The "Real men don't cry" part is bullshit. But yeah, I would totally want a super darkly tanned, steroid user as my hero. It's better than a pale, swoopy haired, emo vampire.
Aaaaand lookie who knows jack-fucking-shit about Rambo!
The entire first movie is ABOUT overcoming this "REEL MEN DUN CRY EVAR" bullshit. It ends with him bawling his eyes out like a little boy and deserving every nano-fucking-second of it.
Fuck you all for failing so hard at Rambo.