Wow, she throws her shoes around like that? That's a very beta style of holding a cake for presentation; she probably totally lacks self-esteem. While she captured the essence of the A in Diablo, the L is totally mediocre, and her hand writing is inconsistently switching between cursive and print. Conclusion? 2/10 Would not bang.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Filip Božanovi? Hey Faggots, my name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
@ Julie Brassard
Is it still white-knighting if I defend a man's honor? :D
I'd castigate you verbally, however your unfortunate sense of self-entitlement probably reflects negatively on your life much worse than these posts we have to read.
Julie Brassard Trying to speak condescendingly to another person in order to cover up the fact that you looked like a dumbass for being unable to properly indentify a joke is the most immature thing I've seen in my life. Please do not try to claim the "interweb" (What are you, 12? -trollface.jpg-) as "yours" when you clearly have less of an understanding or familiarity of it than the very person you're trying to play the card against. There is no pride to be had on the internet. Your attempt at recuperating dignity has failed miserably. Grow up, get the fuck out and take your fail with you.
I was first struck by the awesomeness that she made a cake to celebrate the release, but then, I was like "Holy shit, this thread has waaaay too much testosterone scrawled all over it." So, alas, I quote: " It is young men like you who make people with the future of the race at heart despair." teeheehee. British television makes everything classier.
Oh, SNAP. Somebody making fun of my "state college" education. I think I'll go over here and cry in the corner because now my life has no meaning...hopefully she will have a better sense of humor than me, because living life with a morbidly sick and twisted sense of humor gets a person in heaps of trouble. Now cry me a river, take a pill, and take your own advice: Get a sense of humor. Oh, and it appears my state college education has granted me the magical ability to capitalize at the beginning of my sentences! Let me celebrate by banging rocks together to make fire!
The twist ending: Her name is Ryan, her mom is the one who baked her that cake. Diablo's release date happened to fall on her birthday and she had been looking forward to the release of the game for years. Mom decided to kill two birds with one stone by simultaneously celebrating her daughter's birthday as well as encouraging her to engage in hobbies that she loves instead of saying it's unproductive or that it will cause her to be violent... The perfect woman is the mom.