Looks Like I Won't Be Checking the Mail Today!
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D: I never need mail anyway.D: I never need mail anyway.
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a blackwidow there, I wonder how the postman put the mail in.a blackwidow there, I wonder how the postman put the mail in.
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good lord!good lord!
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Get a stick and hit it off.... >_>"Get a stick and hit it off.... >_>"
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a TRUE test of faith for those Jehovah Witnesses that keep puttin their shit in my mailbox.a TRUE test of faith for those Jehovah Witnesses that keep puttin their shit in my mailbox.
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NopenopenopenopeNopenopenopenope
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he put the spider in tohe put the spider in to
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Bring fire. O.oBring fire. O.o
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Screw the mail, kill that thing with fireScrew the mail, kill that thing with fire
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I'm going paperless!I'm going paperless!
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scumbag postmanscumbag postman
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I'm not picking up the mail in the dark any more!I'm not picking up the mail in the dark any more!
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I found a black widow spider underneath the lid to the outside trash can. I almost touched it. I'm still a little weirded out by it.I found a black widow spider underneath the lid to the outside trash can. I almost touched it. I'm still a little weirded out by it.
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Dude fucking reach your hand in there and get you some spidy senses!Dude fucking reach your hand in there and get you some spidy senses!
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NOPE! Chuck Testa!NOPE! Chuck Testa!
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Bills? I have more money nao! Thank you spider! :DBills? I have more money nao! Thank you spider! :D
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For a few summers in a row, there was a hornet's nest in my mailbox. That's a beautiful spider, though.For a few summers in a row, there was a hornet's nest in my mailbox. That's a beautiful spider, though.
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Call the national guard.Call the national guard.
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Won't be checking my mail today... or ever...Won't be checking my mail today... or ever...
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nuooooo D:nuooooo D:
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just use some tongs to get your mail out, and light a match/lighter then spray it with some hair spray or chop it with some hedgeclippers.just use some tongs to get your mail out, and light a match/lighter then spray it with some hair spray or chop it with some hedgeclippers.
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Bunch of babies. Just catch the damn thing in a container and put it somewhere else. Wuss.Bunch of babies. Just catch the damn thing in a container and put it somewhere else. Wuss.
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carb cleanercarb cleaner
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carb cleanercarb cleaner
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Ah heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel noAh heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel no
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lol nope! :Dlol nope! :D
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The mailman wasn't scared!The mailman wasn't scared!
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The mailman wasn't scared!The mailman wasn't scared!
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you know if that thing bites you, you will most likely die in under 48h. So most people would rather not take any chances.you know if that thing bites you, you will most likely die in under 48h. So most people would rather not take any chances.
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I'm here. What assistance do you need? /looks in mailbox/ "Ain't nobody got time fo that!" /runs/I'm here. What assistance do you need? /looks in mailbox/ "Ain't nobody got time fo that!" /runs/
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I've caught many 'creepy crawlies' and never been bit. Lucky, I guess.I've caught many 'creepy crawlies' and never been bit. Lucky, I guess.
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*Sets own mailbox on fire* FTFY.*Sets own mailbox on fire* FTFY.
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I'm here. What assistance do you need? /looks in mailbox/ "Ain't nobody got time fo that!" /runs/I'm here. What assistance do you need? /looks in mailbox/ "Ain't nobody got time fo that!" /runs/
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I've caught many 'creepy crawlies' and never been bit. Lucky, I guess.I've caught many 'creepy crawlies' and never been bit. Lucky, I guess.
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*Sets own mailbox on fire* FTFY.*Sets own mailbox on fire* FTFY.
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Black Widow lookalike, nopenopenopeBlack Widow lookalike, nopenopenope