This is How I Protect My Virginity
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Son, this wasn't what I had in mind when I asked you if you used protectionSon, this wasn't what I had in mind when I asked you if you used protection
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HAHAHHEHEHEEH! jeg tror jeg dør!HAHAHHEHEHEEH! jeg tror jeg dør!
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What if she has a cardboard fetish? Bitches love cardboard <3.What if she has a cardboard fetish? Bitches love cardboard <3.
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Nice work with the protecting...Nice work with the protecting...
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Pedro Rhymenoceros Chavarria .. You betray your ignorance of the teaching of Christ. Why are Christians so ignorant of their own faith? XD Funny nevertheless.Pedro Rhymenoceros Chavarria .. You betray your ignorance of the teaching of Christ. Why are Christians so ignorant of their own faith? XD Funny nevertheless.
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That armour is really working!That armour is really working!
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HAHAHHEHEHEEH! jeg tror jeg dør!HAHAHHEHEHEEH! jeg tror jeg dør!
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LEAVE ME ALONE WHILE I"M CLEANING MY ROOM!LEAVE ME ALONE WHILE I"M CLEANING MY ROOM!
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But he saved the princess! Mind you princess is a brand of vacuum cleaner.But he saved the princess! Mind you princess is a brand of vacuum cleaner.
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He's got a fucking vacuum shield, he obviously gets all the BITCHES. YEAH WOMANZ=BITCHES MOTHERFUCKERS, DEAL WITH IT. WHOOOOOOOOOOO. COME AT ME.He's got a fucking vacuum shield, he obviously gets all the BITCHES. YEAH WOMANZ=BITCHES MOTHERFUCKERS, DEAL WITH IT. WHOOOOOOOOOOO. COME AT ME.
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Dont talk about his girlfriend like that :PDont talk about his girlfriend like that :P
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I wish I had a vacuum :(I wish I had a vacuum :(
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Don't worry.. not even the women will come at you. Your protecting your virginity quite well, too! You two can share techniques. ;)Don't worry.. not even the women will come at you. Your protecting your virginity quite well, too! You two can share techniques. ;)
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I'll have you know that I have a relationship with christ and I'm saving myself for him.I'll have you know that I have a relationship with christ and I'm saving myself for him.
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Pedro Rhymenoceros Chavarria Well.. I'm not sure how the Christians feel about a homosexual relationship but.. to each his own!Pedro Rhymenoceros Chavarria Well.. I'm not sure how the Christians feel about a homosexual relationship but.. to each his own!
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Pedro Rhymenoceros Chavarria Lol you wanna be gay wit Jesus lol. Also I'm sure the christian view finds the following words completely appropriate that you used in 1 post (BITCHES, MOTHERFUCKERS, fucking) and of course the strong note of misogyny you included in your post. You sir give Christians a bad name Just like Westboro Baptist.Pedro Rhymenoceros Chavarria Lol you wanna be gay wit Jesus lol. Also I'm sure the christian view finds the following words completely appropriate that you used in 1 post (BITCHES, MOTHERFUCKERS, fucking) and of course the strong note of misogyny you included in your post. You sir give Christians a bad name Just like Westboro Baptist.
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Jack Russell You're just mad because Jesus loves me better and your going to hell! LOL. Enjoy Satans big red penis.Jack Russell You're just mad because Jesus loves me better and your going to hell! LOL. Enjoy Satans big red penis.
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I will :) You enjoy jesus's cock :)I will :) You enjoy jesus's cock :)
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Jack Zirkus Hosen Russell You dirty!Jack Zirkus Hosen Russell You dirty!
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seems legit 8|.seems legit 8|.
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seems legit 8|.seems legit 8|.
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I understand, just tell me one thing. Where is the vacuum hose going?I understand, just tell me one thing. Where is the vacuum hose going?