I've never understood why men love dogs.
Dogs are needy, overly affectionate, continually make noise, require constant attention and grooming, hate to be left alone at home, when you stay out all night they throw tantrums and break your stuff, and they always want to spoon and cuddle you in bed.
In other words, every quality a man hates in a woman, they love in a dog.
Men like dogs cuz in the event that someone breaks in or something they can warn you and even attack the perp. in other words they earn their keep n dont just sit there waiting to be fed n cost money like cats...salty bitch...