Who Would You Choose?

who would you choose?
  1. John Russell says:
    I think he would be "unstupiding" the internet. I will miss teh stupidz :(
    I think he would be "unstupiding" the internet. I will miss teh stupidz :(
  2. Zach Evans says:
    Definitely the SOPA asshole. Think of our kids, man. I could always just turn the radio or blow up the theater, but I can't un-stupid the internet after that jackass has his way.
    Definitely the SOPA asshole. Think of our kids, man. I could always just turn the radio or blow up the theater, but I can't un-stupid the internet after that jackass has his way.
  3. Eric Mintz says:
    Make them stand in a line, shoot from one side. 1 shot 3 kills?
    Make them stand in a line, shoot from one side. 1 shot 3 kills?
  4. Francis Brooke says:
    Fucking SOPA dude..I can turn off radio on bieber or change channel on Edward.
    Fucking SOPA dude..I can turn off radio on bieber or change channel on Edward.
  5. Alexander Carey via Facebook says:
    i can live with beiber and twilight. hint hint nudge nudge.
    i can live with beiber and twilight. hint hint nudge nudge.
  6. Christopher David Pentecost via Facebook says:
    Bieber
    Bieber
  7. Blytz MrHostility Blazen via Facebook says:
    kill the hardest one to kill with the bullet and then beat the other 2 to death duh
    kill the hardest one to kill with the bullet and then beat the other 2 to death duh
  8. Barry Tatum via Facebook says:
    It's no choice. The one who can do the most damage to people. Far left.
    It's no choice. The one who can do the most damage to people. Far left.
  9. Phoebe Pike says:
    Shoot Liam, beat Beiber with the gun and then ripped out Edward's heart with my bare hands. Problem solved.
    Shoot Liam, beat Beiber with the gun and then ripped out Edward's heart with my bare hands. Problem solved.
  10. Tarna Omega via Facebook says:
    we Can Live For One More Movie Not Another Song
    we Can Live For One More Movie Not Another Song
  11. Tierra Willow Rideout says:
    politicians always put themselves first, so heres another chance...
    politicians always put themselves first, so heres another chance...
  12. John Russell says:
    He's a vampire not a werewolf. LRN2 Vampire Lore
    He's a vampire not a werewolf. LRN2 Vampire Lore
  13. Colton Mead says:
    faggot, lrn2shoot and it doesnt matter either way
    faggot, lrn2shoot and it doesnt matter either way
  14. Dillan White says:
    John Russell silver worked in blade. :) lol
    John Russell silver worked in blade. :) lol
  15. Jared Autrey says:
    If it's a silver bullet, edward.. Then beat the crap out of the other two with the butt of the pistol.
    If it's a silver bullet, edward.. Then beat the crap out of the other two with the butt of the pistol.
  16. Jared Autrey says:
    John Russell Traditionally a silver bullet is the only bullet to kill witches, vampires, and werewolves
    John Russell Traditionally a silver bullet is the only bullet to kill witches, vampires, and werewolves
  17. Pauline Barraza says:
    I would just shoot myself.
    I would just shoot myself.
  18. Pat Ormsby says:
    SOPA dude
    SOPA dude
  19. Thomas Hill says:
    Kill yourself, that way you don't have to deal with any of them.
    Kill yourself, that way you don't have to deal with any of them.
  20. Phoebe Pike says:
    Shoot Liam, beat Beiber with the gun and then ripped out Edward's heart with my bare hands. Problem solved.
    Shoot Liam, beat Beiber with the gun and then ripped out Edward's heart with my bare hands. Problem solved.
  21. Andrew Cohen says:
    Let's think this through logically: Edward is a fictional character. As such, we can kill him with fictional means. After the last movie comes out, we're done with him and there's nothing more to worry about. The SOPA Director is a politician. Politicians survive on support from the public. If the public hates his ideas, he won't be reelected and he won't be able to push SOPA at all any more. Beiber, however, is a (somehow) popular celebrity. You can't petition him to stop. So long as he's popular he'll keep going. You shoot him, he can't be popular any more. Problem solved.
    Let's think this through logically: Edward is a fictional character. As such, we can kill him with fictional means. After the last movie comes out, we're done with him and there's nothing more to worry about. The SOPA Director is a politician. Politicians survive on support from the public. If the public hates his ideas, he won't be reelected and he won't be able to push SOPA at all any more. Beiber, however, is a (somehow) popular celebrity. You can't petition him to stop. So long as he's popular he'll keep going. You shoot him, he can't be popular any more. Problem solved.
  22. Alex Christian Lovendahl says:
    Bieber is totally fine and not worth killing. I've never been FORCED to listen to Justin Bieber, so let him do what he wants. The SOPA Director came out against SOPA the week of the blackouts, too. That really just leaves Edward...assuming we don't actually mean the actor, yeah, all right.
    Bieber is totally fine and not worth killing. I've never been FORCED to listen to Justin Bieber, so let him do what he wants. The SOPA Director came out against SOPA the week of the blackouts, too. That really just leaves Edward...assuming we don't actually mean the actor, yeah, all right.
  23. Gordon Robert Speirs says:
    Would shoot Lamar Smith easily. Bieber I can put up with as for sparkles, well.. the internet needs *something* to hate.
    Would shoot Lamar Smith easily. Bieber I can put up with as for sparkles, well.. the internet needs *something* to hate.
  24. Dillan White says:
    I'd wait, edward would kill the first two because I have the gun. then I just hope its some magic, vampire killing bullet...
    I'd wait, edward would kill the first two because I have the gun. then I just hope its some magic, vampire killing bullet...
  25. Tierra Rideout says:
    politicians always put themselves first, so heres another chance...
    politicians always put themselves first, so heres another chance...
