I've Found the Perfect Woman

Ive found the perfect woman
  1. Javier Casanova says:
    THE GUY better NOT mess this up!
    THE GUY better NOT mess this up!
  2. Kevin Patrick Paul Mckeever via Facebook says:
    sh'e to short. and that's not iced cream cake.
    sh'e to short. and that's not iced cream cake.
  3. Will Inglis via Facebook says:
    ^tsk tsk...
    ^tsk tsk...
  4. Ty Buchanan says:
    Wow, she throws her shoes around like that? That's a very beta style of holding a cake for presentation; she probably totally lacks self-esteem. While she captured the essence of the A in Diablo, the L is totally mediocre, and her hand writing is inconsistently switching between cursive and print. Conclusion? 2/10 Would not bang.
    Wow, she throws her shoes around like that? That's a very beta style of holding a cake for presentation; she probably totally lacks self-esteem. While she captured the essence of the A in Diablo, the L is totally mediocre, and her hand writing is inconsistently switching between cursive and print. Conclusion? 2/10 Would not bang.
  5. Mikhail Simpson says:
    shes 10/10, that's not including the cake.
    shes 10/10, that's not including the cake.
  6. Bro Siff via Facebook says:
    That is my wife, we've been dating for a while now.
    That is my wife, we've been dating for a while now.
  7. Bro Siff via Facebook says:
    I'm selling her in my Auction House
    I'm selling her in my Auction House
  8. Sam Ogren says:
    Probably his sister.
    Probably his sister.
  9. Vous Pouvez Pensez says:
    haha!
    haha!
  10. Filip Božanovi? says:
    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
  11. Julie Brassard says:
    Ty,you are 13,act like it,and stop trying to look cool by over-analysing shit like that. Girl-hot,boobies-happy-thoughts.. Now go get em Tiger..
    Ty,you are 13,act like it,and stop trying to look cool by over-analysing shit like that. Girl-hot,boobies-happy-thoughts.. Now go get em Tiger..
  12. Ty Buchanan says:
    Filip Božanovi? Hey Faggots, my name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
    Filip Božanovi? Hey Faggots, my name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
  13. Ty Buchanan says:
    Julie Brassard Wow, you must be new to the internet. Way to completely look like a dumbass for missing the obvious meme. LOLOLOLOL
    Julie Brassard Wow, you must be new to the internet. Way to completely look like a dumbass for missing the obvious meme. LOLOLOLOL
  14. Julie Brassard says:
    thats it? Meh,how drab and predictible. Go to sleep son,leave the interwebs for the grown ups..
    thats it? Meh,how drab and predictible. Go to sleep son,leave the interwebs for the grown ups..
  15. Julie Brassard says:
    Filip Božanovi? would you by any chance be related to one Eric Clinton Newman? You sound like him alot
    Filip Božanovi? would you by any chance be related to one Eric Clinton Newman? You sound like him alot
  16. Filip Božanovi? says:
    @ Julie Brassard Is it still white-knighting if I defend a man's honor? :D I'd castigate you verbally, however your unfortunate sense of self-entitlement probably reflects negatively on your life much worse than these posts we have to read.
    @ Julie Brassard Is it still white-knighting if I defend a man's honor? :D I'd castigate you verbally, however your unfortunate sense of self-entitlement probably reflects negatively on your life much worse than these posts we have to read.
  17. Ty Buchanan says:
    Julie Brassard Trying to speak condescendingly to another person in order to cover up the fact that you looked like a dumbass for being unable to properly indentify a joke is the most immature thing I've seen in my life. Please do not try to claim the "interweb" (What are you, 12? -trollface.jpg-) as "yours" when you clearly have less of an understanding or familiarity of it than the very person you're trying to play the card against. There is no pride to be had on the internet. Your attempt at recuperating dignity has failed miserably. Grow up, get the fuck out and take your fail with you.
    Julie Brassard Trying to speak condescendingly to another person in order to cover up the fact that you looked like a dumbass for being unable to properly indentify a joke is the most immature thing I've seen in my life. Please do not try to claim the "interweb" (What are you, 12? -trollface.jpg-) as "yours" when you clearly have less of an understanding or familiarity of it than the very person you're trying to play the card against. There is no pride to be had on the internet. Your attempt at recuperating dignity has failed miserably. Grow up, get the fuck out and take your fail with you.
  18. Julie Brassard says:
    Awe,bless you .. Does your Mom knows what you do at night?
    Awe,bless you .. Does your Mom knows what you do at night?
  19. Andrew Centrella via Facebook says:
    You sir, have raised the bar for the rest of us.
    You sir, have raised the bar for the rest of us.
  20. Shaun R Thorpe says:
    lol. somebody is bad at the internet and the English language, and somebody else is a master troll and an artist with words.
    lol. somebody is bad at the internet and the English language, and somebody else is a master troll and an artist with words.
  21. Neil Kabat says:
    Would still bang.
    Would still bang.
  22. Mara Archaeopteryx Smith says:
    I was first struck by the awesomeness that she made a cake to celebrate the release, but then, I was like "Holy shit, this thread has waaaay too much testosterone scrawled all over it." So, alas, I quote: " It is young men like you who make people with the future of the race at heart despair." teeheehee. British television makes everything classier.
    I was first struck by the awesomeness that she made a cake to celebrate the release, but then, I was like "Holy shit, this thread has waaaay too much testosterone scrawled all over it." So, alas, I quote: " It is young men like you who make people with the future of the race at heart despair." teeheehee. British television makes everything classier.
