Who Would You Sponsor?

Who Would You Sponsor?
  1. Todd Armstrong says:
    Batman, Hawkeye, and Alice would all out-do Rambo.. Rambo is a BAMF.. but yeah.. He doesn't exactly have 'super powers.' (Neither does Batman, but he's Batman.)
    Batman, Hawkeye, and Alice would all out-do Rambo.. Rambo is a BAMF.. but yeah.. He doesn't exactly have 'super powers.' (Neither does Batman, but he's Batman.)
  2. Jacob Hald says:
    ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED! IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE!
    ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED! IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE!
  3. Josh Perkins says:
    This joke is actually completely lost on me.
    This joke is actually completely lost on me.
  4. GM Tanim says:
    sean bean will die...
    sean bean will die...
  5. Mikhail Simpson says:
    nah, rambo
    nah, rambo
  6. Jeffrey Scalzo says:
    Sean Bean might as well step on the mine right outside the entrance podium...he has a 1 in 1000 chance in surviving a regular movie...way everyone sees it is that they had a 1 in 23(not 24) chance the moment Sean Bean's name got reaped.
    Sean Bean might as well step on the mine right outside the entrance podium...he has a 1 in 1000 chance in surviving a regular movie...way everyone sees it is that they had a 1 in 23(not 24) chance the moment Sean Bean's name got reaped.
  7. Devon Dangerpants Bennie says:
    Ripley, all the way!
    Ripley, all the way!
  8. Mikhail Simpson says:
    with rambo involved, how is it even a competition?
    with rambo involved, how is it even a competition?
  9. Jacob Hald says:
    Haha, have anyone ever seen bear grylls die? :P Hes just going to hide in a dinosaur and drink his own piss till everyone else is dead.
    Haha, have anyone ever seen bear grylls die? :P Hes just going to hide in a dinosaur and drink his own piss till everyone else is dead.
  10. Riley North says:
    Ripley's got dis shit.
    Ripley's got dis shit.
  11. Richard York Seely II says:
    Cannot cope; off to Rivendell.
    Cannot cope; off to Rivendell.
  12. Tiago Parreira Guerreiro says:
    You missed chuck norris...
    You missed chuck norris...
  13. Patrick Carrigan says:
    where is Hermoine?
    where is Hermoine?
  14. Vivian L Carrigan-Jankauskis says:
    She is a character in Harry Potter.
    She is a character in Harry Potter.
  15. Jared Thomason says:
    my mind... just esploded
    my mind... just esploded
  16. Dylan Cantwell says:
    Batman would win. Hell, he might bring the entire establishment down as well, save everyone. He's the goddamn Batman.
    Batman would win. Hell, he might bring the entire establishment down as well, save everyone. He's the goddamn Batman.
  17. Jerome Clark via Facebook says:
    Alice from Resident Evil or Hit Hit Girl
    Alice from Resident Evil or Hit Hit Girl
  18. Andrew Clegg says:
    the only real competition I saw was rambo or batman.
    the only real competition I saw was rambo or batman.
  19. Jeremy Wiggins says:
    The book was better.
    The book was better.
  20. Midi Mike says:
    That would be fair at all.
    That would be fair at all.
  21. Patrick Carrigan says:
    i didn't say 'who is Hermoine?' i said where.
    i didn't say 'who is Hermoine?' i said where.
  22. Steven Depriest says:
    this is the hunger games everyone starts out with the same stuff, meaning batman hawkeye and alice would start with no weapons or armor. the only person there that could beat rambo in a fist fight is black widow.
    this is the hunger games everyone starts out with the same stuff, meaning batman hawkeye and alice would start with no weapons or armor. the only person there that could beat rambo in a fist fight is black widow.
  23. Mikhail Simpson says:
    unlike the rest of them, rambo starts off as a weapon
    unlike the rest of them, rambo starts off as a weapon
  24. Andrew Conemac says:
    King Leonidas would smite them all down/.
    King Leonidas would smite them all down/.
  25. Michael Brumley says:
    nope rambo would totally win
    nope rambo would totally win
  26. Mark Young says:
    there are no guns in the hunger games so there goes 3 of them right of the bat especially sarah connor and lara croft, it would probably go down to hawkeye(because there are bows in a majority of them and he still is an assassin), Black Widow, and Batman, and black widow can kill hawkeye with seduction and probably batman too, or just play both of them into fighting each other... either way black widow wins.
    there are no guns in the hunger games so there goes 3 of them right of the bat especially sarah connor and lara croft, it would probably go down to hawkeye(because there are bows in a majority of them and he still is an assassin), Black Widow, and Batman, and black widow can kill hawkeye with seduction and probably batman too, or just play both of them into fighting each other... either way black widow wins.
  27. Mark Young says:
    oh yea, everyone gets the same attire so bruce wayne dies
    oh yea, everyone gets the same attire so bruce wayne dies
  28. Andrew Conemac says:
    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. I'd bet on ripley before Rambo. Or bear grylls
    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. I'd bet on ripley before Rambo. Or bear grylls
  29. Michael Brumley says:
    not if rambo teamed up w/ chick from resident evil and hawkeye
    not if rambo teamed up w/ chick from resident evil and hawkeye
  30. Aaron Stillerman says:
    Where the hell is Chuck Norris?
    Where the hell is Chuck Norris?
