Your Penis Reaches Half Way to the Moon

your penis reaches half way to the moon
  1. Nathan Csonka says:
    HIS POWER LEVEL IS OVER... exaggerated
    HIS POWER LEVEL IS OVER... exaggerated
  2. Tim Peterson says:
    he probably hits the cervix every time... sucks to be this guy.
    he probably hits the cervix every time... sucks to be this guy.
  3. Jessica Shavon Tague says:
    hahh, now think, how would you move with that much penis and what happens when people accidentally step on it...would that b worth it? I wince for you dude.O.O.
    hahh, now think, how would you move with that much penis and what happens when people accidentally step on it...would that b worth it? I wince for you dude.O.O.
  4. Snizzle Dizzle says:
    Portable hole...solves both problems...
    Portable hole...solves both problems...
  5. Donte FusroDah Dillon says:
    Seems Legit.
    Seems Legit.
  6. Dylan Cantwell says:
    And the bitches were satisfied.
    And the bitches were satisfied.
  7. Arturo Montalvo says:
    ouch! get educated xD.
    ouch! get educated xD.
  8. Jools Chadwick says:
    "there have been no relation found between penis size and race". I beg to differ. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/6161691.stm
    "there have been no relation found between penis size and race". I beg to differ. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/6161691.stm
  9. Brandon Williams says:
    Damn skippy
    Damn skippy
  10. Jeffrey Scalzo says:
    Sounds bout right...
    Sounds bout right...
  11. Geoffrey S. Bush says:
    I love mathematicians with a great sense of humor.
    I love mathematicians with a great sense of humor.
  12. John Russell says:
    What's a penis?
    What's a penis?
  13. Snizzle Dizzle says:
    That's funny...I also love the quote on the side there "It's not size, it's what you do with it that matters - Sunil Mehra" Yea, great comeback there Sunil...when is the last time you saw a happy-ass Indian woman? Exactly...
    That's funny...I also love the quote on the side there "It's not size, it's what you do with it that matters - Sunil Mehra" Yea, great comeback there Sunil...when is the last time you saw a happy-ass Indian woman? Exactly...
  14. Steven Dudics says:
    and it is scouter*, but still funny.
    and it is scouter*, but still funny.
  15. Maxwell Spoot Duhamel says:
    Vegeta what does your scouted say about his penis?!
    Vegeta what does your scouted say about his penis?!
  16. Anthony Iszler says:
    real reason for war?
    real reason for war?
  17. Mike Magwire says:
    Epic. Sage.
    Epic. Sage.
  18. Chris Pratt via Facebook says:
    And people say math has no real-world applications...
    And people say math has no real-world applications...
  19. Steve McCullum via Facebook says:
    I wish !
    I wish !
  20. Williams Wesley says:
    i dont think you understand the magnitude of "halfway to the moon" or "able to wrap around the equator 3.2 times" stepping on it and moving it would not be a problem. surviving would. erection? impossible. something of that magnitude OBVIOUSLY couldn't be supported by any kind of animal body, and would simply die and fall off to be studied by scientists as one of the most absurd and impossible mutations to ever face existence. It's impossible. that's the joke. don't try to rationalize something irrational.
    i dont think you understand the magnitude of "halfway to the moon" or "able to wrap around the equator 3.2 times" stepping on it and moving it would not be a problem. surviving would. erection? impossible. something of that magnitude OBVIOUSLY couldn't be supported by any kind of animal body, and would simply die and fall off to be studied by scientists as one of the most absurd and impossible mutations to ever face existence. It's impossible. that's the joke. don't try to rationalize something irrational.
  21. Berend Jobse says:
    seems legit
    seems legit