The Best Animal Pick Up Line

the best Animal Pick Up Line
  1. Thomas Hayes says:
    Now if only ostriches had breasts, this might make some sense. Unless he's talking to a woman, in which case, weird.
    Now if only ostriches had breasts, this might make some sense. Unless he's talking to a woman, in which case, weird.
  2. Gonšalo Nabais says:
    For the last time: ostriches don't fucking bury their heads in the sand! That's a stupid myth!
    For the last time: ostriches don't fucking bury their heads in the sand! That's a stupid myth!
  3. Michael Wolf says:
    Ok Jamie Hyneman..
    Ok Jamie Hyneman..
  4. Matthew Murray says:
    Thomas obviously you havent
    Thomas obviously you havent
  5. Matthew Murray says:
    Not heard but the breasts of a bird make tasty nom*
    Not heard but the breasts of a bird make tasty nom*
  6. Jessica Jansen says:
    Haha! 40 year old virgin!
    Haha! 40 year old virgin!
  7. Kevin Matthewson says:
    so breasts DO feel like a bag of sand...
    so breasts DO feel like a bag of sand...
  8. Josh Humphreys says:
    chicks love when you compare their boobs to sandbags...
    chicks love when you compare their boobs to sandbags...