We Would Be Screwed!
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this is why long range rifles are important in a zombie apocalypse. The thing is finding a place that is tall enough you can see them coming.this is why long range rifles are important in a zombie apocalypse. The thing is finding a place that is tall enough you can see them coming.
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^Then comes the problem of getting enough food and water up there^Then comes the problem of getting enough food and water up there
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whoops *I didn't.whoops *I didn't.
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Kenyans are faster I hear.Kenyans are faster I hear.
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Luckily, zombies don't like water too much.../safe.Luckily, zombies don't like water too much.../safe.
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holy shit! I plan for that! Dammit! Gotta rework everything damn thing now...holy shit! I plan for that! Dammit! Gotta rework everything damn thing now...
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Jamaican zombies shall haunt my dreams henceforth. ~shudder~Jamaican zombies shall haunt my dreams henceforth. ~shudder~
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... I never thought about that. Now I'll have Cool Runnings nightmares. And I LOVE that movie.... I never thought about that. Now I'll have Cool Runnings nightmares. And I LOVE that movie.
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We only have to worry about the ones in the states, the rest are stuck over there. Don't change your plans too much! Zombie plans take forever to rework :( LolWe only have to worry about the ones in the states, the rest are stuck over there. Don't change your plans too much! Zombie plans take forever to rework :( Lol
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Nah, Kenyans just have a lot of endurance. You can outrun a Kenyan zombie in a sprint, so long as you get somewhere safe before you get tired.Nah, Kenyans just have a lot of endurance. You can outrun a Kenyan zombie in a sprint, so long as you get somewhere safe before you get tired.
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Not if they qwop their way towards you!Not if they qwop their way towards you!
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ur thinking of the wicked witch of the west... or the zombies from zombies ate my neighbors game where u can kill a zombie with a squirt gunur thinking of the wicked witch of the west... or the zombies from zombies ate my neighbors game where u can kill a zombie with a squirt gun
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Nick Heilmann If it was that easy to outrun a Kenyan, then there's no way in hell that they would be able to compete in the Olympics. Roger's right, they actually are the fastest mofo's in the world.Nick Heilmann If it was that easy to outrun a Kenyan, then there's no way in hell that they would be able to compete in the Olympics. Roger's right, they actually are the fastest mofo's in the world.
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Abid Ali - Look at the record books, Kenya never wins in the sprints, they're always in the distance runs. A lot of them don't have vehicles, so they walk or run long distances, which is why they have so much endurance. They have no reason to sprint where they're going, which is why they're not sprinters.Abid Ali - Look at the record books, Kenya never wins in the sprints, they're always in the distance runs. A lot of them don't have vehicles, so they walk or run long distances, which is why they have so much endurance. They have no reason to sprint where they're going, which is why they're not sprinters.
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Nick Heilmann Well, if you see a black zombie that looks like it has a well physique and you're white, just run, unless you have an impressive arsenal of weapons.Nick Heilmann Well, if you see a black zombie that looks like it has a well physique and you're white, just run, unless you have an impressive arsenal of weapons.
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Abid Ali - Better yet, if you're white, you should probably just make sure you keep an arsenal of weapons - running's not much of an option for you.Abid Ali - Better yet, if you're white, you should probably just make sure you keep an arsenal of weapons - running's not much of an option for you.
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I just died LOOLI just died LOOL
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I'd be more frightened of Ronny Coleman being a zombie.I'd be more frightened of Ronny Coleman being a zombie.
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I'd be more frightened of Ronny Coleman being a zombie.I'd be more frightened of Ronny Coleman being a zombie.
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zombies are decomposing bodies brought back to life.... muscle deterioration would get rid of them faster ones unless we are talkin left 4 dead rules then yeah we fucked.zombies are decomposing bodies brought back to life.... muscle deterioration would get rid of them faster ones unless we are talkin left 4 dead rules then yeah we fucked.
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zombies are decomposing bodies brought back to life.... muscle deterioration would get rid of them faster ones unless we are talkin left 4 dead rules then yeah we fucked.zombies are decomposing bodies brought back to life.... muscle deterioration would get rid of them faster ones unless we are talkin left 4 dead rules then yeah we fucked.
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They might be ripped apart by strong ocean currents or sea creatures that eat dead crap in the ocean. :-) Then we'd have to worry about zombie fish! (If we venture into the ocean..)They might be ripped apart by strong ocean currents or sea creatures that eat dead crap in the ocean. :-) Then we'd have to worry about zombie fish! (If we venture into the ocean..)
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*goes to store and buys a .22 handgun with a brick of 500, done**goes to store and buys a .22 handgun with a brick of 500, done*
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and/or a carand/or a car