBS.....
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Big boobs. Big fifi. LolBig boobs. Big fifi. Lol
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That's all i seen! I still haven't this so called sea shell...That's all i seen! I still haven't this so called sea shell...
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I feel like virgins would be more focused on the breasts? Because they want to do it harder? Or maybe you mean like someone who collects shells? ANd has no time for sex because their adventures in shell-ecting reigns supreme in their lifeI feel like virgins would be more focused on the breasts? Because they want to do it harder? Or maybe you mean like someone who collects shells? ANd has no time for sex because their adventures in shell-ecting reigns supreme in their life
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''Damn it Donnie.... Why do you gotta go and get all smart on us for''...?''Damn it Donnie.... Why do you gotta go and get all smart on us for''...?
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Wow. "hold a sea shell" -_____-Wow. "hold a sea shell" -_____-
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is it me or is one boob bigger than the other?is it me or is one boob bigger than the other?
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The angle makes the left boob appear larger.The angle makes the left boob appear larger.
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I feel like parties are full of brainless alcoholics, so I dont go to them much. But thanks for your advice, I really give a shit about what people think so Ill be sure to add that to my list.I feel like parties are full of brainless alcoholics, so I dont go to them much. But thanks for your advice, I really give a shit about what people think so Ill be sure to add that to my list.
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whoa, lady, i think the guy was simply trying to say that you are stressing yourself over opinions that only matter to you if you make them matter to you. No need to attack someone who is simply telling you a truth you don't want to hearwhoa, lady, i think the guy was simply trying to say that you are stressing yourself over opinions that only matter to you if you make them matter to you. No need to attack someone who is simply telling you a truth you don't want to hear
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Stop Hatin so much. There are tons of guys out there with a bigger dick than mine. Doesn't mean i need to be grumpy all the time. Its a bit of fun. Not like the only prerequisite we have for marriage is a C-cup or higher...?!?!? Appreciate and move on sweet cheeks. :)Stop Hatin so much. There are tons of guys out there with a bigger dick than mine. Doesn't mean i need to be grumpy all the time. Its a bit of fun. Not like the only prerequisite we have for marriage is a C-cup or higher...?!?!? Appreciate and move on sweet cheeks. :)
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Its hard work. Keep on keeping on brother. The teacher will appear when the student is ready - that's all i'm saying. hahaIts hard work. Keep on keeping on brother. The teacher will appear when the student is ready - that's all i'm saying. haha
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Jeffrey Scalzo shell-ecting. into it.Jeffrey Scalzo shell-ecting. into it.
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You're still hot though. hahaYou're still hot though. haha
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Then im guessing you probably have never had a super hot chick rock out on your dick.. just a hunch..Then im guessing you probably have never had a super hot chick rock out on your dick.. just a hunch..
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I actually noticed the beach rape creeper in the background before the seashell but not before them titties!I actually noticed the beach rape creeper in the background before the seashell but not before them titties!
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Chelsea Bridson Now you're just trying to hard. I tried to be civil, but you took it too far. This clearly isn't meant for women to laugh at because you aren't into the female genitalia as much as men are. It's one thing if your rights are being infringed or someone is treating you unfair but we're sitting here staring a pair of big ol titties....Chelsea Bridson Now you're just trying to hard. I tried to be civil, but you took it too far. This clearly isn't meant for women to laugh at because you aren't into the female genitalia as much as men are. It's one thing if your rights are being infringed or someone is treating you unfair but we're sitting here staring a pair of big ol titties....
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Marie-Philippe Doré - haha, hate typo's.. Who needs a shell, you could go one up and rock a surf board! :)Marie-Philippe Doré - haha, hate typo's.. Who needs a shell, you could go one up and rock a surf board! :)
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Haha telling me not to think for myself or have my own opinion? You're right, that has nothing to do with civil rights at all. I didn't attack you, you are telling me how to live my life lol. Don't tell people what to do if you don't want them to defend their rights.Haha telling me not to think for myself or have my own opinion? You're right, that has nothing to do with civil rights at all. I didn't attack you, you are telling me how to live my life lol. Don't tell people what to do if you don't want them to defend their rights.
