Why I Won't Be in the Military

1. Mitchell Mamvura Stephens says:
   WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION PVT PYLE?
   WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION PVT PYLE?
2. Catalin Oltean says:
   SV-98:X
   SV-98:X
3. Malcolm Pritchard says:
   the enemy can shoot him in the butt.
   the enemy can shoot him in the butt.
4. Robert Poe says:
   Team Work:)
   Team Work:)
5. Roger Parent says:
   So one guy moons the enemy while the other shoots them. Talk about adding insult to injury.
   So one guy moons the enemy while the other shoots them. Talk about adding insult to injury.
6. Cassandra Strain says:
   Er... meat shield? O.o
   Er... meat shield? O.o
7. Jessica Bryers says:
   Military snuggle tactics.
   Military snuggle tactics.
8. Daniel Salmons says:
   HOLY DOG SHIT! TEXAS?! ONLY STEERS AND QUEERS COME FROM TEXAS, PRIVATE COWBOY, AND YOU DONT MUCH LOOK LIKE A STEER SO THAT NARROWS IT DOWN!!
   HOLY DOG SHIT! TEXAS?! ONLY STEERS AND QUEERS COME FROM TEXAS, PRIVATE COWBOY, AND YOU DONT MUCH LOOK LIKE A STEER SO THAT NARROWS IT DOWN!!
9. Daniel Salmons says:
   Lol, the look on the bottoms dudes face screams "oh god please don't let him get a boner.."
   Lol, the look on the bottoms dudes face screams "oh god please don't let him get a boner.."
10. Matthew Murray says:
    Ass-powered rifle. nuff said
    Ass-powered rifle. nuff said
11. Ciara Taylor says:
    what type of gun are you using? AK-69
    what type of gun are you using? AK-69