Why You Should Small Town Newspaper Police Reports

Why you should Small Town Newspaper Police Reports
  1. Jill Hatzioannou says:
    I wish they had spell check for stupid.
    I wish they had spell check for stupid.
  2. Kelly Sevenfoldism Castro Rodriguez says:
    AHAHAHA hilarious as f*ck xD.
    AHAHAHA hilarious as f*ck xD.
  3. Ricky Crummett says:
    Well.....this is interesting.....I didn't know they had vibrators in Pokemon.......
    Well.....this is interesting.....I didn't know they had vibrators in Pokemon.......
  4. Wolf Ecrivain says:
    Something a little wrong with the title....
    Something a little wrong with the title....
  5. Sam Blunt says:
    Haha... if ya keep reading it it actually makes sense. (I love it it sentences! LOL =)
    Haha... if ya keep reading it it actually makes sense. (I love it it sentences! LOL =)
  6. Wolf Ecrivain says:
    ?? I've tried reading it over and over, with different inflections and everything. My brain keeps wanting to insert the word "read" in between "should" and "small".
    ?? I've tried reading it over and over, with different inflections and everything. My brain keeps wanting to insert the word "read" in between "should" and "small".
  7. Wolf Ecrivain says:
    If it's trying to appear as an incentive to follow the same instructions as the miscreant in the report.....I still don't get it. It's like asking to get a hammer upside the head from your pissed off wife.
    If it's trying to appear as an incentive to follow the same instructions as the miscreant in the report.....I still don't get it. It's like asking to get a hammer upside the head from your pissed off wife.
  8. Sam Blunt says:
    Why You Should 'Small Town Newspaper' Police Reports. Did that help? I would have written it differently though too.
    Why You Should 'Small Town Newspaper' Police Reports. Did that help? I would have written it differently though too.
  9. Ileene Pickett says:
    oh man that bastard...
    oh man that bastard...
  10. Wolf Ecrivain says:
    Sam, your idea is logical. Except that this appears to be from a small town newspaper. I've seen these reports before - but never in any major rags. But maybe the person who posted it didn't - in which case your explanation resonates. (Or he left a word out. My money is on "too excited to post"). :)
    Sam, your idea is logical. Except that this appears to be from a small town newspaper. I've seen these reports before - but never in any major rags. But maybe the person who posted it didn't - in which case your explanation resonates. (Or he left a word out. My money is on "too excited to post"). :)
  11. Wolf Ecrivain says:
    P.S. It's something I've done too many times as well. Typically: after I've had a few drinks and have posted to an unforgiving site which doesn't allow editing.
    P.S. It's something I've done too many times as well. Typically: after I've had a few drinks and have posted to an unforgiving site which doesn't allow editing.
  12. Alexander Sergejev says:
    It's my guess that they just left out the word "read."
    It's my guess that they just left out the word "read."