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Ian Braun I am not stressing myself out. I am actually quite enjoying myself.Ian Braun I am not stressing myself out. I am actually quite enjoying myself.
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The whore picked up seashells by the seashore.The whore picked up seashells by the seashore.
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She needs to cup the balls.She needs to cup the balls.
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whats with calling her a whorewhats with calling her a whore
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Im gonna pretend you didnt take my comment seriouslyIm gonna pretend you didnt take my comment seriously
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Yes and I know for a fact that when shellectors meet up they have raunchy raunchy shell sex...so I dont feel bad for the virgins who see the shell first in this pic...one day they will meet the love of their lives and put their ear up to something else besides a shell to hear the ocean...if you know what I meanYes and I know for a fact that when shellectors meet up they have raunchy raunchy shell sex...so I dont feel bad for the virgins who see the shell first in this pic...one day they will meet the love of their lives and put their ear up to something else besides a shell to hear the ocean...if you know what I mean
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Actually my wife was no where near me when i wrote that, and i am not the average guy by no means.i don't hardly ever think of sex and only want it once a month or less.. other things are on my mind like what i'm going to do to support my family, what i'm going to do to make ends meet period. I put it all in GODs hands but it still is hard sometimes not to stress. and i do not like to look at other women in that manner, i have a lot of female friends but that's all they are is friends, i don't look at their boobs or any other persons boobs, only my wife and i don't even do that as much as she'd like. so ya'll can get over it and accept that not all guys are the same.Actually my wife was no where near me when i wrote that, and i am not the average guy by no means.i don't hardly ever think of sex and only want it once a month or less.. other things are on my mind like what i'm going to do to support my family, what i'm going to do to make ends meet period. I put it all in GODs hands but it still is hard sometimes not to stress. and i do not like to look at other women in that manner, i have a lot of female friends but that's all they are is friends, i don't look at their boobs or any other persons boobs, only my wife and i don't even do that as much as she'd like. so ya'll can get over it and accept that not all guys are the same.
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first it is cory not cody, second, i'm no dog by any intelligent perspective. i am a Man, a good GOD fearing Man. that respects and loves all men and women for who they are, most of you don't fully understand what you do, it's the ones that do that will be judged the harshest and that isn't up to me to be that judge. GOD Bless and Much Love to youfirst it is cory not cody, second, i'm no dog by any intelligent perspective. i am a Man, a good GOD fearing Man. that respects and loves all men and women for who they are, most of you don't fully understand what you do, it's the ones that do that will be judged the harshest and that isn't up to me to be that judge. GOD Bless and Much Love to you
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David Pereira yaaaaaaaaa no. With my luck I'd get eaten by a squid or something.. lmao on** ;)David Pereira yaaaaaaaaa no. With my luck I'd get eaten by a squid or something.. lmao on** ;)
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I accidentally refreshed my page, tried to make it to the comments quick to see all the rage, but got distracted.I accidentally refreshed my page, tried to make it to the comments quick to see all the rage, but got distracted.
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Marie-Philippe Doré - hahaha, I'd save you. Baywatch style! ;)Marie-Philippe Doré - hahaha, I'd save you. Baywatch style! ;)
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Saw the shell the first thing haha. Don't know why people rage about this kinda stuff on that site.Saw the shell the first thing haha. Don't know why people rage about this kinda stuff on that site.
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David Pereira AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA slow motion! XDDavid Pereira AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA slow motion! XD
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Marie-Philippe Doré ... haha - exactly.... AND i'd have to be rockin one of those Speedo's. lol.Marie-Philippe Doré ... haha - exactly.... AND i'd have to be rockin one of those Speedo's. lol.
