This has inspired me to go shove people off of bridges. If I do it enough, I may be able to eliminate the gene that causes a complete lack of common sense and the self-preservation instinct.
Or if I give it enough time, maybe they'll just kill themselves off...
See, we'd get along fine with small government and 3rd world standard work place regulations. Commie ass liberals with their hazard pay and their unwillingness to die a little for their job. I say, if you're not willing to lose at least 1 limb while doing your job, you're just a lazy parasite sucking on the tit of uncle sam.