Being from the south, I can tell you a real southern Fairy Tale... Lemme just say it starts with alcohol and ends with someone wither getting laid, getting thrown in prison, or someone fucking up a hunting trip by mis-firing.
Actually, I believe the northern version starts something like "hey yous guys, my voice makes yous want to kill puppies."
And the southern one is something like "girls from other regions of the country actually will sleep with me because of how I talk."
Advantage, south.