My Favorite Chuck Norris Joke
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I have gone off Chuck Norris jokes a bit. I am sure that the man would be perplexed by a lot of them. I felt guilty about reading another one, namely this one. One of the problems that I have with this joke is that although they must have been competitive I can only hope that Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris treated each other with the utmost respect as great sportsmenI have gone off Chuck Norris jokes a bit. I am sure that the man would be perplexed by a lot of them. I felt guilty about reading another one, namely this one. One of the problems that I have with this joke is that although they must have been competitive I can only hope that Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris treated each other with the utmost respect as great sportsmen
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Legend :DLegend :D
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stupid chuck norris jokes should all be bruce lee jokes.stupid chuck norris jokes should all be bruce lee jokes.
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agreedagreed
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I ? dis picture. F.a.h too.I ? dis picture. F.a.h too.
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ya well chuck norris is still waiting for a rematch, o wait....ya well chuck norris is still waiting for a rematch, o wait....
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LOLLOL
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awesomeawesome
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Umm it's a reference to "The Way of the Dragon". The only man to kill Chuck Norris.Umm it's a reference to "The Way of the Dragon". The only man to kill Chuck Norris.
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Ha! Please... spare us. I wonder how much Norris made off of that move to take a dive like that.Ha! Please... spare us. I wonder how much Norris made off of that move to take a dive like that.
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Chuck Norris learned all he knows from this guy, was one of his early students.Chuck Norris learned all he knows from this guy, was one of his early students.
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thumbs upthumbs up
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want to know why their aren't many Bruce lee jokes? Cuz Bruce lee ain't no joke SON!want to know why their aren't many Bruce lee jokes? Cuz Bruce lee ain't no joke SON!
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Fact.Fact.
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rematches are only sought after by losers... ;)rematches are only sought after by losers... ;)
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...rematches are only sought after by losers (is the correct end to your sentence) ;)...rematches are only sought after by losers (is the correct end to your sentence) ;)
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Nunca! Você morreu depois the luta... Está tudo filmado..Nunca! Você morreu depois the luta... Está tudo filmado..
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Oh shit grammar nazi over here! dont nobody gives no fucks how the fuck it be saidOh shit grammar nazi over here! dont nobody gives no fucks how the fuck it be said
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Bruce Lee beat Chuck Norris once. Now he and his son are dead. Any questions? Too soon?Bruce Lee beat Chuck Norris once. Now he and his son are dead. Any questions? Too soon?
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Bruce MOTHERFUCKING Lee. He has a pokemon named after him, HITMONLEE.Bruce MOTHERFUCKING Lee. He has a pokemon named after him, HITMONLEE.
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Teila Kilbourne...lolTeila Kilbourne...lol
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Teila Kilbourne...lolTeila Kilbourne...lol
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and then you died after the movie.and then you died after the movie.
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and then you died after the movie.and then you died after the movie.
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yah but when somebody do, they're destined to die. lol jowkyah but when somebody do, they're destined to die. lol jowk
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I kicked his ass but died afterwards yeah bad point made.I kicked his ass but died afterwards yeah bad point made.
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I kicked his ass....in mortal combat.I kicked his ass....in mortal combat.
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and bruce died from karmaand bruce died from karma
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we knowwe know
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I cant stand chuck norris.I cant stand chuck norris.
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and that's why he died... it's kinda like that Neo/Agent Smith deal.and that's why he died... it's kinda like that Neo/Agent Smith deal.