?? I've tried reading it over and over, with different inflections and everything. My brain keeps wanting to insert the word "read" in between "should" and "small".
If it's trying to appear as an incentive to follow the same instructions as the miscreant in the report.....I still don't get it. It's like asking to get a hammer upside the head from your pissed off wife.
Sam, your idea is logical. Except that this appears to be from a small town newspaper. I've seen these reports before - but never in any major rags. But maybe the person who posted it didn't - in which case your explanation resonates. (Or he left a word out. My money is on "too excited to post"). :)
P.S. It's something I've done too many times as well. Typically: after I've had a few drinks and have posted to an unforgiving site which doesn't allow editing.