The Scientific Name for Viagra

the scientific name for viagra
  1. Salvador Perez-Palma via Facebook says:
    In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old-fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
    In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old-fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
  2. Steven Dudics says:
    Close, but try again. Sildenafil Citrate
    Close, but try again. Sildenafil Citrate
  3. Hugh Berglind via Facebook says:
    *sildenafil citrate. True facts.
    *sildenafil citrate. True facts.
  4. Becky King via Facebook says:
    This joke was actually spread through email in 2007. To the people who believe this image without researching it, I feel sorry for your intelligence.
    This joke was actually spread through email in 2007. To the people who believe this image without researching it, I feel sorry for your intelligence.
  5. Jamie L. Bray says:
    Right, Cialis is Mycoxafloppin. Common mistake in today's world, what with all the advertising.
    Right, Cialis is Mycoxafloppin. Common mistake in today's world, what with all the advertising.
  6. Efrain Sanchez says:
    Wrong again. (6R-trans)-6-(1,3-benzodioxol-5-yl)- 2,3,6,7,12,12a-hexahydro-2-methyl-pyrazino [1', 2':1,6] pyrido[3,4-b]indole-1,4-dione or just: Tadalafil
    Wrong again. (6R-trans)-6-(1,3-benzodioxol-5-yl)- 2,3,6,7,12,12a-hexahydro-2-methyl-pyrazino [1', 2':1,6] pyrido[3,4-b]indole-1,4-dione or just: Tadalafil
  7. James Forestieri says:
    I like Mycoxafloppin better, just go with it
    I like Mycoxafloppin better, just go with it
  8. Zachary L Tutlewski says:
    Efrain Sanchez congratulations, you know how to use Wikipedia! :D But in all seriousness, there's more than one way to skin a cat, and there's at least two (that I know of) widely accepted methods for nomenclature of organic compounds. Sildenafil citrate is technically correct, as a common name.
    Efrain Sanchez congratulations, you know how to use Wikipedia! :D But in all seriousness, there's more than one way to skin a cat, and there's at least two (that I know of) widely accepted methods for nomenclature of organic compounds. Sildenafil citrate is technically correct, as a common name.
  9. Eric Mintz says:
    But guys. My cocks a floppin. Why is this such a difficult joke to grasp?
    But guys. My cocks a floppin. Why is this such a difficult joke to grasp?