My Childhood is Totally Ruined

my Childhood is Totally Ruined
  1. Steven Dudics says:
    I would say rule 34 does a better job but that is just my opinion.
    I would say rule 34 does a better job but that is just my opinion.
  2. David Brazeal says:
    Dafaq did I just read? Literate enough to examine all those stories but not savvy enough to use a Goddamned spell check first?
    Dafaq did I just read? Literate enough to examine all those stories but not savvy enough to use a Goddamned spell check first?
  3. Ricky Crummett says:
    Oh good, I wanted to see an old man get a heart attack.....
    Oh good, I wanted to see an old man get a heart attack.....
  4. Adam Christopher Bushfield says:
    Almost all of these are wrong. I've read the originals. Cinderella and Snow White and Goldilocks are the only ones the OP got right. The rest are wrong. I own the original collection of Hans Christen Anderson fables, and The Little Mermaid did fall in love, but she was told to kill the prince (who wed and bedded the witch), but the mermaid couldn't do it. So she threw away the enchanted dagger and died, only to join the Sisters of the Wind (she gained a soul, something mermaids don't have.) That's just one example... But seriously, if you want to believe a post on DudeLOL as fact, then go right ahead. I can't stop you from being wrong.
    Almost all of these are wrong. I've read the originals. Cinderella and Snow White and Goldilocks are the only ones the OP got right. The rest are wrong. I own the original collection of Hans Christen Anderson fables, and The Little Mermaid did fall in love, but she was told to kill the prince (who wed and bedded the witch), but the mermaid couldn't do it. So she threw away the enchanted dagger and died, only to join the Sisters of the Wind (she gained a soul, something mermaids don't have.) That's just one example... But seriously, if you want to believe a post on DudeLOL as fact, then go right ahead. I can't stop you from being wrong.
  5. Mushion Den Ouden says:
    Actually there is an early version of Sleeping Beauty where the prince has sex with her sleeping body and she wakes up to find herself pregnant. Not sure if that's the 'original', but it's an early version.
    Actually there is an early version of Sleeping Beauty where the prince has sex with her sleeping body and she wakes up to find herself pregnant. Not sure if that's the 'original', but it's an early version.
  6. Adam Christopher Bushfield says:
    That's the thing. So many versions have been written (and many have attached the original author's name so that it gives credit to them, even though they didn't write that version) that it's hard to know what the original story was.
    That's the thing. So many versions have been written (and many have attached the original author's name so that it gives credit to them, even though they didn't write that version) that it's hard to know what the original story was.
  7. Mushion Den Ouden says:
    Very true, but with original most people mean the first one that was written down (generally by the brothers grimm) The exceptions are Pinocchio and Little Mermaid since those are fabricated by certain people (Hans Christian Anderson and Carlo Collodi)
    Very true, but with original most people mean the first one that was written down (generally by the brothers grimm) The exceptions are Pinocchio and Little Mermaid since those are fabricated by certain people (Hans Christian Anderson and Carlo Collodi)
  8. Adam Christopher Bushfield says:
    Well yes, but the thing is that the originals have been lost among all the translations, editing, and re-writes that it's hard to know what the originals actually were. Then you have Disney... Ugh.
    Well yes, but the thing is that the originals have been lost among all the translations, editing, and re-writes that it's hard to know what the originals actually were. Then you have Disney... Ugh.
  9. Mushion Den Ouden says:
    There are a lot of things wrong with Disney, but they do provide good entertainment.
    There are a lot of things wrong with Disney, but they do provide good entertainment.
  10. Adam Christopher Bushfield says:
    At the price of ruining good fables and folklore. The original Little Mermaid is so much more A: Sexy 2: Violent 3 or C: Deep And D, 4, or that liitle 'iv' they put in footnotes: Exciting Not to mention all the other stories out there. I really don't look to Disney for good entertainment anymore (unless it's a Pixar film).
    At the price of ruining good fables and folklore. The original Little Mermaid is so much more A: Sexy 2: Violent 3 or C: Deep And D, 4, or that liitle 'iv' they put in footnotes: Exciting Not to mention all the other stories out there. I really don't look to Disney for good entertainment anymore (unless it's a Pixar film).
  11. Mushion Den Ouden says:
    True, but I still like Aladdin XD
    True, but I still like Aladdin XD
  12. Adam Christopher Bushfield says:
    I liked Genie (Robin Williams) but that's about it. Again: Original story is way better. If anything, as HORRIBLY inaccurate as it was, Hercules is probably my favorite Disney movie. Followed by Meet the Robinsons and The Aristocats. (I don't count live action movies as Disney screw ups, so Jumanji and movies like that are safe)
    I liked Genie (Robin Williams) but that's about it. Again: Original story is way better. If anything, as HORRIBLY inaccurate as it was, Hercules is probably my favorite Disney movie. Followed by Meet the Robinsons and The Aristocats. (I don't count live action movies as Disney screw ups, so Jumanji and movies like that are safe)
  13. Mushion Den Ouden says:
    Robin Williams did his voice? I never actually saw the English version XD But yes, Aristocats is awesome and I liked Hercules because of the music. I also liked Beauty and the Beast despite the inaccuracies and Hollywood happy ending. Mostly because of the huge library Belle gets.