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David Pereira AHAHAHAHAA speedo's omg. The only people I know who wear those are my uncles with beer bellies XDDavid Pereira AHAHAHAHAA speedo's omg. The only people I know who wear those are my uncles with beer bellies XD
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Marie-Philippe Doré ... aaahahaha - classic! Me too! Not a pretty sight - seeing a family member sporting the good ol speedo. All i'm saying is... its better than a mankini!!! hahaha. I think the squid I'd be saving your from would die of laughter!Marie-Philippe Doré ... aaahahaha - classic! Me too! Not a pretty sight - seeing a family member sporting the good ol speedo. All i'm saying is... its better than a mankini!!! hahaha. I think the squid I'd be saving your from would die of laughter!
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People don't understand jokes thats why :PPeople don't understand jokes thats why :P
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Way to fight through the gay buddy. It's 2012 nobody cares anymore, except the religious.Way to fight through the gay buddy. It's 2012 nobody cares anymore, except the religious.
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Alex Sheldon seriously . I dont understand. No one will explain it lol just keep telling me im wrong for not seeing whats funny about it. my best guess: guys think its funny to act like they cant control their sexual desiresAlex Sheldon seriously . I dont understand. No one will explain it lol just keep telling me im wrong for not seeing whats funny about it. my best guess: guys think its funny to act like they cant control their sexual desires
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Chelsea Bridson we think its funny because guys are stereotyped as being pigs with stuff like that, I saw the seashell as I scrolled down. It's that people post these pictures of things that are close to the boobs to try and get people to look at the boobs more then the object that is being showcased.Chelsea Bridson we think its funny because guys are stereotyped as being pigs with stuff like that, I saw the seashell as I scrolled down. It's that people post these pictures of things that are close to the boobs to try and get people to look at the boobs more then the object that is being showcased.
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Alex Sheldon I mean I get that a straight guy would be distracted by boobs...thats not really a stereotype though. its natural behavoir...nothing funny to me about it. if anything a little rude but then again its her choice to have her boobs hanging outAlex Sheldon I mean I get that a straight guy would be distracted by boobs...thats not really a stereotype though. its natural behavoir...nothing funny to me about it. if anything a little rude but then again its her choice to have her boobs hanging out
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Chelsea Bridson agreed, kind of unattractive having your boobs out everywhere. Show class not ass. I think the distraction by boob joke is over used though too.Chelsea Bridson agreed, kind of unattractive having your boobs out everywhere. Show class not ass. I think the distraction by boob joke is over used though too.
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To me its the same with bathroom jokes. not funny, just annoying/immatureTo me its the same with bathroom jokes. not funny, just annoying/immature
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raise your hands for Brian Hood everyone! Here to make wild assumptions about your entire personality and life based on a few comments from the internet!raise your hands for Brian Hood everyone! Here to make wild assumptions about your entire personality and life based on a few comments from the internet!
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Chelsea Bridson you've left sooo much more than a few comments and advertised your stunning lack of class and intelligence that no assumptions were needed. That is all.Chelsea Bridson you've left sooo much more than a few comments and advertised your stunning lack of class and intelligence that no assumptions were needed. That is all.
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Brian Hood just like you can tell someones sexual orientation from 2 comments lol. DelusionalBrian Hood just like you can tell someones sexual orientation from 2 comments lol. Delusional
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How do you know im not just a fat old man trolling?How do you know im not just a fat old man trolling?