  31. Vivian L Carrigan-Jankauskis says:
    2 of your friends liked my answer :P
    2 of your friends liked my answer :P
  32. Thomas VanBlarcom says:
    Are you guys kidding? Achilles has super human strength, reflexes, is the greatest warrior of all time, a demi-god, who cannot be killed or harmed but for his heel. Rambo wouldn't stand much of a chance, nor any of the rest of them :)
    Are you guys kidding? Achilles has super human strength, reflexes, is the greatest warrior of all time, a demi-god, who cannot be killed or harmed but for his heel. Rambo wouldn't stand much of a chance, nor any of the rest of them :)
  33. Thomas VanBlarcom says:
    Right at the bottom of the 'has been' list.
    Right at the bottom of the 'has been' list.
  34. Jesse Herban says:
    holyshit lol to many LOTRs needs more diversity.
    holyshit lol to many LOTRs needs more diversity.
  35. Kristen Lewis says:
    Then the hunger games would be the perfect chance to kill him off, yes?
    Then the hunger games would be the perfect chance to kill him off, yes?
  36. Aaron Niemi says:
    where's chuck norris?
    where's chuck norris?
  37. Patrick Carrigan says:
    the world is full of people who don't pay attention. mostly left handers probably.
    the world is full of people who don't pay attention. mostly left handers probably.
  38. Martial Habimana says:
    Make that fucking film!
    Make that fucking film!
  39. Matthew Murray says:
    bear grylls eats bats on a daily basis. he won already.
    bear grylls eats bats on a daily basis. he won already.
  40. Reinaldo Andrés Espinal Soto says:
    Batman and Hitgirl...
    Batman and Hitgirl...
  41. Josh Humphreys says:
    hawkeye would be the first to die, and conan and batman would duke it out in the final round.
    hawkeye would be the first to die, and conan and batman would duke it out in the final round.
  42. Mikhail Simpson says:
    no
    no
  43. Luke Pearce says:
    Kill Bill.. All the way.. She killed the whole of the crazy 88, plus was taught by Pai Mei. :D
    Kill Bill.. All the way.. She killed the whole of the crazy 88, plus was taught by Pai Mei. :D
  44. Nelson Socias says:
    batman is useless as fuck. Any motherfucker could use a belt full of clown shit and be the "night knight"
    batman is useless as fuck. Any motherfucker could use a belt full of clown shit and be the "night knight"
  45. Dylan Cantwell says:
    Just shows how much you know about Batman.
    Just shows how much you know about Batman.
  46. Stefan Lundqvist says:
    Bear Grylls would kill and eat them all.
    Bear Grylls would kill and eat them all.
  47. Chris Mattingly says:
    batman cannot kill alice
    batman cannot kill alice
  48. Alexander Sergejev says:
    batman would lose. He would keep punching them out, then leaving them to regain Consciousness until the others inevitably got smart enough or lucky enough to kill him.
    batman would lose. He would keep punching them out, then leaving them to regain Consciousness until the others inevitably got smart enough or lucky enough to kill him.
  49. Alex Kim says:
    alice throws a stone with her powers to achilles' heel. he dies.
    alice throws a stone with her powers to achilles' heel. he dies.
  50. Nelson Socias says:
    Alice from Resident Evil have mind powers. Rambo and Batman are the biggest lie of the movie history.
    Alice from Resident Evil have mind powers. Rambo and Batman are the biggest lie of the movie history.
  51. Nelson Socias says:
    If I had to bet, I bet that riddick its better.
    If I had to bet, I bet that riddick its better.
  52. Carlos Barahona says:
    Alice is the only one with superpowers. Plus she's got clones. Winner.
    Alice is the only one with superpowers. Plus she's got clones. Winner.
  53. Carlos Barahona says:
    Alice is the only one with superpowers. Plus she's got clones. Winner.
    Alice is the only one with superpowers. Plus she's got clones. Winner.
  54. Aleisha Bryeans says:
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  55. Nathaniel Laundrie says:
    or until he found Rambo who shot him in the chest with an explosive arrow. Or Hawkeye for that matter.
    or until he found Rambo who shot him in the chest with an explosive arrow. Or Hawkeye for that matter.
  56. Real Lovatic says:
    Hahah awesome :D
    Hahah awesome :D
  57. Amrit Rai says:
    I don't think anyone would survive except bear grills. Just sayin.......
    I don't think anyone would survive except bear grills. Just sayin.......
  58. Gustavo Ramos says:
    I'd watch the SHIT out of this... Seriously, can someone make this happen? LOL I think Alice would win anyway...
    I'd watch the SHIT out of this... Seriously, can someone make this happen? LOL I think Alice would win anyway...
  59. Dean William Parmenter says:
    my moneys on rambo. strength of conan. survival of gryls. good with bow like hawkeye. willing to kill the female gender.
    my moneys on rambo. strength of conan. survival of gryls. good with bow like hawkeye. willing to kill the female gender.
  60. Nicole Wiz says:
    Batman would just get in his jet and go do something productive.
    Batman would just get in his jet and go do something productive.
  61. Javier Casanova says:
    The GODDAMNED Batman!
    The GODDAMNED Batman!
  62. Jeffery LeDrew says:
    I have a boner now.
    I have a boner now.
  63. Minhazul Islam says:
    Oh shit...
    Oh shit...