  26. Sam Coleman says:
    half to go with twilight the other 2...blunt objects would do!
    half to go with twilight the other 2...blunt objects would do!
  27. Janni BullyKiller Kongsted says:
    Non it whould be under my standart. I don't like Justins music, big deal i just find something i like. I hate Twillight, big deal i just whatch something els. I don't know who the first guy is.
    Non it whould be under my standart. I don't like Justins music, big deal i just find something i like. I hate Twillight, big deal i just whatch something els. I don't know who the first guy is.
  28. Christian Cantilado Hermosilla says:
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    hahhhhahahh LOOLOLOLOL
  29. Mariano Bigdaddy Warbucks says:
    wait for them to line up in my sights and go for a three headshot kill.
    wait for them to line up in my sights and go for a three headshot kill.
  30. Malcolm Hetherington says:
    Who says you need a gun to kill all three? The rules of vampire slaying don't count for edward since they defy all vampire logic. SO don't need a silver bullet. Just sayin.
    Who says you need a gun to kill all three? The rules of vampire slaying don't count for edward since they defy all vampire logic. SO don't need a silver bullet. Just sayin.
  31. Víńcént Váléntíńé says:
    How about pick up the gun, line the mother fuckers up in a straight line and shoot them all? Trust me, the bullet will go through all three of their heads, as there is nothing to stop or slow down the bullet up there.
    How about pick up the gun, line the mother fuckers up in a straight line and shoot them all? Trust me, the bullet will go through all three of their heads, as there is nothing to stop or slow down the bullet up there.
  32. Gerardo Muro says:
    put them all in a line, kill them all in one shot.
    put them all in a line, kill them all in one shot.
  33. Majed Tarabein says:
    if they could stand one by one so I could shoot them all in one shoot.
    if they could stand one by one so I could shoot them all in one shoot.
  34. Majed Tarabein says:
    if they could stand one by one so I could shoot them all in one shoot.
    if they could stand one by one so I could shoot them all in one shoot.
  35. Steven Porretta says:
    here is an idea......... does anybody remember bangkok dangerous? place them side by side making sure their heads are touching. 3 birds, 1 stone. jus sayeeen
    here is an idea......... does anybody remember bangkok dangerous? place them side by side making sure their heads are touching. 3 birds, 1 stone. jus sayeeen
  36. Arturo Montalvo says:
    Line them up and hopefully the bullet goes through all 3 of their heads =\.
    Line them up and hopefully the bullet goes through all 3 of their heads =\.
  37. Justin T. Noonan says:
    Line them up, that bullet can go through at least 3 skulls.
    Line them up, that bullet can go through at least 3 skulls.
  38. Nola Jordan says:
    I'd say Bieber, simply because the rest of you fine internet people would rip Lamar to shreds FOR me :D
    I'd say Bieber, simply because the rest of you fine internet people would rip Lamar to shreds FOR me :D
  39. Logan James says:
    I.. I... DANIEL RADCLIFF!
    I.. I... DANIEL RADCLIFF!
  40. Logan James says:
    I.. I... DANIEL RADCLIFF!
    I.. I... DANIEL RADCLIFF!
  41. Ramon Ah Bua Bwa says:
    Angelina Jolie killed 12 people with one bullet in Wanted, this should be easy.
    Angelina Jolie killed 12 people with one bullet in Wanted, this should be easy.
  42. Ramon Ah Bua Bwa says:
    Angelina Jolie killed 12 people with one bullet in Wanted, this should be easy.
    Angelina Jolie killed 12 people with one bullet in Wanted, this should be easy.
  43. Thomas Steinmann says:
    who wouldnt?
    who wouldnt?
  44. Kain Rost says:
    it is time to test if the bullet can go through tree heads
    it is time to test if the bullet can go through tree heads
  45. Nathaniel Laundrie says:
    You can kill people with a gun that has no bullets. Blunt force trauma to the head. (or get a knife.hand.spoon,fork,spork,cork,glass,any object in existance)
    You can kill people with a gun that has no bullets. Blunt force trauma to the head. (or get a knife.hand.spoon,fork,spork,cork,glass,any object in existance)
  46. Nathaniel Laundrie says:
    Blunt force trauma with a cotton ball sounds fun.
    Blunt force trauma with a cotton ball sounds fun.
  47. Nathaniel Laundrie says:
    You have to crack one of their skulls with a cotton ball.
    You have to crack one of their skulls with a cotton ball.
  48. Nathaniel Laundrie says:
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    http://t.qkme.me/35r0wk.jpg
  49. Peyton Medler says:
    http://www.lolwut.com/layout/lolwut.jpg
    http://www.lolwut.com/layout/lolwut.jpg
  50. Matt Bunch says:
    I would line them up and try to shoot all three at the same time
    I would line them up and try to shoot all three at the same time
  51. Peyton Medler says:
    yes yes we know, triple trivecta or some shit
    yes yes we know, triple trivecta or some shit
  52. Sire Ptothea says:
    Or I would just line them up, shoot strait in the middle of the throat, and hope that the sopa guy will still be alive at the end so you can finish him bare handed
    Or I would just line them up, shoot strait in the middle of the throat, and hope that the sopa guy will still be alive at the end so you can finish him bare handed
  53. Joshua Halvorsen says:
    Ever heard of the term "kill 2 birds with one stone". Yeah? Replace 2 with 3 and stone with bullet.
    Ever heard of the term "kill 2 birds with one stone". Yeah? Replace 2 with 3 and stone with bullet.
  54. Berend Jobse says:
    threathen them and make them kill each other, the one who survies gets the bullet ^^.
    threathen them and make them kill each other, the one who survies gets the bullet ^^.