  23. Mario Deleon says:
    nice!
    nice!
  24. Jeremy Jenkins says:
    *schwing!*
    *schwing!*
  25. Hydra Chivas says:
    so Filip Bozanovic, you're a top Sniper eh? US force eh? Navy Seals? WOW~ I'm so impress! really! except your attitude that a soldier should carry.
    so Filip Bozanovic, you're a top Sniper eh? US force eh? Navy Seals? WOW~ I'm so impress! really! except your attitude that a soldier should carry.
  26. Mohammed Anis says:
    wish some one gave me a cake for Dota.
    wish some one gave me a cake for Dota.
  27. Rj Watters says:
    Hon is not LoL. find a new job.
    Hon is not LoL. find a new job.
  28. Rj Watters says:
    my daughter has your name. I hope she has a better sense of humor. and a better choice of school for college
    my daughter has your name. I hope she has a better sense of humor. and a better choice of school for college
  29. Rj Watters says:
    but... you're from India. nobody cares about you.
    but... you're from India. nobody cares about you.
  30. Dan Rister says:
    omg that is AWESOME! when wrath came out my wife and I lived in fairbanks AK and we stood outside gamestop for 2 hours in -35 degrees and she was so happy we lvl'd all night.
    omg that is AWESOME! when wrath came out my wife and I lived in fairbanks AK and we stood outside gamestop for 2 hours in -35 degrees and she was so happy we lvl'd all night.
  31. Ricko-sious Stoota-cus says:
    boobs....awesome..
    boobs....awesome..
  32. Marten Pertory says:
    mmm nice.... wait, what is that a cake too!
    mmm nice.... wait, what is that a cake too!
  33. Charles Isaac says:
    sweet jesus have mercy.
    sweet jesus have mercy.
  34. Snizzle Dizzle says:
    Oh my...I didn't even see the cake for a few minutes...
    Oh my...I didn't even see the cake for a few minutes...
  35. Kain Rost says:
    do want
    do want
  36. Anthony Iszler says:
    id eat her, fuck her than eat cake.
    id eat her, fuck her than eat cake.
  37. Chad Merchant via Facebook says:
    I wouldn't mind find one like that
    I wouldn't mind find one like that
  38. Chris Mattingly says:
    wonderfull
    wonderfull
  39. Jeff Buckman says:
    that is so awesome!
    that is so awesome!
  40. Roy King says:
    marry this woman.... immediately.
    marry this woman.... immediately.
  41. Daniel Newman says:
    awesome.
    awesome.
  42. Tina Teodorski says:
    doesnt matter, had sex!
    doesnt matter, had sex!
  43. Mara Archaeopteryx Smith says:
    Oh, SNAP. Somebody making fun of my "state college" education. I think I'll go over here and cry in the corner because now my life has no meaning...hopefully she will have a better sense of humor than me, because living life with a morbidly sick and twisted sense of humor gets a person in heaps of trouble. Now cry me a river, take a pill, and take your own advice: Get a sense of humor. Oh, and it appears my state college education has granted me the magical ability to capitalize at the beginning of my sentences! Let me celebrate by banging rocks together to make fire!
    Oh, SNAP. Somebody making fun of my "state college" education. I think I'll go over here and cry in the corner because now my life has no meaning...hopefully she will have a better sense of humor than me, because living life with a morbidly sick and twisted sense of humor gets a person in heaps of trouble. Now cry me a river, take a pill, and take your own advice: Get a sense of humor. Oh, and it appears my state college education has granted me the magical ability to capitalize at the beginning of my sentences! Let me celebrate by banging rocks together to make fire!
  44. Alexander Sergejev says:
    There is very little I would not do to get a piece of that. I love cake.
    There is very little I would not do to get a piece of that. I love cake.
  45. Kyle Fitzgerald says:
    What the fuck happened to this thread! Can we just say that girl is hot and hat game rocks, and other simple things like "i just fapped" or "marry me"... wtf happened here!
    What the fuck happened to this thread! Can we just say that girl is hot and hat game rocks, and other simple things like "i just fapped" or "marry me"... wtf happened here!
  46. Jacob AnsDeath says:
    @Tina Teodorski http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o
    @Tina Teodorski http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o
  47. Jerry Jacoba Jr says:
    The twist ending: Her name is Ryan, her mom is the one who baked her that cake. Diablo's release date happened to fall on her birthday and she had been looking forward to the release of the game for years. Mom decided to kill two birds with one stone by simultaneously celebrating her daughter's birthday as well as encouraging her to engage in hobbies that she loves instead of saying it's unproductive or that it will cause her to be violent... The perfect woman is the mom.
    The twist ending: Her name is Ryan, her mom is the one who baked her that cake. Diablo's release date happened to fall on her birthday and she had been looking forward to the release of the game for years. Mom decided to kill two birds with one stone by simultaneously celebrating her daughter's birthday as well as encouraging her to engage in hobbies that she loves instead of saying it's unproductive or that it will cause her to be violent... The perfect woman is the mom.
  48. Dwayne Heibroch Petersen says:
    Hmm.. I wonder if she cooks..
    Hmm.. I wonder if she cooks..
  49. Sire Ptothea says:
    too bad the game suck -_-
    too bad the game suck -_-
  50. Sire Ptothea says:
    too bad the game suck -_-
    too bad the game suck -_-