Would This Work?

would this work?
  1. Phoebe Pike says:
    Not if he downs the whole thing, then it's an empty bottle.
    Not if he downs the whole thing, then it's an empty bottle.
  2. Jacob Skouge says:
    Open container laws in most states.
    Open container laws in most states.
  3. Justin Nelson says:
    nope then it would be public intoxication more than likely. Also, if it was already open then it may violate open container laws. However, both would be less than a DUI.
    nope then it would be public intoxication more than likely. Also, if it was already open then it may violate open container laws. However, both would be less than a DUI.
  4. Snizzle Dizzle says:
    http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2840/can-you-get-out-of-a-dui-conviction-by-chugging-alcohol-after-getting-pulled-over
    http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2840/can-you-get-out-of-a-dui-conviction-by-chugging-alcohol-after-getting-pulled-over
  5. Tim Peterson says:
    a cop did this exact thing after driving drunk and killing someone. he was charged with obstruction of justice but he'll likely get off cause he's a native american.
    a cop did this exact thing after driving drunk and killing someone. he was charged with obstruction of justice but he'll likely get off cause he's a native american.
  6. Tom Galvin says:
    good idera
    good idera
  7. Nick C. Fischer says:
    My stepdad's friend got caught drunk driving by a cop on his own street once. He pulled in his garage, shut the door, and popped some whiskey out of the fridge before going out to talk to the officer. The officer couldn't do a thing about it.
    My stepdad's friend got caught drunk driving by a cop on his own street once. He pulled in his garage, shut the door, and popped some whiskey out of the fridge before going out to talk to the officer. The officer couldn't do a thing about it.
  8. Chris Davison says:
    According to my black friends, not quite.
    According to my black friends, not quite.
  9. Abby-Normal Scheele via Facebook says:
    DudeLOL, you make a good point! as do you, good sir.
    DudeLOL, you make a good point! as do you, good sir.
  10. Abby-Normal Scheele via Facebook says:
    sadly no because he would have been driving with an open container of alcohol which is also against the law haha
    sadly no because he would have been driving with an open container of alcohol which is also against the law haha
  11. DudeLOL via Facebook says:
    He could have opened an unsealed container
    He could have opened an unsealed container
  12. Dan Martz via Facebook says:
    NO. alcohol doesnt enter your bloodstream immediately.
    NO. alcohol doesnt enter your bloodstream immediately.
  13. Frederic Wong Sze Kiat says:
    LOL
    LOL
  14. Andrew Valentine says:
    Phoebe Pike you forgot the part where he dies epicly from alcohol poisining!
    Phoebe Pike you forgot the part where he dies epicly from alcohol poisining!
  15. Michael Daniel Hargreaves III says:
    Yooo some older guy at work told me that
    Yooo some older guy at work told me that
  16. Ethan Marlow says:
    good god I love it...i think its pretty hilarious lmao.
    good god I love it...i think its pretty hilarious lmao.
  17. Kasumi Kyoko says:
    WARNING! This is a funny joke! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom...an...d her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the Moregovernment decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't pass this on like you did. And forget about you. Example 1: Jenny didn't believe this and deleted it without even reading the whole thing! A few days later on the monday night, she was woken up by loud footsteps and heavy breathing, there was Clarissa standing there with a huge knife.
    WARNING! This is a funny joke! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom...an...d her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the Moregovernment decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't pass this on like you did. And forget about you. Example 1: Jenny didn't believe this and deleted it without even reading the whole thing! A few days later on the monday night, she was woken up by loud footsteps and heavy breathing, there was Clarissa standing there with a huge knife.
  18. John Morris says:
    epic
    epic
  19. Brittany Hunnicutt says:
    like a boss.
    like a boss.
  20. Dawn Moore says:
    How would you know!?!
    How would you know!?!
  21. Phoebe Pike says:
    Stomach pumping and vomiting... there are very few people who actually die from alcohol poisoning.
    Stomach pumping and vomiting... there are very few people who actually die from alcohol poisoning.
  22. Yayly Pena says:
    lol
    lol
  23. Tristen Orr says:
    wow
    wow
  24. Naudia Scott says:
    chill bitch I got this lol.
    chill bitch I got this lol.
  25. Naudia Scott says:
    chill bitch I got this lol.
    chill bitch I got this lol.
  26. Andrew L. Birdwell says:
    lolz... maybe it would work.
    lolz... maybe it would work.
  27. Andrew L. Birdwell says:
    lolz... maybe it would work.
    lolz... maybe it would work.
  28. Matt De Pauw says:
    it wouldn't work because of a open container and drinking in public.
    it wouldn't work because of a open container and drinking in public.
  29. Matt De Pauw says:
    it wouldn't work because of a open container and drinking in public.
    it wouldn't work because of a open container and drinking in public.
  30. Wesley Williams says:
    Sadly, no. Being in you car with the keys in the ignition is enough for a dui. Even if you're asleep in a parking lot. Also, drinking in front of a cop in the driver's seat will probably cue him to rip you out of the car, throw you on the ground, and think of something much worse to give you.
    Sadly, no. Being in you car with the keys in the ignition is enough for a dui. Even if you're asleep in a parking lot. Also, drinking in front of a cop in the driver's seat will probably cue him to rip you out of the car, throw you on the ground, and think of something much worse to give you.
  31. Gabriel A Eugene says:
    burn officer
    burn officer
  32. Gabriel A Eugene says:
    burn officer
    burn officer