    Robin Williams did his voice? I never actually saw the English version XD But yes, Aristocats is awesome and I liked Hercules because of the music. I also liked Beauty and the Beast despite the inaccuracies and Hollywood happy ending. Mostly because of the huge library Belle gets.
  14. Adam Christopher Bushfield says:
    Yes he did. Fantastically too. I love Robin Williams (hence the Jumanji reference). I liked Hercules' music and animation (plus I just LOVE anything Greek, even though the gods in the movie were Greek, but the character was Roman (the Greek version of Hercules is named "Herakles" after his mother, Hera)). I do love that library. I actually really love the Beauty and the Beast musical (not the film) and was a part of my High School's production of it. Not a major role (I played a spatula), but I provided the prop knife that killed the Beast. ^.^
    Yes he did. Fantastically too. I love Robin Williams (hence the Jumanji reference). I liked Hercules' music and animation (plus I just LOVE anything Greek, even though the gods in the movie were Greek, but the character was Roman (the Greek version of Hercules is named "Herakles" after his mother, Hera)). I do love that library. I actually really love the Beauty and the Beast musical (not the film) and was a part of my High School's production of it. Not a major role (I played a spatula), but I provided the prop knife that killed the Beast. ^.^
  15. Devon Dangerpants Bennie says:
    how the hell did this guy manage to mix up Mermaids and Harpies? Someone stop me if I'm wrong, but I've never read a single mermaid story where the mermaids have wings.
    how the hell did this guy manage to mix up Mermaids and Harpies? Someone stop me if I'm wrong, but I've never read a single mermaid story where the mermaids have wings.
  16. Alexander Sergejev says:
    I got the impression the person that posted this is not a native english speaker. Also, what the fuck is "dafaq?" That shows up on my spellchecker. Also, when being a comma fucker, it is never advisable to write sentence fragments.
    I got the impression the person that posted this is not a native english speaker. Also, what the fuck is "dafaq?" That shows up on my spellchecker. Also, when being a comma fucker, it is never advisable to write sentence fragments.
  17. Alexander Sergejev says:
    rule 34 actually allows me to enjoy my favorite childhood cartoons on a creepy yet satisfying new level. http://www.gamingnow.info/wp-content/gallery/jessica-nigri-cosplay/2.jpg
    rule 34 actually allows me to enjoy my favorite childhood cartoons on a creepy yet satisfying new level. http://www.gamingnow.info/wp-content/gallery/jessica-nigri-cosplay/2.jpg
  18. David Brazeal says:
    Oh how I missed you.....youre such a good guy.....actually I was really hoping that you in fact killed yourself. Fuck you and go away!
    Oh how I missed you.....youre such a good guy.....actually I was really hoping that you in fact killed yourself. Fuck you and go away!
  19. David Brazeal says:
    I tried to read this drivel....is this even a human language? Dafaq are you saying? I mean...sentence fragments are really bad ok?
    I tried to read this drivel....is this even a human language? Dafaq are you saying? I mean...sentence fragments are really bad ok?
  20. Alexander Sergejev says:
    If you are a native english speaker, and you think "foots" is a word, you use "dosen't" when the correct word would be "don't," and you use the phrase "sated of him," (which i suppose makes sense, but, man, does that sound awkward)... Well then spell check really isn't going to help you.
    If you are a native english speaker, and you think "foots" is a word, you use "dosen't" when the correct word would be "don't," and you use the phrase "sated of him," (which i suppose makes sense, but, man, does that sound awkward)... Well then spell check really isn't going to help you.
  21. Alexander Sergejev says:
    Wow. It sounds like you are menstruating.
    Wow. It sounds like you are menstruating.
  22. Alexander Sergejev says:
    David Brazeal "I tried to read this drivel....is this even a human language? Dafaq are you saying? I mean...sentence fragments are really bad ok?" I tried to read this drivel, but it made no sense to me. I'm not at all sure what you are attempting to say.
    David Brazeal "I tried to read this drivel....is this even a human language? Dafaq are you saying? I mean...sentence fragments are really bad ok?" I tried to read this drivel, but it made no sense to me. I'm not at all sure what you are attempting to say.
  23. Alexander Sergejev says:
    I'm gonna go ahead and admit that I am totally trolling you right now, but only because you asked for it with your half-literate complaints about literacy. Ok, I'm done now.
    I'm gonna go ahead and admit that I am totally trolling you right now, but only because you asked for it with your half-literate complaints about literacy. Ok, I'm done now.
  24. Kyuu Crow says:
    i think he was referencing sirens. the ones who sit on rocks and lure ships into em
    i think he was referencing sirens. the ones who sit on rocks and lure ships into em
  25. Kyuu Crow says:
    i think he was referencing sirens. the ones who sit on rocks and lure ships into em
    i think he was referencing sirens. the ones who sit on rocks and lure ships into em
  26. Thomas Cook says:
    the original fairy tails of these were from the grim brothers collection. they were the original fairy tale wrighters.
    the original fairy tails of these were from the grim brothers collection. they were the original fairy tale wrighters.