Pick Up Lines That Work

1. Samuel Urias says:
   GOLD!
   GOLD!
2. Devon Dangerpants Bennie says:
   weak
   weak
3. Devon Dangerpants Bennie says:
   ok, the first one was kind of funny
   ok, the first one was kind of funny
4. Zak Jones says:
   First one = gold. Everything else is trash.
   First one = gold. Everything else is trash.
5. Jessica Jansen says:
   One might as well read "Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?" that is how horrible these are. No. One. In. Their. Right. Mind... >:|
   One might as well read "Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?" that is how horrible these are. No. One. In. Their. Right. Mind... >:|
6. Micheal Cole says:
   haaaaaaaaaaaa hit like if you don't belive this works or comment if you do.
   haaaaaaaaaaaa hit like if you don't belive this works or comment if you do.
7. Charles George Kucharzak says:
   LMFAO! I wonder who this would work on.... ;D
   LMFAO! I wonder who this would work on.... ;D
8. Mike Cole says:
   hit lioke hit it hit it hit it.
   hit lioke hit it hit it hit it.
9. Jeremiah Montes says:
   wow
   wow
10. Philip B. Inman says:
    just as well as the duke nukem dude
    just as well as the duke nukem dude
11. Divine Martin says:
    ahaa
    ahaa
12. Nathaniel Laundrie says:
    -20 interwebz for killing the joy.
    -20 interwebz for killing the joy.
13. Jeff Buckman says:
    Challenge Accepted
    Challenge Accepted
14. Blu Skye says:
    Best one I ever heard is: "I think I might be Allergic to you." When she says why answer with: "When I get near you my Penis swells up and turns Purple." :p
    Best one I ever heard is: "I think I might be Allergic to you." When she says why answer with: "When I get near you my Penis swells up and turns Purple." :p