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Jeffrey Scalzo You sir have the best comments here. HahaJeffrey Scalzo You sir have the best comments here. Haha
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Cory Parrish Gah stop throwing your faith around like that. In all your posts I've seen you continually bring up GOD and how your a MAN. Are you compensating? God is awesome but throwing his name around like that isn't cool, and only makes people dislike what your trying to say and think your an idiot... And stop blathering about how your a man, your arguing with people on the INTERNET. Your not a man at all, go argue with real people and make a difference, cause your sure as hell not going to make one here.Cory Parrish Gah stop throwing your faith around like that. In all your posts I've seen you continually bring up GOD and how your a MAN. Are you compensating? God is awesome but throwing his name around like that isn't cool, and only makes people dislike what your trying to say and think your an idiot... And stop blathering about how your a man, your arguing with people on the INTERNET. Your not a man at all, go argue with real people and make a difference, cause your sure as hell not going to make one here.
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Chelsea Bridson I was going to write out a response then I remembered, only idiots argue on the internet, and since you can't argue with idiots I stopped. Have a nice day.Chelsea Bridson I was going to write out a response then I remembered, only idiots argue on the internet, and since you can't argue with idiots I stopped. Have a nice day.
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Anthony Baker Pssstt don't argue with her, she doesn't get it and never will.Anthony Baker Pssstt don't argue with her, she doesn't get it and never will.
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Christopher Francis lol why did you waste your time posting this thenChristopher Francis lol why did you waste your time posting this then
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http://www.cracked.com/article_19785_5-ways-modern-men-are-trained-to-hate-women.htmlhttp://www.cracked.com/article_19785_5-ways-modern-men-are-trained-to-hate-women.html
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Christopher Francis, actually i'm arguing with no one, just stating facts. and last i checked i was a man... yep i'm a man. lol.. and if you know how awesome GOD is then you'd be trying to be more Christ like yourself and bringing him up as much as possible to try to strike someone the right way, get someone to think a bit and maybe even lead someone to Christ :) i try to be as Christ like as i can.. and i fail everyday, but i keep trying more and more. through GOD all things are possible..... so in that logic i have to challenge the fact that no man can be sin free... i will be a far cry from Jesus.. a very very far cry, but i know i can get to the point that i can recognize all sin that i do and stop doing it all.. but i can only do this with help from the Almighty Father. When the bible says through GOD all things are Possible.. it says ALL things not Most things... All things that is by the Will of GOD. a person just has to have enough Faith and as i already have a large amount of Faith, it still yet grows more and more everyday. So GOD Bless you, Have an awesome day and Much Love to youChristopher Francis, actually i'm arguing with no one, just stating facts. and last i checked i was a man... yep i'm a man. lol.. and if you know how awesome GOD is then you'd be trying to be more Christ like yourself and bringing him up as much as possible to try to strike someone the right way, get someone to think a bit and maybe even lead someone to Christ :) i try to be as Christ like as i can.. and i fail everyday, but i keep trying more and more. through GOD all things are possible..... so in that logic i have to challenge the fact that no man can be sin free... i will be a far cry from Jesus.. a very very far cry, but i know i can get to the point that i can recognize all sin that i do and stop doing it all.. but i can only do this with help from the Almighty Father. When the bible says through GOD all things are Possible.. it says ALL things not Most things... All things that is by the Will of GOD. a person just has to have enough Faith and as i already have a large amount of Faith, it still yet grows more and more everyday. So GOD Bless you, Have an awesome day and Much Love to you
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Christopher Francis this is true.Christopher Francis this is true.
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There is no god!!!!!!There is no god!!!!!!
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well.. I love Boobies..well.. I love Boobies..
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Those look like beaver tail titties. Nipples probably point at her toes.Those look like beaver tail titties. Nipples probably point at her toes.
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I like these pictures.I like these pictures.
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too many white knights.too many white knights.
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too many white knights.too many white knights.
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This picture is cancer. You faggots are ruining the internet with this shit.This picture is cancer. You faggots are ruining the internet with this shit.
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hey I'm a straight guy and I don't stare at boobs...i like legs lol big boobs are gross. p.s. nice seashell girl! :Phey I'm a straight guy and I don't stare at boobs...i like legs lol big boobs are gross. p.s. nice seashell girl! :P
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What sea shell?What sea shell?