If Movie Posters Told the Truth

if movie posters told the truth
  1. Kimberly Parker via Facebook says:
    omg why get so bitchy about an opinion about freekn movies...get a sense of humor dork
    omg why get so bitchy about an opinion about freekn movies...get a sense of humor dork
  2. Zach Snyder via Facebook says:
    We apologize for having an American movie take place in America and having American characters be the heroes. I know you guys hate that shit.
    We apologize for having an American movie take place in America and having American characters be the heroes. I know you guys hate that shit.
  3. Danny M Thompson via Facebook says:
    Durpy durp, my name is Zach and I have sand in my vagina.
    Durpy durp, my name is Zach and I have sand in my vagina.
  4. Aidan Fly via Facebook says:
    American movie, America saves the day. Deal with it. It takes place in America. Japanese movie, Japanese save the day. British movie, Britain saves the day. Not hard to follow. Also, Juno is a great fucking movie and she was not a slut at any point in that movie. You try being a pregnant teenager and not whine. Pregnancy makes women emotional as fuck.
    American movie, America saves the day. Deal with it. It takes place in America. Japanese movie, Japanese save the day. British movie, Britain saves the day. Not hard to follow. Also, Juno is a great fucking movie and she was not a slut at any point in that movie. You try being a pregnant teenager and not whine. Pregnancy makes women emotional as fuck.
  5. Joseph Preston Blair says:
    @[1279571711:2048:Sam Coleman] Alright, I guess it's both.
    @[1279571711:2048:Sam Coleman] Alright, I guess it's both.
  6. Timmy Souza says:
    so true
    so true
  7. Kimberly Parker-Gunter says:
    very funny...especially the whiny slut movie...
    very funny...especially the whiny slut movie...
  8. Jeremiah Montes says:
    HAHA all that is so true. PREPARE FOR SIX PACKS!
    HAHA all that is so true. PREPARE FOR SIX PACKS!
  9. Eduardo Ramirez Aviņa says:
    Juno was a retarded movie.
    Juno was a retarded movie.
  10. Alejandra Mendez says:
    I like the part about twilight xD
    I like the part about twilight xD
  11. gede_komiks says:
    it is....so sad but it is GAY F***ING LORD....
    it is....so sad but it is GAY F***ING LORD....
  12. Thomas Hill says:
    Juno isn't a slut... Has the person who made this even seen the film?
    Juno isn't a slut... Has the person who made this even seen the film?
  13. Danny M Thompson says:
    Durp
    Durp
  14. Joseph Preston Blair says:
    Nor is Twilight gay. It's just stupid.
    Nor is Twilight gay. It's just stupid.
  15. Sam Coleman says:
    ha its gay
    ha its gay
  16. Jared Moses says:
    The Twilight one should read "A girl's decision between Necrophilia and Bestiality.
    The Twilight one should read "A girl's decision between Necrophilia and Bestiality.
  17. Eric Chacon says:
    It's Gay! lmao!
    It's Gay! lmao!
  18. Javier Casanova says:
    o_o I need to see that JDep movie now.
    o_o I need to see that JDep movie now.
  19. Tommy Llanes says:
    derp derp
    derp derp