Incidentally I was looking up MTV2 bumps from 2000 the other day, trying to find that one with the Indian kid marching across town with some wacky chant-y song playing. Didn't find it but I did come to terms with how old I'm getting.
The "M" stands for: Makes me want to kill myself every time a new season of "Teen Mom" debuts. Teen mom? Yeah right. More like, "Teenage Sluts & their failure parents" that goes for the boys & girls on the show. Whatever happened to abstaining? Good parenting.