Virginity Protection

1. Adam Brachiosaurus Tutkus says:
   Oliver Westmoreland You just need to find yourself a nice, sensitive Swiss Army knife enthusiast.
   Oliver Westmoreland You just need to find yourself a nice, sensitive Swiss Army knife enthusiast.
2. Josh Paredes says:
   if you take off the hat....BOOM HIPSTER!
   if you take off the hat....BOOM HIPSTER!
3. Daryll Berg says:
   leave the hat on ... BOOM HIPSTER! :P
   leave the hat on ... BOOM HIPSTER! :P
4. Eric Mintz says:
   Daryll Berg EVERYBODY GAY!
   Daryll Berg EVERYBODY GAY!
5. Adam Brachiosaurus Tutkus says:
   You, sir, have nothing to worry about.
   You, sir, have nothing to worry about.
6. Kristin Lovesunemployment says:
   Ummm..
   Ummm..
7. Adam Brachiosaurus Tutkus says:
   Epic knife-fight?
   Epic knife-fight?
8. Oliver Westmoreland says:
   Adam Brachiosaurus Tutkus I don't know, getting into a relationship over a swiss army knife seems kinda dangerous. If she turns out to be crazy...
   Adam Brachiosaurus Tutkus I don't know, getting into a relationship over a swiss army knife seems kinda dangerous. If she turns out to be crazy...
9. Adam Brachiosaurus Tutkus says:
   Hmm. I dunno. I feel like a knowledge of European battlefield multi-tools doesn't necessarily preclude the possibility of sexual activity.
   Hmm. I dunno. I feel like a knowledge of European battlefield multi-tools doesn't necessarily preclude the possibility of sexual activity.
10. Oliver Westmoreland says:
    Well, he had a 50/50 chance, and he got it right.
    Well, he had a 50/50 chance, and he got it right.
11. Brandon Williamson says:
    and a virgin with that comment
    and a virgin with that comment
12. Snizzle Dizzle says:
    HAWT!
    HAWT!
13. Tanner Lynn says:
    ahahaha
    ahahaha
14. Oliver Westmoreland says:
    If it's a legit Swiss Army knife, be careful. Those things are sharpened by machines in the factory. I would know, I'm an Eagle Scout.
    If it's a legit Swiss Army knife, be careful. Those things are sharpened by machines in the factory. I would know, I'm an Eagle Scout.
15. Juan Carranza via Facebook says:
    Watch out...narquillos in d haaausss..
    Watch out...narquillos in d haaausss..
16. Aidan McNally via Facebook says:
    A youthful Richard Dunn
    A youthful Richard Dunn
17. Daryll Berg says:
    Eric Mintz KINDA... but not really.
    Eric Mintz KINDA... but not really.
18. Daryll Berg says:
    Eric Mintz KINDA... but not really.
    Eric Mintz KINDA... but not really.
19. Eric Mintz says:
    So yes but no? Yeah. That's not a good answer. Just say yes.
    So yes but no? Yeah. That's not a good answer. Just say yes.
20. Daryll Berg says:
    Think of it as Sarcasm. l
    Think of it as Sarcasm. l
21. Eric Mintz says:
    I too. I too.Also, sarcasm isn't a proper noun. =P
    I too. I too.Also, sarcasm isn't a proper noun. =P