We Would Be Screwed!

we would be screwed!
  1. Adam Clark Dent via Facebook says:
    this is why long range rifles are important in a zombie apocalypse. The thing is finding a place that is tall enough you can see them coming.
    this is why long range rifles are important in a zombie apocalypse. The thing is finding a place that is tall enough you can see them coming.
  2. Ricky Cheung via Facebook says:
    ^Then comes the problem of getting enough food and water up there
    ^Then comes the problem of getting enough food and water up there
  3. Nikkita Spidle says:
    whoops *I didn't.
    whoops *I didn't.
  4. Roger Sarvis says:
    Kenyans are faster I hear.
    Kenyans are faster I hear.
  5. Snizzle Dizzle says:
    Luckily, zombies don't like water too much.../safe.
    Luckily, zombies don't like water too much.../safe.
  6. Nikkita Spidle says:
    holy shit! I plan for that! Dammit! Gotta rework everything damn thing now...
    holy shit! I plan for that! Dammit! Gotta rework everything damn thing now...
  7. Devon Dangerpants Bennie says:
    Jamaican zombies shall haunt my dreams henceforth. ~shudder~
    Jamaican zombies shall haunt my dreams henceforth. ~shudder~
  8. Anna Millay says:
    ... I never thought about that. Now I'll have Cool Runnings nightmares. And I LOVE that movie.
    ... I never thought about that. Now I'll have Cool Runnings nightmares. And I LOVE that movie.
  9. Christopher Francis says:
    We only have to worry about the ones in the states, the rest are stuck over there. Don't change your plans too much! Zombie plans take forever to rework :( Lol
    We only have to worry about the ones in the states, the rest are stuck over there. Don't change your plans too much! Zombie plans take forever to rework :( Lol
  10. Nick Heilmann says:
    Nah, Kenyans just have a lot of endurance. You can outrun a Kenyan zombie in a sprint, so long as you get somewhere safe before you get tired.
    Nah, Kenyans just have a lot of endurance. You can outrun a Kenyan zombie in a sprint, so long as you get somewhere safe before you get tired.
  11. Víńcént Váléntíńé says:
    Not if they qwop their way towards you!
    Not if they qwop their way towards you!
  12. Mariano Bigdaddy Warbucks says:
    ur thinking of the wicked witch of the west... or the zombies from zombies ate my neighbors game where u can kill a zombie with a squirt gun
    ur thinking of the wicked witch of the west... or the zombies from zombies ate my neighbors game where u can kill a zombie with a squirt gun
  13. Abid Ali says:
    Nick Heilmann If it was that easy to outrun a Kenyan, then there's no way in hell that they would be able to compete in the Olympics. Roger's right, they actually are the fastest mofo's in the world.
    Nick Heilmann If it was that easy to outrun a Kenyan, then there's no way in hell that they would be able to compete in the Olympics. Roger's right, they actually are the fastest mofo's in the world.
  14. Nick Heilmann says:
    Abid Ali - Look at the record books, Kenya never wins in the sprints, they're always in the distance runs. A lot of them don't have vehicles, so they walk or run long distances, which is why they have so much endurance. They have no reason to sprint where they're going, which is why they're not sprinters.
    Abid Ali - Look at the record books, Kenya never wins in the sprints, they're always in the distance runs. A lot of them don't have vehicles, so they walk or run long distances, which is why they have so much endurance. They have no reason to sprint where they're going, which is why they're not sprinters.
  15. Abid Ali says:
    Nick Heilmann Well, if you see a black zombie that looks like it has a well physique and you're white, just run, unless you have an impressive arsenal of weapons.
    Nick Heilmann Well, if you see a black zombie that looks like it has a well physique and you're white, just run, unless you have an impressive arsenal of weapons.
  16. Nick Heilmann says:
    Abid Ali - Better yet, if you're white, you should probably just make sure you keep an arsenal of weapons - running's not much of an option for you.
    Abid Ali - Better yet, if you're white, you should probably just make sure you keep an arsenal of weapons - running's not much of an option for you.
  17. Piero Babilon says:
    I just died LOOL
    I just died LOOL
  18. Steven Porretta says:
    I'd be more frightened of Ronny Coleman being a zombie.
    I'd be more frightened of Ronny Coleman being a zombie.
  19. Steven Porretta says:
    I'd be more frightened of Ronny Coleman being a zombie.
    I'd be more frightened of Ronny Coleman being a zombie.
  20. Mariano Bigdaddy Warbucks says:
    zombies are decomposing bodies brought back to life.... muscle deterioration would get rid of them faster ones unless we are talkin left 4 dead rules then yeah we fucked.
    zombies are decomposing bodies brought back to life.... muscle deterioration would get rid of them faster ones unless we are talkin left 4 dead rules then yeah we fucked.
  21. Mariano Bigdaddy Warbucks says:
    zombies are decomposing bodies brought back to life.... muscle deterioration would get rid of them faster ones unless we are talkin left 4 dead rules then yeah we fucked.
    zombies are decomposing bodies brought back to life.... muscle deterioration would get rid of them faster ones unless we are talkin left 4 dead rules then yeah we fucked.
  22. Nicolas Gardner says:
    They might be ripped apart by strong ocean currents or sea creatures that eat dead crap in the ocean. :-) Then we'd have to worry about zombie fish! (If we venture into the ocean..)
    They might be ripped apart by strong ocean currents or sea creatures that eat dead crap in the ocean. :-) Then we'd have to worry about zombie fish! (If we venture into the ocean..)
  23. Nathaniel Laundrie says:
    *goes to store and buys a .22 handgun with a brick of 500, done*
    *goes to store and buys a .22 handgun with a brick of 500, done*
  24. Nathaniel Laundrie says:
    and/or a car
    and/or a car